I keep thinking this place will...

I keep thinking this place will change and I get the same result almost every time. I went to this dump around 11pm to see how things were. To the management: If there's 11-15 patrons in your strip club at 11pm on a Saturday, you need to make some serious changes. I'd start with the talent. I stayed long enough to see how many girls were on staff dancing. There were 5 dancers, of which 1 was a 7+ out of 10 in the looks department. There were at least 3 dancers that had major beer bellies. I'd expect if they didn't have those bellies, they'd be dancing somewhere else. Drinks are expensive as shit. The only special they have is 5 beers for $20. individual beers are $6 each (domestic). They charge $1.50 to put your shots on the rocks. I stayed for about an hour and Sports Center seemed more interesting than the dancers. I personally think the waitress and the bartender should be dancing versus most of the actual dancers (they're far more appealing). Further, I think the bartender and waitress worked far harder than most of the lazy dancers there. I apologize in advance for only using one dancer's name, but the others were so irrelevant that I couldn't remember them. There's a dancer there named Dakota. You can tell she doesn't work out. She has no butt, a big belly, and huge fake tits (horrible boob job, BTW). Goodness woman, could you hit a treadmill every now and then if you're going to dance? There was another dancer there with a huge belly, but you could tell it was because she had a baby. Her stomach looked loose and stretched to death. That's very nasty shit. Only one dancer had a nice body. She was also the only one with a decent ass as well. Further, I wasn't spoken to by one dancer the entire time I was there, thus I bought no dances. Only the waitress checked up on me. I feel like this place has the potential to be a good club, but something is holding it back. I'd seriously put thought into changing the roster there. with about $3,000 you would remodel that place to look a lot better and bring in a less creepy crowd. There was a very pervy dude there with his face about 3 inches away from one of the dancers asses for about 2 minutes. Very weird shit.

Gentlemen, don't waste your time on this place. I'm done going there. I've given this place several chances and I've given up now. I went in with $240 and left out with $210. I had 3 beers and a shot. I really don't think those prices should be that high for that dump. I decided to use my money at another strip club, which actually didn't work out so well either (keep your eyes out for that review as well.)