Chapeau Vert Lounge Reviews

This place is rough, like really rough, and the girls are really rough looking too. That being said, I wanted to get my dick sucked and was in the area, so ended up there. There was a bouncer, he charged me $7 to get in but I was...

Well, after driving by this place hundreds of times, curiosity finally got the best of me. A few buddies and I were hanging out at La Chambre and decided it was time to move on. After a little bit of cajoling, I convinced them to enter the Vert. Not as...

This is a small bar where a couple of strippers happen to be, as said by one of the dancers. They have a small stage with poles, a VIP room, and about 6 dancers when I was there. Beers were $3/bottle from opening @ 3 P.M. until 6 or 7...

Stopped by after being away for some time now. Most of the dancers remain the same as the last time here and the layout of the place never changes. The single stage still shows off the girls with 3 song sets. As I mentioned the girls remain the same there's...

Had the chance to visit on consecutive days at my go to place with nothing to do. The nice thing about this bar is there are no pushy bar tenders or dancers. It's palace you can go in and just enjoy a beer and watch the girls dance or watch...

I decided to visit this club because it is not to far from me since i am in the Redford area. Bad decision. Let me tell you why. First, the club is very small. There is a VIP area, but it is just an open room with a curtain as...

Club is old, dirty and even though it is banned they allow smoking and have zero ventilation. I smelled like a cigarette when I left and was only there about 20 to 30 minutes. Five girls on shift 3 of which you would probably have no...

What a horrible place... old, dirty, with old machines and equipment piled in the corners. No remodelling since the 1960's. Two or three crazy looking old men sitting at the bar. 3 dancers within view; one is a reasonalby cute AA, the other two are white and too old and...

Had not been to this club in severl months and not much has changed. One of the older clubs for this area and interior looks the same today as it was 20 years ago. Girls in this bar also have worked here for years (not alot of turnover here. The...

So after a long Wednesday stopped by the Vert for a beer around 9:30 pm. I know not the best talent but no cover and no VIP charge and I only wanted one beer and see some boobs. Well to my surprize there was a dancer Pixie about 23 and...

Place is on the old side that is for sure. Dancers are friendly and didn't seem to try to hook you on the 10$ drink move. The back VIP room was dingy but the girl took good care of me! Not too over priced and 20$ buckets of...

There were few girls working, most are on the heavy side, but I was able to fine a girl that was appeasing to my taste. There is a vip room but it is just a separator and its bench style so there is no privacy. They will offer extras but...

I haven't been to Chapeau Vert in more than 20 years. I had been out with friends at a sports bar watching the Tigers on Wednesday night. Whiledriving home on Telegraph I saw the sign and decided to stop in. It really hasn't changed much. Dingy and...

I keep thinking this place will change and I get the same result almost every time. I went to this dump around 11pm to see how things were. To the management: If there's 11-15 patrons in your strip club at 11pm on a Saturday, you need to make some...

Visited my old stomping grounds from years back. The Vert is like a museum piece or a trip through a time machine. Its still the same trashy little bar I went to years ago (minus the smoke). They did remove the jukebox that used to be used...

Went in as I have been to the club in its heyday. Dancers are nice to talk to. Definitley not a high class club if you read the other reviews......I know I would never get a dance from Amy......spaced out!!!
speak let alone carry a conversation. and this is what...

When you walk in to this place, you get that run down, bottom of the barrel feel. It's like this is where dancers go when they know they've failed. The bathrooms look like they haven't been cleaned in years. I swear, would it be so hard to...

Chapeau Vert is like the call of the Sirens. You know nothing good will result from going closer, yet the eager optimist sometimes prevails and you allow yourself to be drawn in.

The club is pretty much just a crappy neighborhood dive bar. There are also some women who may...

Went in on a Monday afternoon right after work. 3 girls where working. a tall blonde with huge tits, a tall blonde with no boobs and a shorter girl that liked to flash her pussy while dancing on stage. Bottles of beer where $3.00 from 3 to...

Decided after years of driving by the place to stop in and see what the deal was. Showed up at about 5:30 on a Tuesday and immediately found out that what some of the other reviewers had said was true. 3 of the 5 dancers on duty were...

Was traveling through the area and thought I'd check out the clubs on Telegraph. I stopped by the Chapeau Vert first. I walked in and ordered a beer and saw a dancer on stage. She was a bit overweight, though slightly cute (I'd rate her a 4)....

I used to visit this club often when my ATF Rose was working here. Nice petite girl with perky natural tits and nice asss to grind. She stopped stripping and went to work for Casino. I returned to this club after eight years; club is still same, laid back, mostly...

I've been here maybe three times over several months, always weekend nights. The girls are heavy, old, and bored, and some have alcohol or drug problems. They tend to hang out with their boyfriends or regulars rather than talk to the customers. The place is a dive. News of the...

I get to Detroit every couple of months and I made a late night run on a couple of clubs.

Started about 10 PM at Chapeau Vert, most girls were on the larger side, saw a busty blonde but she was with regulars, nice bar, great staff but it didn't...