Admiral Theatre Reviews

I've been to about 5 strip clubs in chicago area and this one made me feel most uncomfortable. I will never return for the following reasons.

First, the girls are very pushy for dances, very short and dry on the conversation...not sitting down and getting to know each other a little....

The private dance booths/rooms are quite nice and clean. A curtain closes for privacy and two of the walls are fully mirrored so you can see every angle of the action you paid for.

The women strip nude quite quickly, don't waste your time teasing and get right to the...

To all the reviews that no fun is to be had: It depends. If you get the right girl, take her to the back, pay her a nice tip in advance, and compliment her, you can get some fun. One dancer there, I forgot her name, I took her to...

Well i stopped by the Admiral last Saturday night with a few frineds since we were in the city for St. Pattys celebrations, after paying the confiscatory cover and making our way to our table near the back I must say I was very impressed by how hot many of...

I visit the admiral from time to time and am always disappointed by the vast difference between the quality of girls and the quality of the dances. The admiral frequently has some very hot dancers working the floor but unfortunately the air dances are almost never worth their price....

Another excellent night at the Admiral. It was a bit slow due to the weather but it was a nice night. About 12 girls working. Only two that really shouldn't have been. I got there early so they were doing three dance sets. One clothed/leading...

Decided to give the Admiral another shot last week, since it's close to home and I haven't been back in a while. I got what I expected, which was decent value, lots of hot chicks, and below average lap dances. All in all, not a bad way to spend a...

Today I had the best experience in my life. I had the table dance with 2 girls. They charged me $20. I also gave them all the small change I had on me. I wanted to give more but did not have any. The two girls showered all the love...

It's just ok? The exterior and the interior of the club were nice. Very professional staff and doormen. They went out of their way to show us to our seats, asked if we needed anything and if we had any issues to let them know. The waitress...

I went to the Admiral Theatre on a Saturday evening around 8pm. The club is located in a so-so neighborhood that is Mexican and Arab. You probably won’t get harassed or anything, but there was a bum digging through the trash can about fifty feet from the club entrance. There...

This is without a doubt the most overrated/overhyped strip club in the
Chicagoland area. First of all, the cover charge is $25 dollar
what you get in this place. The dancer stage shows are weak and the
"private" dances are even more disappointing.$20 a dance and they don't grind you at all.There,s no...

Very upscale club. Entrance fee is a bit pricy. Have to check coat but no fee. One drink minimum which is down from two drink minimum in past. A lot of 7s and 8s dancers. A few 9s. Table dances are $10 per song and while no super high mileage...

I stopped by the Admiral the other night after a long day of work. As usual, the parking is pretty easy in the area which makes it much more convenient. After paying the cover fee, I was ushered over to a seat on the right side. There were a bunch...

Made another stop at the Admrial on my way through the big city. Parking is very limited unless you want to hand you keys to an attendant for $25. I passed on it and drove around until a spot opened up. Price to enter was $25 which...

I've been to the admiral couple of times. It's what you would expect from a normal non-brothel like strip theatre.
Only one stage, dancers get nude on the stage. They are friendly. However, it depends on your luck. Sometimes you would have four or five dancers talking to you in one...

Took a couple of buddies that came in from out of town. The place is in descent neighborhood and the decor is pretty nice. Club is huge with multiple small stages and a large main stage. Lighting is dim as can be expected and the age to...

I recently brought a new friend to be entertained here. I choose this club, because its my understanding admiral club is suppose to be the best talent in Chicago and features an upscale setting. I was pleasantly surprised that the girls were able to go completely naked, and gave great...

A friend and I arrived on a Tuesday around 830 pm and had to get valet parking. Street parking is 2 hrs max but I didn't want to go in and out of the club to move the car and pay the machine. Coat check is mandatory so...

This is a decent club but I can't strongly recommend it. It think the club is just hurt by the Chicago laws. A buddy of mine and I went there and we've been around the strip club block. The security is a little strong. A...

Definitely one of the best clubs in the city. Took the train since I lived in the South Loop. Paid the cover charge and was met by a decent number of beautiful girls. Very classy space compared to what I'm used to. After taking a seat I was approached by...

Went in the other night. Always a place to have a relaxing break.
Walk in and straight to pay the cover and coat check just to the right.
Bathrooms are all the way to the left right by the entrance. right next to the coat check there is a long hallway that...

The good = feels real classy.
The bad = feels a little fake.

Maybe it's just me, but strip clubs are supposed to feel like a lounge. I don't need fancy lights or anything showy, just soft and comfortable chairs and a room filled with pretty girls. Yes, I want it clean,...

First time I attended several girls approached and claimed for a private room they would get fully naked and could be "touched", which included their breasts but not between their legs.

Luckily I held out and met one very nice and pretty girl. I learned what nights she worked and when...

Visiting on business and stopped in to kill some time. There was a special for the month of September half off cover so it was $12.50. Drink was $6.

The club was fairly clean and I have to say that the dancers were extremely hot. After hanging at...

Stopped in the Admiral Theatre while in Chicago for work. The club was nice enough a little more upscale than the places I like but when you are in a big city it is tough. I am not used to not having a beer or a vodka tonic...