Admiral Theatre Reviews

I've been coming to this club more frequently recently. Unfortunately, the club has a high cover charge of $25 on the weekends, and not that much less during the week. There are coupons and deals for specific days of the week on the website. Table dances are...

Paid the old Admiral a visit Thursday night, had been quite a while since my last time here, probably a decade or so. Cover was steep just like it's always been, $25 plus another $5 for the required soft drink purchase but you can get a $5 off coupon on...

This club is worth a visit if you're in the Chicago area. General ambience is good - place is relatively clean with nice dress code for clientele. Girls are unfortunately unmemorable - they seem to have been chosen by someone on staff who has a preference for a...

I've come to this club on and off over the years, and some things have changed. Table dances and booth dances were always air dances before, but now the girls touch more. Booth dances can be better, with you getting to touch more. Table dances are $10,...

As a Chicago boy, I know what most visiting guys do not. Stay away! Unless you are there for a bachelor party---even then I recommend a stripper to your hotel---it's not worth it.

The club itself is great. Spacious, lots of dancers, clean, easy to access. Cover...

I went to the Admiral on a Monday night while attending a seminar out at the airport. There was a $20 cover and one drink minimum, although you could print out a coupon for $5 off from the website. The girls were all fairly attractive, in the 7-8...

As you enter the club, there is a main stage which is T-Shaped. There are chairs around this main stage, where you can sit and tip your dancer close up. Admiral Club is totally nude, hence No Liquor. Since I wear glasses, the lights are too dim for me to...

The Admiral, what can i say about the Admiral. The girls seemed sad, the music was too loud and the men in the club were overly disgusting. The dj was a moron, and i am quite sure that the lack of booze added to the clubs seedyness, go...

I was in Chicago on business last week and my customer wanted to go here. Let me first say the women were all great looking, there wasn't even a 6 or 7 fixer upper in the group they were all 8's, 9's and 10's.

All in all we had fun...

I was back in Chicago and was able to hit The Admiral over a weekend. Much busier than the first time I went, as it was a nice weekend night. This club has a great look and a very posh feel to it. I like the overall layout with a...

I was in Chicago on business, and I found my way to this club. There were many nice looking ladies. Each one of the ladies takes a turn on the main stage. When they are not on the main stage, the ladies will sit on your lap...

I have not been to the Admiral Theater in several years so I decided to give it a try.
I went on a Thursday night, right when it opened at 7:00 PM. It is in a questionable neighborhood and parking was a problem. Either meters which you must feed...

Unfortunately, I decided to make a stop here again. It was a thursday night, cover was something like $25 (about $15 too much) and they opened at 7pm. I got there at opening, and I was one of about 5 patrons there at opening. I went becuase I wanted to...

They have some of the best looking girls I have seen at any club. It is almost inconcievable that girls looking as beautiful as they are here, walking around you - naked. They have great shows and some private dances. If it is just for the quality of the girls,...

Not the place it was in the early 90's but still fun. Definately the best looking ladies in Chicago. Worth the steep cover & no alcohol. (There is a little bar a couple store fronts to the West. Go there and get poluted then head over to the Admiral.)

The two...

I visited this club a while ago and I believe a lot of things are still the same. It is a full nude, non-alcoholic club, with some of the BEST LOOKING girls I have seen at any club. Just for the sheer number of beautiful girls (definite 8+) walking around...

Visited this club while in town for a bachelor party on Saturday night, June 2. Being from th Detroit area, the $25 cover charge seemed steep, but we decided to give it a shot. The club is setup like a theater with a stage at the front, that...

The girls at the Admiral Theater are pretty hot and varied. All sorts of nationalities and body types. There is a main stage and two side stages which are only occupied when its fairly busy. The girls have 3 song sets. Most girls seem to stay...

I was there Sunday night, and not crowded, which was good. About 8 girls working and all very hot. Fully nude, which is good. Had a few table dances, and for table dances not bad. Had one vip room dance for $75. Savanah very hot. Rubbed her tits and nipples...

Admiral Theatre gone through many changes over the years with its remodeling, but unfortunately their dances remains the same. They provide topless air dances. In another room, they provide nude air dances for a higher price. The strippers are hot, but the have to hide their tattoos....

The Admiral used to be a fabulous club, definitely one of the best in the Chicago area for many years. However, changes talent and offerings by other clubs in the suburbs have taken the shine off of this place.

The Good: The Admiral Theater is located in northwest Chicago, not far...

went in here a couple of weeks ago on a monday night. it was not all that crowded, but there were still a number of girls working th place. my two biggest gripes about this place are the parking and the cover charge. nonetheless, i have been...

I visited this club a couple times last year, and it is O.K. at best. There is no alcohol, and you must buy a drink after entering. The admission is $20-25, and they don't open until 7 pm. The girls here are all extremely attractive, but it is bittersweet because...

Been there twice, with my wife. Good time each night, but a real good time the 2nd time around. Good music (really!) and lots of pretty girls. Pretty low key lapp dances, but the dancing is nice, and nice, though expensive privates. 2nd night was better...

Brought some strip club first timers here and they really enjoyed themselves. Hard to find a classier club than the admiral it's about as straight forward a place as you can find it's dark and can get pretty crowded but the best way to escape a crowd is a private...