Reviews

One Night in Portland, Part I

Every time I visit the Rose City, I hit the clubs with an old friend who lives there. This year was no different. We had dinner with our respective wives,…

This place was hyped up by multiple people as a must visit spot. Everyone mentioned the steak bites. The steak bites were the only good thing.

I showed up in the early evening on a Saturday…

This is a combination review from a few visits during my tour of Portland strip clubs. During the visit I stopped by acropolis three times. This review is about all of those visits.

I used…

Started the day hungry, so I went to my favorite breakfast club. Walked in about 10mins after opening and saw someone wiping tables who motioned to enter. Bathroom check seemed decent, but I'm probably the…

So, back in Portland and found myself down in the Milwaukie area around lunch, decided to stop into Acropolis. They've remained semi-open through covid since they're a restaurant, but with all sorts of reductions....and then…

This review is based on a brief visit just after labor day, 2020. This visit was of course post-covid and right when the Oregon wild fires were becoming serious and the air was filled with…

I strolled into Acropolis on a Friday evening a few weeks ago. Portland is still in the Phase 1 reopening, so all strip clubs have to close by 10pm. I got to Acrop around 6.…

Stopped in Portland for a day in the midst of a long, long drive, and found out that Acropolis was open again. Stopped in to get some dinner and eye candy, and to see what…

As I end up doing a lot of times when I get into Portland, I swung by the Acropolis for dinner. Yes, I get that it's not the greatest steak ever eaten by man. But…

How to describe this place- looks pretty sketchy from the outside. A small parking lot which was filled and an old appearing building. Inside there was a main stage by the bar and a smaller…

It has been a while since I’ve been here. I would highly amused when my coworkers decided they were throwing a going away party at the acropolis.
There of been some clubs in Portland which I’ve…

I went in early, just towards the end of the day shift as I’d flown in from out east so wanted a steak. The steak was you get what you pay for. The reviews…