Mary's is a classic Portland dive...

Mary's is a classic Portland dive bar that just happens to have some naked ladies in the corner. Often, people aren't even paying attention to them. Dancers tend to be the tattooed types with bad attitudes. Can't say I blame them with the lack of tipping going on, but you gotta do something to get people excited. It's a strip club. Be sexy.

Kind of a boring experience. Didn't see any lap dances going on but I highly doubt they'd be worth your time. For that, there are much better options in Portland. If you're killing some time downtown and want to glance at some naked ladies, this might be your place. Mary's has been around for a while and is an institution in the city, so I hope it doesn't go under, but I probably won't be going back anytime soon.