Pumps Reviews

I've been here several times over the last few years and this place seems to be very hit or miss lately, but at least it's pretty cheap. Located in desolate part of Brooklyn, you're...

So I wanted to check this place out to see what the fuss was about so I came here on a Wednesday night because I was bored. There was no cover and after the...

ever get the question that pops into your head after a club visit that goes like, "why don't i ever learn?" i went to this club years ago, and the laps sucked. from that...

I strolled in early on a Sunday night and the place was pretty quiet. Pretty typical layout with a centered main stage and some poles behind the bar. The staff was friendly enough and...

The club is in an area that's pretty barren in between Williamsburg and whatever is east of it. Not easy to get to by public transportation. The place inside is more a less a...

I have gone to Pumps about 6 times, both with and without friends, to enjoy a pleasant night with the ladies. However, this place is becoming worse as time goes by. The only good...

Heard about this place for a while, sounded like a dumpy Brooklyn biker bar with some topless Suicide Girls behind the counter (which it is). A little out of the way for me, but...

I actually found this place on Yelp, and there were mixed reviews, with the bad ones complaining about girls asking for money for doing nothing... I was curious and went early on a Thursday. There...

There are half naked women who look like they belong on the cover of tattoo biker ladies quarterly, and a bar, and three short poles, but no club to speak of. We came...

Haven been to this club is a few months, so I stop by on Christmas Eve and stay til about 1 am Christmas Day. This place had a lot of people, mostly Bohemian Type,...

The Basics: Arrived around 9:30 expecting a cover but was not charged one $7 Beers. All of them same price $20 Dances I actually like this place. It's like a strip club landed on top of...

It's very different than other clubs i've been to in that the dancers dance behind the bar while you sit on the main floor or at the bar, but on the same level as...

When I first walked in, the place seemed a bit lonely, especially for a Saturday evening. I arrived around 9 p.m., you show ID and they pat you down, good security. Slowly...

I am shocked this place has as high a rating as it does. The girls are average at best, the entire setup reminds me of an awful stripclub I went to once in columbus...

Small place, divebar, casual, no hustle, cheap beers (for a strip club). You can sit at the bar and give dollar tips to the girls dancing on the other side of the bar. There is...

Came here the other evening after not having been in probably 3 years. It hasn't changed much which isn't a bad thing. Didn't have to pay a cover- not sure if it was based...

Sitting on the eastern edge of Williamsburg, Pumps has a somewhat more 'alt', biker-ish vibe than most of NY's clubs. Which is great. It's not uncommon for a few girls to have some interesting...

was in the area w/a buddy of mine who was driving. we see pumps as were passing by and we said sure let's check it out as we're basically already there. no cover as we...

Was first brought here by a buddy of mine a couple of years ago. Located in an industrial/auto shop part of Williamsburg, which I guess is a good thing (no nosy complaining neighbors). The...

I've lived in Brooklyn nearly all my life, but color me surprised to find out that there was a cozy lil hipster/biker joint deep in Williamsburg. My borough isn't known for it's titty bars,...

I HATE NYC strip clubs. Except Pumps. I dislike the "Gentlemen's Club" concept. This is a Strip Club. Do "gentlemen" go to see naked ladies? No! Guys go to see naked ladies. This is...

Cute little dive bar that is also a strip club. It was pretty crowded when I visited late on a Friday night even though it was the middle of February. I ended up finding...

The place is about the size of a normal bar, except a normal bar doesn't have 3 poles and a giant leopard print stuffed shoe behind it. There are no tables for table dances,...

What a legitimate waste of a space for a strip club. I decided to pop in a Monday night because Brooklyn doesn't have too many good, legitimate strip clubs. I figured Monday night it...

It's best to take the bus here. Parking is non-existent. Drink prices are semi-reasonable. The vast majority of the girls have a plethora of tattoos. Either they have one or two, or they are...