Reviews

Went to Admiral after a night of drinking in Chicago. The club was clean. It is fully nude and no alcohol is served. Cover is $25 + a mandatory $6 soft drink purchase. The women…

I went with my friends not knowing what to expect. It's completely nude and thus there's no alcoholic drinks. Soft drinks are $6. It's not overbearing and it's not a seedy place, so pretty great…

it was my first time visiting this club. it was pretty good, the dancers were kind of pushy. the bouncer was a little rude. most of the girls here are above average in looks. The…

I’ve been coming to the Admiral for what’s gotta be over 20 years. In that time, I’ve watched the club evolve along with the industry. What used to be an air-dance only club has gone…

This will be the last time i go to this club. The dancer quality has decreased and the bodygaurds are getting meaner to customers. It seems as if the better looking dancers have left the…

I got there late a few Fridays ago. There were about 18 or so ladies dancing in rotation, and they ranged from solid 7s to nearly 10s. Very hot and friendly. I personnally prefer to…

I am from Atlanta and my standards are very high considering Atlanta strip clubs are known throughout the country as having some of the best dancers. I visited this place not knowing or reading any…

Guys - the Admiral is awesome. I've been here 5-6 times now and every time I leave satisfied. The only downside is that it is a 20 minute Uber ($15) from downtown - although maybe…

In Chicago to visit a friend & we decided to visit the famous Theater. As previously mentioned the Cover & Non alcoholic Drink prices are a little steep comparitively speaking, but it's Chicago so…

The main thing about Admiral is that the $25 to enter and then minimum $7 for a NA beverage. That's over $30 before you even sit down. If you can find the right…

As a native Angeleno (Los Angeles resident, for those of you not from the Southland), my standards for strip clubs are high, and Chicago never fails to disappoint. Of the mediocre offerings, Admiral Theatre…

A visitors perspective for what would (probably) be one of the better clubs in the area. Group of friends and I decided to pay a late-night visit on a Saturday. $25 cover for entry. They…

Solid club with hot chicks and reasonably priced. Across the board, this place gets an "above average" and compared to Pink Monkey, and VIP, the two other strip clubs in Chicago, it's no contest how…

This will probably be my last time visiting this club. The only reason I went was because i was drunk with a few friends. Cover fee was $25. Air dances were $10. I bought a…

Chicago tends to be the pits when it comes to strip clubs especially in the actual city where the rule is nudity and liquor are not allowed together. So most of the strip clubs…

This place is huge, and not like Atlantis huge, but its big. If you're in Chicago's north side, you should definitely check it out, and here's why..... The staff is professional, not thugs…

The girls are great and the service by the bar is awesome. They have $5 lap dances most days and cover can usually be waived if you look on social media. Just expect…

Don't count on free admission to the Admiral by applying with your email address and printing the coupon they send you. I wanted to show a female friend who'd never been to a club…

Went on a Saturday night with a few friends. The place looks good on the outside. Street parking. Great atmostphere inside. You have the choice or regular or VIP sitting. Inside there's a big stage…

Place is spotless and well-kept. Practically can eat off the floor it's so clean. Attendant in the men's room is very friendly. Dance floor and seating area looks like it belongs to someone who has…

I ended up going to Admiral Theatre around 9 it was a $15 Uber from downtown Chicago. It has a juice bar and they try to play it up with mocktails with cute names, no…

So much ink has been spilled on this site about Chicago clubs not being great, and I think that's absolutely true. But if you're locked into going to one, Admiral is about as good as…

So a friend's younger brother was turning 21 and after a full night of heavy drinking, still insisted we take him to a strip club at about 4:30am. Admiral wasn't too far and was…

The cover remains absurdly high at $25. Coat check is mandatory. Bathroom troll still exists. One drink minimum $6 for soft drink. Quantity and quality of dancers is good. Mostly 7s and 8s with a…

Full nude is good. No alcohol bad. Some girls seem to know that they need to work a little bit to get around the dumb rules and limitations and are willing to negotiate…