A Virgin's Paradise

Normally I'd go elsewhere on a Tuesday night (if I go anywhere at all), but I was near Admiral's around 10:00pm and decided to stop in. The night began with a $20 cover charge, which was a bit excessive especially for a Tuesday. When I walked in there were only 5 patrons and possible 12-15 dancers working. I didn't expect much in the looks department, but I noticed a few strong 8's. I began the night with 3 dances for $75 in a back closed off area. I wasn't a fan of the dance style as it was very amateurish and jerky, but did't want to end my night so early so I decided to sit near the stage and check out the rest of the dancers.

One in particular was very seductive (older woman) and I asked the bouncer to send her my way when she was available. As I waited, every single dancer came to me and asked to join me. It was is if they stood in a line and took there turns. I politely told all of them that I was waiting for another and each one of them gave me extremely bad attitude. One duo even insulted me as they walked away. Finally another woman came by (not the one I asked for) who was fairly beautiful. We ended up chatting and I received a table-side dance from her which was very seductive. I then decided to buy a 30 minute dance from her in the back room which cost $225. It was the second worst experience I've ever had in a back room. First, as all the dancers seemed to be doing, she constantly pointed at her vagina as if I had never seen one before. A plain vagina hasn't gotten me turned on since I was 16 years old. It was complete amateur hour as if I should be impressed just by the look of it. Mind you, I go to gentlemen's club to get a sensual experience regular girls don't give. If I wanted a dead fish I'd just go to any club in Chicago and find one there. When she noticed I wasn't impressed by her amateur hour, she spent 5 minutes talking about her future. I was so frustrated and not turned on that I ended the 30 minutes early and left.

The takeaway is, if you get turned on just by the sight of a vagina, this is the place for you. If you want legit grinding, DO NOT COME HERE. I've been to this location a few times now, and I'm willing to bet they all take the same "dance" classes. Absolutely abysmal.