Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey) Reviews

I went in at about 9 there were mayne 4-6 dancers on the floor nobody looked like they wanted to be there or they were high on something i sat there for maybe ten minutes at max and then the bartender finally approached me i ordered a crown and coke...

Was visiting from out of town...2nd trip to NO and only had a few hours. Decided to hit Bourbon Street before returning to the clubs I came to visit (Passions & She She's). Street was filled up! Guess this is the norm. As I was roaming, came across...

What used to be called The Artist's Cafe is now Chez Joey. The old joint was sold to new owners, who renovated it. I was there last week. There were a half-dozen dancers, and when I walked in the energy level was high and a big party was in the...

While I've explored pretty much all of the clubs on Bourbon Street, I'd never even known about some of the other clubs in the quarter. Read a review of the Artists' Cafe on TUSCL, and decided to take a gamble.

It was late afternoon when I stopped in - happy...

Strike one was at The Harem, strike two was at Dixie Divas. See my reviews of those two clubs. Decided I would hit the thrid and final "Iberville Dive" club, the Artist Cafe. Again a club I had walked by many times in the past but never entered....

Came in about a week ago and stumbled into the artist cafe on my way back to my hotel . There was good music playing that had drawn my attention . I walked in to a atmosphere where everyone was having a good time and was immediately invited into the...

The artist cafe is a couple blocks off bourbon but it was on my way back to the hotel. I had my beer goggles on so the guy standing outside convinced me to go in. Seedy is a nice way to describe it. I walked into the long skinny...

This is a classic and notorious clip joint that's been around forever. They go through short phases of being open or shut down.
It can be an adventure in a sleazy way- but be really careful here.

They are interested in selling you time in private booths. The dancing is...

HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm writing a review admitting that I even went to this place. First of all, this is not really even a strip club. This is a brothel, plain and simple. There is a stage and girls do sometimes dance on it but it is...

There are three clubs fairly close to each other a couple of blocks from Bourbon Street - two right next to each other and for the most part, they are very similar and for most everybody, there is probably no reason to go and visit, except that you probably could...

Nasty, disgusting, gross, and horrid are the words that best describe this place. Right around the corner from Bourbon St. you find this little dive of a place. When I stumbled in, there were two other patrons, but they were both more interested in the game machines than the 2...

I have to agree with the previous poster, whodunit, with his review of the club. This may be the worst strip I've ever been to. The music was lame. There were about 4-5 girls there, and the best looking one was a 6, at best. All of the girls...

This club is NOT closed. But it probably should be. It's just a long dark room with a bar and stage to the left and private rooms in the back and VIP room upstairs. There were 4 girls working when I went there ranging from a 4...

Unbelievable that this place is even still open. Could it be a front for something? I wonder what? I can not imagine how they make enough to pay the rent except that looking at the place rent might be $30 a month. But really someone has...

For better or worse, the Artist Cafe is open again. It's at the same location on Iberville with the same sign above the door. It's basically a narrow room with a bar along the left. There's also a small stage behind the bar that -- likely as not -- will...

The club is not on the main street, so you have to walk a bit to find it. The girls range from mostly ok to a few hot ones. This place has really good lap dances, if you know what I mean. I've only been to Crazy Horse and Temptations...

I don't usually rate clubs I hate, but I got called out elsewhere as a "yank" who probably never actually went to southern clubs, so I'm filling in some gaps.... This is the most disgusting place, right on the edge of the Quarter. Junkies wait in the doorway and...

OMG. Skanky women & crappy atmosphere. You can almost feel the disease in here. Went in for about 2 minutes & walked right out. The place stunk of smoke and the women were ugly. Nothing could be a bigger waste of time. Do yourself...

This is the worst club in new orleans. When I visited, there were many, fat, ugly girls sitting around but none were dancing (thank god). When I asked them about this, they actually suggested I dance. amazing. Go there for a laugh only....

I couldn't resist stopping by the Artistic Cafe, even though from past experiences, I know it to be the seediest of seedy dives. I walked by around midnight on a Saturday, and -- as expected -- a not-so-attractive dancer was lurking by the door trying to rope in unsuspecting johns...

How is this for a review... one the regular "girls" dancing at this strip club is a post-op transsexual (NOT a joke... also the bar tender at the club lied and tried to deny the dancer was transsexual but it was obvious and confirmed by a few of the other...

Another true dive. The hawker out front was bold enough to say "full service available inside."

I did go in and it's a small narrow club. Very dark and smokey. I sat for no more than 30 seconds when a slightly above average looking woman from Dominican...

Possibly the skankiest club I have ever visited...if you can call it a visit...5 minutes into the event the hustle surpassed my tolerence level and I bolted. Clearly a disappointment for the con-artists (note the name of the place) operating in the joint....

I went there at about 4:00 AM during Mardi Gras weekend, so it's probably not surprising that things were very slow. I was about the only male customer, and was welcomed into the club by Rio, about a 5 visually. There were no dancers on the stage a small...

It is a dive, but Jasmine is a hot young thing. A real nice girl. So is Chloe. Their schedules are irregular and its hard to know who is working on any night. And although there are some less attractive types here, the overall feel of the club is a...