Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

Fun can be had but it totally depends on the girl

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Alex609nj
Apr 23, 2018, 5:03 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Went here late on a Tuesday night based primarily on the reviews. The club is about 20 mins away from downtown Chicago so not too far a drive. It’s in a pretty random area. I’m a tourist so I dont know the neighborhood but it seems like an odd place for a strip club. The venue is decent sized. Big stage in the center. Tables all around. Theres a mezzanine level thats for VIPs which doesnt seem to be really all that much better. There are couches instead of chairs so if youre doing table dances its probably better. In my experience, the table dances are a waste of money. $10 for an air dance. If youre gonna go, spend the money to go VIP. Theres three types of rooms which are different depending how much you want to spend. I think its $75 for three songs, $225 for 30 mins, and $500 for an hour. The best value if you have the right girl is the 30 min. The key is having the right one. I got two dancers. The first was a gorgeous blonde. I went for 3 songs with her in the back. Complete waste of time. She was barely making contact and clearly was not into it at all. Shouldve known a chick that hot was going to rely on her looks alone. After that experience I was tempted to call it a night. Thankfully I gave it one more try. I found another blonde. This one wasnt a cute as the other but what she lacked in looks she more than made up for in mileage in the VIP. Plenty of two way contact. She made sure I left happy. Definitely worth the trip as long as you find the right girl.

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