Pumps Reviews

First time here in a couple years. Not surprisingly I didn't see any familiar faces. Girls of mixed races - a nice mix. Mostly on the thin side. If you like larger girls, this...

This club is mostly just one long bar with a stage behind it. As other have said, it is small. There are exactly three small tables, each with two chairs, sitting against...

Visited this club recently during a stay in Brooklyn. The layout of the club is pretty odd — kind of a shotgun-style, narrow club, only made narrower by the fact that the dance...

Went on a Wednesday night around 11pm after a concert. Had read some reviews and decided to check it out. Its what every says it is, no cover and a quick check...

Nice club with no cover charge in the hipster central neighborhood of Brooklyn. Scanned ID and pat down by bouncer. Bouncer is not trying to be difficult, which is a plus. Bartenders (behind...

Came in on a Friday evening. Moderately crowded. Bar is a long narrow space with a few poles. Music playing certainly different from most clubs, with more off a hipster feel. Had to tip...

I decided to stop into Pumps on a Monday night to beat the summer heat. I got there around 7 PM. There was a small crowd and around 8 girls working, 2 to...

Went there on a Wednesday night . There’s a bouncer at the door to check Id and a quick pat down. There was no cover. There is traditional seating around a bar and the...

Found this place on my way home from an event in bushwick figured I'd grab a beer. It was a Saturday round 7pm. Parked in the business next door cuz it was closed. ...

Visited pumps on a saturday night. There is a small parking lot out front and felt it was a secure place to leave car. Upon entering you are greeted by friendly security staff and...

Might be a bit jaded as I live in VA where topless bars don't really exist. Went here for the first time while visiting from out of town. Good mix of girls that rotate...

No cover at the door, but when you sit at the bar you have to tip the girls dancing behind the bar (there're 3 of them at once) so that cancels out to some...

Raven asked me to buy her a drink and she orders a mimosa, and since it has champagne in it, then it will cost $20. I didn't know this till bartender told me the...

I’ve heard a lot about this spot and decided to try it out. Not cover which was good. The rest? Very disappointing. It’s more or less a glorified bikini bar. On the plus side...

I haven't been to this place in 6 years and was surprised when it showed up searching for "gentlemen's clubs" in the area. I'm used to slightly grimey NJ clubs so came back hoping...

So I went to meet a friend at Grand St, Brooklyn and thought why not give a try as I heard a lot about this club. So it was Thursday afternoon when got in...

This place was cool to work at. Good spot to work at as a beginner dancer. Money can be made but nothing to go out of the way about unless you are...

Got there before 9pm. Beer is $4. After it's $8. There were 2 girls dancing. The other reviews are pretty accurate. Nice mix of white, latina and black. All...

Went in for a couple of drinks and I noticed about 6 maybe a few more taking turns dancing on the stage behind the bar. If you are looking for a 'traditional' strip club...

This is my first review. So be gentle. I have been only a few SC in NYC but I have been going to pumps regularly almost for two years now. The environment is very...

While I don't go there very often, Pumps in North Brooklyn is my favorite strip club in the city. I prefer divey, friendly clubs "for the locals", and Pumps really fits that bill. Pumps is...

I went on a Thursday around 6 to 9pm. It was weirdly empty with only 4 customers with 7 dancers. It's a grimy dive bar on the small side. Firstly, no cover charge ever...

this place is unlike any I've been to before. You sit at the bar, and girls dance behind it. When they're done with their song they walk the stretch of the bar asking for...

The girls don't quite adhere to the "typical NYC" stripper look- there's something for everyone here. It's a bit of a biker bar, there's no DJ and all sorts of music is played. (House,...

I had a free Saturday evening so I decided to roll by Pumps. I hadn't been in a few years, so I wasn't sure what to expect since the last time I'd been...