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Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202
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tdigital
reviewed
4 years ago
acropolis in the apocalypse
This review is based on a brief visit just after labor day, 2020. This visit was of course post-covid and right when the Oregon wild fires were becoming serious and the air was filled...
Clackport
Washington
reviewed
4 years ago
acrop post covid
I strolled into Acropolis on a Friday evening a few weeks ago. Portland is still in the Phase 1 reopening, so all strip clubs have to close by 10pm. I got to Acrop around...
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4 years ago
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Clackport
wellshitman
Washington
reviewed
4 years ago
nice enough
Stopped in Portland for a day in the midst of a long, long drive, and found out that Acropolis was open again. Stopped in to get some dinner and eye candy, and to see...
Comments: 2
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4 years ago
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wellshitman
wellshitman
Washington
reviewed
5 years ago
meat
As I end up doing a lot of times when I get into Portland, I swung by the Acropolis for dinner. Yes, I get that it's not the greatest steak ever eaten by man....
ergg
Hawaii
reviewed
5 years ago
okay night
How to describe this place- looks pretty sketchy from the outside. A small parking lot which was filled and an old appearing building. Inside there was a main stage by the bar and a...
Comments: 4
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5 years ago
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skinnywhiteboy
the mighty quinn
PAC NW
reviewed
5 years ago
party at the acrop
It has been a while since I’ve been here. I would highly amused when my coworkers decided they were throwing a going away party at the acropolis. There of been some clubs in Portland which...
Comments: 2
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5 years ago
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nicespice
hendo
reviewed
5 years ago
not terrible, but not great either.
I went in early, just towards the end of the day shift as I’d flown in from out east so wanted a steak. The steak was you get what you pay for. The...
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5 years ago
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hendo
kongorilla
Oregon
reviewed
5 years ago
better this time
I have never been a fan of this place, but today was a bit better visit. I arrived about 7. The parking lot is fairly small, maybe 12 spaces on the entrance side of the...
ergg
Hawaii
reviewed
5 years ago
sunday afternoon
heard about this steakhouse strip club. I decided to give it a try. Its not really a steak house and its not much of a strip club either. I went in on a sunday...
Laptime22
California
reviewed
5 years ago
steak, yes. girls... no!
Obviously, it’s best to have an excuse to go to a strip club and most of the time when I say I’m going for any other reason besides getting my rocks off, I’m lying....
bismark5220
California
reviewed
6 years ago
$7 steaks and good looking women. not bad
Came here for a bachelor party after hearing about it from a number of people. Not born in the era, but walking in I automatically thought of the 70s. Not the cleanest place I've...
kongorilla
Oregon
reviewed
6 years ago
not a fav
I haven’t been to the Acropolis in years, and probably won’t be again. First there isn’t much parking on location. Second, the interior and exterior haven’t aged well, it looks like it hasn’t...
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
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ArtCollege
wellshitman
Washington
reviewed
6 years ago
i mean, steak.
Went to the Acropolis for dinner on a Saturday night. I hate trying to get into their main parking lot right off of the highway, but made it to their little back one thankfully....
Wildbill13
British Columbia
reviewed
6 years ago
changing afternoon dancers
HI people, I showed up around 430 pm. I guess they were switching shifts of dancers because. It was pretty quiet. Only one dancer on the main stage. I ordered the steak...
nicespice
reviewed
6 years ago
fun quirky club
I went with my boyfriend, and both of us wanted dinner. We arrived sometime between 8:30-8:50pm. Cover was $4 each. Just past the entrance there was a popcorn machine and what looked like complimentary...
MasterSK2013
California
reviewed
6 years ago
meh but maybe because it was a tuesday
I guess I was expecting more since I had been told this was the spot in Portland to go even though it was a Tuesday. Drinks were solid and the bartender was really nice....
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
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skinnywhiteboy
Wubbalubbadubdub
Oregon Monger
reviewed
6 years ago
hot girls, good food, not creepy!
I went here several times from January to March 2018, always in the afternoon to evening. I really loved the solid strip club vibe here, it's not too dark, not too bright, with...
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6 years ago
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Wildbill13
Trendifier
Oregon
reviewed
6 years ago
great day shift
Pretty rare that I hit a day shift in town and when I do I try to catch the change at 6-8pm since there’s so few girls out before then. Had not been to the...
Mott
Hawaii
reviewed
6 years ago
cute and fun dancers
I went to Acropolis recently on a Sunday morning, just after they open at 11am. By noon, it was surprisingly crowded, I thought. I had a steak and it was awesome. ...
ArtCollege
Oregon
reviewed
6 years ago
lunch hour report: 2 hot dancers
Stopped by the Acrotchalis at lunchtime. First time in the joint in many years, but it felt like yesterday. Same black ceiling, divey feel.. A dozen PLs sitting at tables eating lunch, 3 or...
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6 years ago
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SirLapdancealot
furiousd69
California
reviewed
6 years ago
friendly atmosphere feels like home
Really laid back club. The food is decent and the price is great! No one bothers you if you're not sitting at the stage. You never feel obligated to pay. At the stage your...
Skywalker27
Oregon
reviewed
7 years ago
low expectations for a pretty good club
I've always gone to acrop with an appetite, because what's better then a good steak? Good entertainment! I thought they had some really attractive girls in there for the most part. They were pretty...
wellshitman
Washington
reviewed
7 years ago
steak and tits on a saturday night
In Portland for a weekend, decided to get dinner at the Acropolis. I'd had a mixed experience there before, but basically I -wanted- to like the place just from the concept, so decided to...
tedb
Washington
reviewed
7 years ago
not great, but reliable
I've been to the Acropolis a number of times when passing through Portland and have always been impressed by the food and beverages they have here. Don't get me wrong, my main attraction...
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
reviewed
7 years ago
no touching...wtf!
Went to the Acrop a couple of times recently to change up my routine and although I liked the dancers and atmosphere overall. The no touching rule in the private dance area, to...
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