Admiral Theatre Reviews

Was in town and my client suggested we check out the Admiral on a chilly weeknight. This is a good club, although Chicago still remains a mediocre town for strip clubs.

Paid a $20 cover. Had a coupon for $5 off, but because they had a feature the coupon...

The Admiral Theater is probably the best place to see a LOT of women, completely nude, in Chicago. They are only juice/soda/water (no liquor), so you don't have to worry about getting stoned out of your mind and loosing your money that way. The girls though are always up...

hit this place up at 1am and was suprised at the girl to guy ratio, there was like 2 strippers per patron, anyways it was a good time and the private dance is worth it despite no contact, girls are super fine...

Given the choices available in Daley's Chicago, the Admiral rates well, but that's not saying much. It is not easy to find unless you are a Chicago native, the parking is horrific at best and impossible most of the time, there is a stiff entry fee, and there is...

The Admiral is a joke. Would not even rate it in the top 100. Have attended many a club across the US and can attest this is the WORST I have attended. The steep rate of cover $25. The seating is poor. If you do manage a seat by the...

Wow, while a 5 may be a mid-level score, this was really a disappointment. I recognize the Admiral may be somewhat limited by local laws, but they could try harder. Was there on a recent night, will not be going back anytime soon. I managed to find...

Went here on Wednesday night. This place is completely overpriced. $5 plus tip for parking-you need valet, $20 cover, $5 plus tip for a drink, and air dances starting at $10 each. The place had maybe 20 dancers and for the most part they were good...

I've gone to the Admiral about 5 times. Overall, most of the strippers are really hot and very friendly. And the strippers are fully nude. Because of that, the club doesn't serve alcohol. The cover is pretty expensive ($25) but the dances are less than at some...

Only a mediocre value --$10 nude dances offset by an otrageous $25 cover. No alcohol, no contact. Beautiful facilities. Girls range 5-8. Save your dough and go elsewhere....

Went here on a recent trip to Chicago after a local said it was the best club in the surburban Chicago area. Nice place, but kind of expensive (I believe it was a $30 cover plus my cab ride from downtown Chicago cost me nearly $25 each way).

They do...

Went here on a Tuesday night to check it out. It's located in an urban setting but managed to find parking on a side street and walked there. Had a coupon from their website to get discount admission. Place was pretty large and looked upscale. There...

I have never really liked this place but went recently - nothing has changed. Definitely attractive women dancing and they always have porn star features. The problem is like any club in Chicago is they are about 3-4 away while dancing. Also, some of the women give...

This club is in Chicago and they have an ordanance with nude clubs. The club has a large dance area with tables and chairs surrounding the stage. In the back are some couches that you can get dances. The dance area looks like it was a...

Having made it in minutes before the discounted admission ran out, I found myself waiting on the slowest moving line in some time. Needless to say the girl taking our money was good looking enough that none of us minded too much.

When I finally got into the club the...

This was obviously a "grand" theater in its day, but has been converted to a much better use ... It was very convenient to my downtown hotel, and well reccomended. The cover charge was modest, and when I entered the main room, the overall atmosphere was pleasant. ...

Hadn't been here in a while and I wasn't disappointed with the return. This place is the class of the strip clubs in the area. Yeah, the mileage isn't good, but then again around here, where IS it good? The draw for the Admiral is the women....

Visited on a Wednesday night, and there were about 10 girls there. $20 admission, $4 drinks, $10 table dances, $20 in a VIP room, $75 private booth. When I got there around 8:30 the place was pretty empty, and the dancers were a bit cold, but they warmed...

This club is stunning and didn't remind me at all of a strip club. There is no alcohol but its completely nude so its worth the loss. I bought a bottle of water for $4.00 and sat in this old redone theater. I came to the club...

Visited this club while on a business trip to Chicago. If you're looking for an upscale club with lots of fine looking women, this is the place. Most girls are 9s and 10s. The only downfall is that private dances are "air" dances. There is no contact at all. They...

This is far from a Tampa Club but if your in Chicago your choices are very limited. Steep $27.00 entrance fee for no touching , just looking dances. Girls are a 7 sometimes you see a few 8 but since theres not much in chicago, this is better than nothing....

This club was fantastic, i couldnt believe an 18 and over club could hit all the perfect numbers. The women were perfect 10's and the atmosphere was laid back and casual. If your looking for a Good Lap dance, Good atmosphere and a Great time, i would definatly recomend this...

I went on a Friday night with some friends for a bachelor party. Overpriced, unpleasant experience. After paying the cover and tipping the bouncer for a decent seat, you have to pay $5 for the mandatory soda. Girls were very pushy in selling their $10 "table dances"...

Of all the clubs I've been to, this one rates right up there with the best. It's in a good neighborhood and the women ar e always impressive - not to mention the guest dancers....

Well maintained,, clean. Arranged almost like a playhouse with the stage in front with a small oval runway. Patrons sit either close to the runway or at tables in front or along both sides of the room. Somewhat steep entry fee ($25) and 1 drink minimum, count on...