Chapeau Vert Lounge
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16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Visited my old stomping grounds from...

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Hugh_G_Rection
Jul 5, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Visited my old stomping grounds from years back. The Vert is like a museum piece or a trip through a time machine. Its still the same trashy little bar I went to years ago (minus the smoke). They did remove the jukebox that used to be used by the day shift, also they added a 'VIP' dance area. It is a plus that it costs nothing to go into the VIP.

Girls have changed over the years. On my Monday afternoon visit there were 5 girls, don't remember much about two of them. There was a nicely shaped blond with a fair amount of skin art and a couple of lip rings who went by the stage name Kitty that I will probably come back to see- heard she usually only works on Sunday nights. I was really drawn to a brunette amazon by the stage name of Destiny- Double D breasts and a big ass butt! Not for the faint of heart, but I went back with her for a private dance, left with a smile several songs later. Not bad for guys who like some extra cushion for the pushin- you know who you are!

I will probably go back on a Sunday night and catch Kitty when I can. Was a fun visit, if you keep in mind that most of the girls are skanks and the club doesn't offer much in the way of amenities. Great place for slumming, and the beer is 3 bucks a bottle before 7, which is kind of hard to beat. Very much a working man's club vibe here.

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