Admiral Theatre Reviews

This club is okay to visit, but nothing great. It's no fault of the club's, it's just that it's in Chicago and the political climate is restrictive. There are some super hot dancers, and the show is really the only part worth going to see, but as others...

I went there in a weekday night with my friends. We get there about 6:50, and the valet parking is 12$(the street parking is end before 10 pm) then we pay 25 each to get a mark on the back of hand. then you could get in and out with...

This is probably my favorite strip club in Chicagoland. A big reason is the hot talent that works here. The venue itself is pretty clean and decent looking. Seating is also comfortable. Please note alcohol is not served and you must purchase at least one soft...

I had heard the Admiral was a classic Chicago club so I wanted to go and see a classic burlesque theatre as well as hope for some good entertainment. I was very pleasantly surprised by the level of talent at this club. The club itself is very old school and...

To the point, 25$ to get in, 14 for valet parking! you can always try nearby roadside parking, you got to be real lucky!.
The inside is close resemblance to those fancy LV clubs. setting closer to stage can get you 10 lab dance... NO TOUCH. Setting in the upper...

The Uber drop me off, a fast 15 US$ ride from Loop. The building facade bear a classy, bold, neon "Admiral Theatre". Uber driver then realize where he have taken me, then proclaiming "You starting the night off right!" and to offering me his hearty fist bump.

I am entering. You...

There are some hot Asian women at the Admiral if they're you're type. Sasha (usually one of the feature dancers) and Esmee (one of the faces of the Admiral and on the website homepage) are smoking hot. Naveah (also usually one of the feature dancers) and Paige (although I'm...

I was treated by Emilia
She sat on my lap and for a while we both froze in our hypnotic gaze. Her scantily clad body is still captivating my mind. She is pretty, sweet and genuine. I lost myself in her. And the date was not entirely for selfish pursuit...

Went on a Saturday after atending beerfest in the city, fairly good idea since they don't serve alcohol here. $25 cover to get in the door, there is a ramp leading to the main room with the pretty big stage along the back wall. A lot of seating...

The highest-end place in Chicago with actual nudity (and full nudity, at that). They have the best-looking girls but the experience isn't necessarily the best; heavy traffic, high prices and strict rules (I'm not talking about "extras" but the sort of touching & contact that often happens at other places)...

Visited on a Monday evening. $25 cover. 1 drink min. no alcohol

Large stage in the middle, no poles. Seats by stage, around stage and in the "vip table seating" areas further back by the walls. The whole place, restrooms etc. we're clean (comparatively).

Waitress comes by rarely but there's no alcohol...

Another visit to the Admiral. Once again I was in the area and figured why not. It was after midnight on a Friday but it wasn't too busy. I was able to sit stage side right away. The major downside to this place is $25 entry...

I was in Chicago on business, so I decided to check out the Admiral Theatre. I prefer nude clubs, so my Chicago choices seemed somewhat limited. Admiral is an old theater converted into a strip-club and, as such, it more on the upscale side compared to most I frequent. There...

The club as a nice layout. There is one main stage with no pole. VIP rooms and booths are in the side. VIP seating is located in the back of the big room where the stage is. It was a pretty friendly atmosphere. Most of the men were talking to...

The Admiral Theater is an old theater turned into a strip club. Fun and cool retro feel to the place. $25 cover charge + 1 drink minimum, but coupons can be accessed through their website. The theater features a large stage in front. No pole on...

Stopped in on a Friday night. I've been here before and was in the area again so I thought why not, right? Anyway, $25 to get in. A little steep. Plus you need to purchase a drink, $5 water/soda if I remember correctly. I was...

Located in a theatre from the 1920’s. I thought it was going to be a pretty large club with very high ceilings. This is most likely because I have the dimensions of modern movie theatres in mind. It is a pretty average sized club. It’s not super convenient to downtown...

So I love Chicago but have always been disappointed in the SC scene. Very lame and tame and Admiral is a good example of that. Some hot girls for sure, but unless you are into air dances, don't expect much mileage here.

First off entry is expensive over $20! But...

Came here one Sunday night after Lollapalooza let out. Figured we check out the strip club scene while in Chicago. Nice looking club. Decent selection of girls. Never been to a fully nude club so didn't realize there was no alcohol. Ordered a frappuccino thinking...

I started off my night to Red Diamond (very sexy black club in South Chicago). I had time to waste so I decided to come try out Admiral Theatre (north chicago). This club is unique. It (so I hear at least) is a theatre that has been converted to a...

Some might complain that this place is too expensive or that you don't get much mileage, which is sort of true. Half an hour in VIP is going to run you around $300 and touching varies depending on who you see, but you're typically limited as to what you can...

This was my first visit to a strip club, i was with my friends. Easy to find parking, went inside and paid $20 to enter. Once inside, wow it was like heaven. There was 2 dancers dancing on the stage(nude). We sat down and we had to buy one drink($6)...

This club can be very hit or miss in terms of private dance quality. This visit was more miss. You typically get a real melting pot of dancers (European, Hispanic, AA, Asian, white). I tend to favor Eastern Europeans and Hispanics at this club as they tend to give the...

I came to the Admiral Theatre after my graduation and I have to say that it has improved quite a bit since the last time I came here close to three years ago in terms of dancer quality. I had a pretty poor experience on my 19th birthday the last...

The Admiral was a pretty good experience for our first two hours there. There were multiple table dances, drinks, and massages bought by the guys at our table. Even a few private shows. However, after about 2 hours there was a very sudden decline in the # of women stopping...