Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

Has potential, but still to damn expensive

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Alfred69
May 1, 2025, 1:47 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

With the change in management, decided to check out the Admiral. First time in eons, I saw Dyanna Lauren on stage then, to give you some idea. Was wanded at the door, then went around a corner and down a hall to the main room. Used to be a theater, so it's big, and pretty well kept up. Big stage where you would expect, a lap dance area in the back, and private booths with curtains on the side. Tables with seating in the middle.

 

There was a fair dancer on stage, but she had her bottoms on, not nude. Stage shows are supposed to be nude, wether she got naked or not, I couldn't tell you, because I didn't spend a lot of time on the floor. A curvy blonde hit up on me pretty quick, and I asked for her dance fees. If I remember right, she said $30/song for a topless table dance, no contact. $40/song for a topless dance in the lap dance area, and then the private booths were a pretty outrageous $300 for 15 minutes. She did say those dances were full contact, but that price is ridiculous, so I passed. Then another dancer with a slim build came by. She said her name was "Kitten". More my type, and when she quoted me fees, she said $200 in the booths. It's funny, after hearing the first girl say $300, this sounded like a huge bargain, and I had limited time, so I went for it.

 

The booth was small and comfy, and she closed the curtain ALL the way. I saw another reviewer mention this, total privacy, and the possibilities looked great. Alas, it was pretty much a mediocre lap dance, and the "I can touch anywhere on the outside" didn't include her labia. It was nice, but for that much cash, and especially with that much privacy, I've had better.

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Has potential, but still to damn expensive