Acropolis
8325 SE McLoughlin Blvd Portland, OR 97202

Surprisingly Average, but Pretty Good Food

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GooeyJPG
Oct 29, 2025, 2:40 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture.

 

There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really just an separate area with a see through barrier. I like a little more privacy, this place would not have appeared to cater well if that's what you'd like to see. The "private" dances did not really appear private at all. Didnt really feel like paying a premium for one on one time with a dancer when every patron and person that walks in through the front can make eye contact with you. I say this because I literally made eye contact with another fella and dancer when walking past toward the bar.

 

Drinks were cheap. I go for cheap liquor, but average price would be between 4 and 10 bucks per if you like a cocktail. Got the steak bites. Easily the best value in the place. Pretty tasty and I only paid 9 bucks or so for the food.

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