Reviews

Don't count on free admission to the Admiral by applying with your email address and printing the coupon they send you. I wanted to show a female friend who'd never been to a club…

Went on a Saturday night with a few friends. The place looks good on the outside. Street parking. Great atmostphere inside. You have the choice or regular or VIP sitting. Inside there's a big stage…

Place is spotless and well-kept. Practically can eat off the floor it's so clean. Attendant in the men's room is very friendly. Dance floor and seating area looks like it belongs to someone who has…

I ended up going to Admiral Theatre around 9 it was a $15 Uber from downtown Chicago. It has a juice bar and they try to play it up with mocktails with cute names, no…

So much ink has been spilled on this site about Chicago clubs not being great, and I think that's absolutely true. But if you're locked into going to one, Admiral is about as good as…

So a friend's younger brother was turning 21 and after a full night of heavy drinking, still insisted we take him to a strip club at about 4:30am. Admiral wasn't too far and was…

The cover remains absurdly high at $25. Coat check is mandatory. Bathroom troll still exists. One drink minimum $6 for soft drink. Quantity and quality of dancers is good. Mostly 7s and 8s with a…

Full nude is good. No alcohol bad. Some girls seem to know that they need to work a little bit to get around the dumb rules and limitations and are willing to negotiate…

Decided to stop in on a Sunday evening to see what was happening at the Admiral. While this bar is full nude, there is no alcohol served. I had no problem as…

I went to the Admiral around 3am and this was my first time going to this particular club. Although I've been to a many strip clubs I decided to go as we got started late…

The club itself is very nice. Has a movie theater feel in one room and a cabaret feel where the feature dancers perform. Dimly lit so as to no prying eyes, but bright enough for…

This is my 3rd time being to the Admiral. Every time I visit this club there's a new story to tell. Once again very clean and classy place, bouncers were friendly, and seating was nice.…

Admiral is not my go-to club but was in area so stopped in. Metered street parking across the street was available which is cheaper than valet. Cover was expensive as always ($25). There was a…

This is the first and only strip club i've tried out and I had a great time. Majority of the dancers I interacted with were very beautiful and nice with the exception of one who…

This club is okay to visit, but nothing great. It's no fault of the club's, it's just that it's in Chicago and the political climate is restrictive. There are some super hot dancers,…

I went there in a weekday night with my friends. We get there about 6:50, and the valet parking is 12$(the street parking is end before 10 pm) then we pay 25 each to get…

This is probably my favorite strip club in Chicagoland. A big reason is the hot talent that works here. The venue itself is pretty clean and decent looking. Seating is also comfortable.…

I had heard the Admiral was a classic Chicago club so I wanted to go and see a classic burlesque theatre as well as hope for some good entertainment. I was very pleasantly surprised by…

To the point, 25$ to get in, 14 for valet parking! you can always try nearby roadside parking, you got to be real lucky!. The inside is close resemblance to those fancy LV clubs. setting…

The Uber drop me off, a fast 15 US$ ride from Loop. The building facade bear a classy, bold, neon "Admiral Theatre". Uber driver then realize where he have taken me, then proclaiming "You starting…

There are some hot Asian women at the Admiral if they're you're type. Sasha (usually one of the feature dancers) and Esmee (one of the faces of the Admiral and on the website homepage) are…

I was treated by Emilia She sat on my lap and for a while we both froze in our hypnotic gaze. Her scantily clad body is still captivating my mind. She is pretty, sweet and…

Went on a Saturday after atending beerfest in the city, fairly good idea since they don't serve alcohol here. $25 cover to get in the door, there is a ramp leading to the main…

The highest-end place in Chicago with actual nudity (and full nudity, at that). They have the best-looking girls but the experience isn't necessarily the best; heavy traffic, high prices and strict rules (I'm not talking…

Visited on a Monday evening. $25 cover. 1 drink min. no alcohol Large stage in the middle, no poles. Seats by stage, around stage and in the "vip table seating" areas further back by the walls.…