3/4 Ain't Bad

This was my fourth visit to the Admiral and the third time that I have walked away quite satisfied. In my experience that's a very good success rate for strip clubs, especially considering that the one failure was extraordinary circumstances (Christmas night, when they were dramatically and atypically understaffed).

I arrived around 9 p.m., which I've found to be the ideal time as you can usually still find street-side parking (I refuse to pay for valets on principle) and there's a favorable girls-to-customer ratio. Certainly was the case this night, and I probably had nearly every one of the dozen or so dancers initially there visit my table at some point. Most retreated quickly when I indicated that I wasn't interested in dances with them, but I don't mind that; I totally get that they're there to make money, and I'm not providing it. I did take three of them up on $10 table dances, which I think is the club's best feature. Wound up getting a 3-for-$75 private package with a sexy petite blonde named Kimmy, who takes on a giggly personality when interacting directly with customers but I'm sure that was an act, as she seemed less bubbly on stage. Still gave some damn good dances, though, and no shortage of contact; I've seen other reviewers complain about the lack of it here, but that's not been my experience.

There were a handful other other girls who I would have seriously considered if Kimmy had not been there or my budget had allowed for it. Of those, Cherry is worth a special mention, as she seemed to genuinely be having fun on stage (including doing handstands!) and was equally fun to talk to and get a table dance from. I chose Kimmy over her because Kimmy didn't have the piercings and tattoos (which I'm not a fan of), but she would have been my second. Right as I was waiting for Kimmy to get off stage, two very petite, very nice-looking brunettes who had just arrived (this was about 10:30) also approached me about a lesbo-themed combo lap dance. First time I've seen that option there and I now regret not taking them up on it.