Reviews

I’m visiting Miami from out of town. As always, I looked up the various indispensable reviews and info on TUSCL. The big-name place appeared to be Tootsie’s. It’s a beautiful huge place with lots of…

I’ve been to Miami many times, but this was my first time partaking in the strip club experience. Tootsie’s kept coming up as the go to spot, so I decided to check it out. The lapdances…

I just left Tootsie's after being away for about three years. I have to say, things have greatly improved. There was a time when the majority of the girls were of the Thiccccccccc variety…

This review is late. This is from my February 2022 visit. I’ve been. Super busy with work . As always I got extra details in PM. Now let’s get to it. - your lasagna loving…

Great experience. Ridiculously gigantic place. And just when I thought I'd seen it all, there was another floor! Crazy! Place can probably hold hundreds of people, but I arrived not that long after opening,…

I got scammed for $100 I had a terrible experience here. Some trashy girl named dalas hustled me out of $100. I was sitting at the bar drinking a beer at around 4:45. I see her…

Saturday night around midnight. I'll start by saying I'm from out of town and decided to visit to see what the fuss was about. So, to start, this place is huge! The first floor had two…

Tootsies is by far my favorite club, not only in SoFlo, but that I have visited in the US! First, the place is HUGE! If you’re considering a night out in Miami, forget about the…

I always think about taking tootsies off of my rotation during my trips to miami but I always end up back just the sheer size ease numbers and variety you may get with the opportunity…

My second visit in 10 days, was on new years eve. I went back because my first experience was very good. Place: clean, safe, operational, bars all over so you don't have to crowd your…

So I haven't been to Tootsie's in 5+ years, and I can immediately tell that Covid has hit this place like every other strip club in America. No more seating at the big center stage…

Saturday night at about midnight, I went to Tootsies with a couple of friends. One of the guys I was with frequents the club a lot and likes to do the VIP thing. Mind you…

So first time here. Got there around 10pm and there was some action in the parking lot. Found a parking spot after 10 minutes. Walked in with 20$ cover and security check. This place is big…

Brought all the guys for a bachelor party. If you are going at night the key is to pay the extra VIP fee (wasn't much, I think $20?) to go upstairs where there is an…

Hit up Tootsies after flying in from Baltimore. Got there in time for the 2nd half of the Ravens/Chargers. Grabbed a seat at the bar in the back with a good view of the game.…

Went to Tootsie’s Monday night 10/11 with a group of guys after we decided KOD would be a waste of a night (no cars in parking lot). We ended up buying a table for…

This was review is for two visits. Saturday around 830pm and Monday afternoon. Saturday i arrived and there wasn't a line yet. I think the cover was $20. There happened to…

My boyfriend and I came to Tootsie's to see Rose Munroe. She's one of our favorite adult film stars, and she was doing 3 nights of shows, so we had to go. We got there…

Visit #1 So be warned, this review might be more revealing than allowed here, but it is what it is. Went to Tootsie's back in February, by myself on a weeknight for one main purpose -…

* Alright. So the “#1 rated strip club in Miami”(subjective of course) did not disappoint. I expected everyone to be hustling hard on a weekend and I was proven right - My group of 8…

Had been to Tootsie's a couple of years ago, and certainly appreciated its sprawling nature, mix of sports bar and nice(r?) strip club (not very nice by 'club' Miami standards, but definitely nice by middle…

I was here a couple weeks ago on a saturday night when they had the UFC fight. Unbelievable i waited 45mins as the line wrapped around the building. It's crazy how popular and busy this…

This was my first time back to Tootsie's in over a decade and since I'm in Miami for the weekend, thought that it was a must-make stop. Eh, was a so-so revisit to a past…

Stopped by Tootsies on a vacation visit to Miami. Have been here a few times before. Paid the cover which I think was $10 and went into the huge club. Sat at a table on…

Overall 5/10 Girls 6/10 Price/Value 5/10 Lap Dances 4/10 Visited at around midnight on memorial day. Ok, so its fucking massive like way bigger than any strip club you’ve ever imagined. Cover was cheap too ($10) and drinks were…