Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave
Chicago, IL 60625
Reviews
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Another recent stop at Admiral Theatre. Plenty of hotties roaming around. Still the biggest negative of this place is the $25 cover and mandatory $7 non-alcoholic drink. So basically bottom line $32…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(theDirkDiggler)
RckHrd
Nov 9, 2017, 7:39 PM
Pretty fun but no booze
I went in late May after breaking up with my girlfriend, wanted a night to myself and to just relax. It must have been a week day because it was no crowded at all, maybe…
Bub28
Nov 7, 2017, 5:02 PM
Saturday, full nude, no booze
I've been a few times, but will write about first time there. Admiral is a LATE club, especially on weekends. Younger, louder crowd since it's 18+, and the table dances are nude and $10. Booths…
itsnatasha
Nov 7, 2017, 10:13 AM
Halloween Event
Me and a buddy visited here on Saturday 10/21. I was pretty excited because it was something different as this day was there Night of the Stripping Dead event. When me and my buddy walked…
3 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Jerry87)
dtb08
Nov 2, 2017, 7:06 PM
Previous dancer @ admiral for about 8mos
Club overall a good club & Feels safe. Worked here for a couple months on & off not really consistently. I would work a couple days a week then skip a week then repeat. For…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Jolly2425)
LoveAvaxoxo
Oct 29, 2017, 10:05 PM
Night of the Stripping Dead
My wife and I went to the admiral for their yearly "Night of the Stripping Dead" Halloween show and arrived about an hour early at 9:00pm to check out some regular dances as well. This…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(benkenobi)
benkenobi
Oct 22, 2017, 11:59 AM
Nickle & dime you to death
Went with some work friends last week for a divorce party, otherwise I don't think I would ever go here on my own. Cover supposed to be like $25 each but someone had pre-purchased a…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Jolly2425)
SamPerkins_420
Oct 9, 2017, 3:45 PM
Pretty Decent Night
Me and my buddy decided to come here on a Friday after work. When we arrived it was $25 at the door and you must purchase a soft drink once seated. Right off the bat…
3 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(theDirkDiggler)
dtb08
Sep 29, 2017, 6:46 PM
Very sexy girls
The best thing about this club is easy to explain- fully nude women. The girls were a little pushy, though not any crazier than I've met at other clubs. I got a dance at the…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(theDirkDiggler)
misterdoctor
Sep 27, 2017, 8:46 PM
Not Worth It
Don't waste your money at Admiral Theatre. The last time I visited Admiral was over a year ago and a lot has changed since then. The main thing being quality of girls. Last year they…
mattdaman135
Sep 11, 2017, 9:10 PM
Admiral
Overall the club had a really good vibe that made me feel comfortable, and keeps me coming back. It feels clean, and the people that go there are not thuggish at all. It is also…
3 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(theDirkDiggler)
oscar123
Sep 2, 2017, 4:19 PM
So far, it's better with each visit
Decided to go after a night drinking with a buddy. Parked right on Lawrence about 8pm and paid the meter for just 2 hours of parking (street parking free after 10pm). Kind of a dingy…
3 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Illumin8te)
Illumin8te
Aug 29, 2017, 9:58 PM
Inconsistent
I came here to chill on a Sunday night. Right off the bat, I entered the club and there is $25 admission + a required soft drink purchase, no alcohol. When I walked in the…
dtb08
Aug 28, 2017, 5:09 PM
Fun time
You definitely get a lot of eye candy here. Believe me, quality verses quantity is quite prominent. Go to other clubs for street trash. It's expensive to dance here which is why the prices are…
Skidrow60083
Jul 31, 2017, 4:03 PM
25% are really hot
I gotta say a quarter of these girls are super hot in many instances. However the prices for the dances are a bit stiff. The club is clean and trypically thay have a lot more…
Knownmistax
Jul 27, 2017, 8:10 PM
Wasn't the best time spent
Ended up going here after work on a Friday night with two other buddies. We got there a bit past midnight and it was extremely crowded on a beautiful night in Chicago. We went through…
dtb08
Jul 16, 2017, 5:35 AM
Not what it used to be
The Admiral is a nice, clean venue with friendly, helpful security (they've actually gotten an award in the past for helping to keep the neighborhood clean so not surprising). Great mix of music including…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(AJ1zzle1)
AJ1zzle1
Jul 3, 2017, 5:24 PM
Hot Ladies
I suppose it's true that this club is loaded with what white guys like- skinny ladies. While the club is expensive with the cover charge and the mandatory 1 drink, I find the thinner…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Jolly2425)
Jolly2425
Jul 3, 2017, 8:28 AM
Some great dancers but poor dances
I had been to the Admiral on a Sunday night.
I entered just as they opened around 9 pm.
It wasn't crowded.
There were approximately 10 guys sitting around.
It took them some time to serve my drink.
The waitress…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Jolly2425)
BlueT
Jun 16, 2017, 7:10 PM
Maybe not on a Tuesday
I was in Chicago for work and one of my coworkers convinced me to make a trip to the Admiral after our meetings wrapped up on a Tuesday evening. Cover was $25 at the door,…
ungabunga
Jun 13, 2017, 10:45 AM
Air dances
If you're a scardy cat with money, this might be your best option in Chicago. The atmosphere is safe and even classy as clubs in the area go. The girls will appeal to your average…
1 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Supremeruler)
Baggadonuts
Jun 11, 2017, 7:26 PM
Worth it!
This is my first time actually going on a Friday, it was one of the best times I've had here at the Admiral. From the time I stepped in, the bouncer asked if I want…
dtb08
Jun 7, 2017, 2:48 PM
Returned to Admiral
Admiral seems to never change too much. They had the hottest ladies that Sunday night. I came for one lady in particular- Diva. She is by far, the hottest of the hottest…
6 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Jolly2425)
Jolly2425
May 30, 2017, 4:11 PM
For Voyeurs with High Standards
It had been a couple of years since I visited the Admiral. Good news: it hasn't changed. Bad news: it hasn't changed.
The Admiral is still the place to see the best-looking…
Tucky70
May 13, 2017, 5:47 AM
Returned to the Admiral
I parked on Pulaski near the police station to avoid the "valet" self parking fee of $15, but still paid $25 to enter. Some hope that's just Friday nights, but that is all evenings/nights,…
Jolly2425
Apr 26, 2017, 9:15 PM


