Admiral Theatre Reviews

I am from Atlanta and my standards are very high considering Atlanta strip clubs are known throughout the country as having some of the best dancers. I visited this place not knowing or reading any reviews my buddy who is from Chicago told me it was one of the best...

Guys - the Admiral is awesome. I've been here 5-6 times now and every time I leave satisfied. The only downside is that it is a 20 minute Uber ($15) from downtown - although maybe this is a blessing in disguise as otherwise I would be broke. The admission is...

In Chicago to visit a friend & we decided to visit the famous Theater. As previously mentioned the Cover & Non alcoholic Drink prices are a little steep comparitively speaking, but it's Chicago so to be expected. The club did not feel as excessive as a Vegas for...

The main thing about Admiral is that the $25 to enter and then minimum $7 for a NA beverage. That's over $30 before you even sit down. If you can find the right dancer the 3 songs for $75 can be a reasonable price but still kinda steep....

As a native Angeleno (Los Angeles resident, for those of you not from the Southland), my standards for strip clubs are high, and Chicago never fails to disappoint. Of the mediocre offerings, Admiral Theatre is the best of the offerings. The club is well maintained and quite attractive,...

A visitors perspective for what would (probably) be one of the better clubs in the area. Group of friends and I decided to pay a late-night visit on a Saturday. $25 cover for entry. They made us wait behind a velvet rope after we paid for some bizarre, unknown reason,...

Solid club with hot chicks and reasonably priced. Across the board, this place gets an "above average" and compared to Pink Monkey, and VIP, the two other strip clubs in Chicago, it's no contest how much better Admiral's is.

I went on a Thursday night and while it wasn't packed,...

This will probably be my last time visiting this club. The only reason I went was because i was drunk with a few friends. Cover fee was $25. Air dances were $10. I bought a few private lap dancers for $75. That was a bad decision. The private dancers were...

Chicago tends to be the pits when it comes to strip clubs especially in the actual city where the rule is nudity and liquor are not allowed together. So most of the strip clubs in Chicago proper are all topless or worse. The lone exception is the one...

This place is huge, and not like Atlantis huge, but its big. If you're in Chicago's north side, you should definitely check it out, and here's why..... The staff is professional, not thugs from the south side. The dancers are beyond hot. I would have given...

The girls are great and the service by the bar is awesome. They have $5 lap dances most days and cover can usually be waived if you look on social media. Just expect to be treated like shit by the bouncers and security of the club and feel...

Don't count on free admission to the Admiral by applying with your email address and printing the coupon they send you. I wanted to show a female friend who'd never been to a club what it's like and I'd been to the Admiral a number of times long ago....

Went on a Saturday night with a few friends. The place looks good on the outside. Street parking. Great atmostphere inside. You have the choice or regular or VIP sitting. Inside there's a big stage in the center-Hence the name theater and 2 poles on each side. Girls dance in...

Place is spotless and well-kept. Practically can eat off the floor it's so clean. Attendant in the men's room is very friendly. Dance floor and seating area looks like it belongs to someone who has way too much money to spend.

Service = 2/5
Terrible is not even the word to use...

I ended up going to Admiral Theatre around 9 it was a $15 Uber from downtown Chicago. It has a juice bar and they try to play it up with mocktails with cute names, no thanks I just got a coke. I got escorted to a table by the door...

So much ink has been spilled on this site about Chicago clubs not being great, and I think that's absolutely true. But if you're locked into going to one, Admiral is about as good as it gets.

The girls are generally pretty hot here, mostly 7s and 8s I'd say. Pretty...

So a friend's younger brother was turning 21 and after a full night of heavy drinking, still insisted we take him to a strip club at about 4:30am. Admiral wasn't too far and was probably the only one really still open. Hell I've stopped by on and off for...

The cover remains absurdly high at $25. Coat check is mandatory. Bathroom troll still exists. One drink minimum $6 for soft drink. Quantity and quality of dancers is good. Mostly 7s and 8s with a random 9 and a couple of 6s. The dancers come up to you a decent...

Full nude is good. No alcohol bad. Some girls seem to know that they need to work a little bit to get around the dumb rules and limitations and are willing to negotiate for VIP. The club itself is a cool old theater and the staff was...

Decided to stop in on a Sunday evening to see what was happening at the Admiral. While this bar is full nude, there is no alcohol served. I had no problem as I had the car. I stopped by the juice bar for a soda and...

I went to the Admiral around 3am and this was my first time going to this particular club. Although I've been to a many strip clubs I decided to go as we got started late on the evening. The staff and valet was extremely friendly and accommodating. Upon entering the...

The club itself is very nice. Has a movie theater feel in one room and a cabaret feel where the feature dancers perform. Dimly lit so as to no prying eyes, but bright enough for you to see all that you need. I suppose some updating could be in order....

This is my 3rd time being to the Admiral. Every time I visit this club there's a new story to tell. Once again very clean and classy place, bouncers were friendly, and seating was nice. There were quite a few women that I got to talk to and they were...

Admiral is not my go-to club but was in area so stopped in. Metered street parking across the street was available which is cheaper than valet. Cover was expensive as always ($25). There was a nice assortment of dancers of all ethnic types. Whatever you like is available as it's...

This is the first and only strip club i've tried out and I had a great time. Majority of the dancers I interacted with were very beautiful and nice with the exception of one who rushed me into a lapdance without having an actual conversation. But to be positive, this...