Chapeau Vert Lounge Reviews

In Detroit for the week and wanted to hit a couple of clubs. This was my first stop of the night, only because it was the closest club to my hotel. Club is right along the main road with a well lit parking lot. Once inside, you could see the...

100% Black club, the music is rap, no cover on the day I went (maybe because it was so slow?). Really disappointed in the women. Almost all of them were large. I didn't see one that I would describe as pretty (they weren't ugly, just plain). ...

The club is just as it appears from outside. Not a lot of spectacular talent. No private room and no extras. There were about 7 girls. All of them were AA and there was one white. I would rate them all a 6/10. It’s very low key and it seems...

Last time I tried to give a review I was shot down by 3 people who thought I did not go into enough depth. I wish I remembered there names. What they really meant was I did not give them names or prices. Go find out for yourself. You might...

Had never been to this place before, but drive by it all the time. When I drive by, it is usually never crowded, so I figured it was worth checking out to with a bit less risk once things started opening up after the coronavirus lockdown in Michigan. I visited...

I feel I must preface this review by revealing that, despite it's previous flaws, I always liked this place. Call me twisted but I have a thing for dancers who are a little older and heavier than the norm and I found the "dive bar" vibe of the place charming...

No changes to the exterior or interior. Pretty basic, not fancy. Actually kinda rough. For whatever reason I stop in here from time to time. Drink prices are low for a club but so is the quality of dancers. The waitress was a slightly heavy...

This was my first visit there. I've passed by enumerable amount of times. Tap outs at Bogart's and Henry's (an exceptional horrendous visit there) had me decide on the Vert, while on my way home.
I entered through the door facing Telegraph, and then through an inner door. ...

I decided after my November 2016 visit that I had to give one of my old favorite clubs another shot. Walking in I noticed nothing had changed, the wall that once separated bar area from VIP area was still not back in place so all dances are still out in...

I stopped by this strip club last month when I went to visit Detroit. This is a topless club. I went on a weekday about 7 and stayed for 2 or 3 hours. While I was there I just sat at the bar and drank mainly. I might have gotten...

It's been sometime since my last visit. Start times have changed (7pm vs 2pm) only one shift. The place is still the same inside except they have reverted the partition wall at the VIP. So privacy no longer exists!! Hard to accept a lap dance when there is no privacy...

It's absolutely free to go in this place, but even then, it isn't worth it. You'll walk out smelling like cheap cigarettes and garbage. The owner should sell the place because all he does is find any old dancer that will work for him. The quality of...

This place is definitely a hole in the wall. Good thing there is no cover charge. I arrived sortly after midnight on Sunday. A diet coke was five dollars. What the heck. It semmed like there were only three dancers on shift and all of them were ugly. Not many...

First off, I'm a veteran of most of our Detroit clubs so you'll understand this review.. It's not a stunning club, it's a workingman's club, Nothing wrong with that. I've been here before and it wasn't the best experience, nor was it the worst. The dances are not...

OK, I don't like crowds so I went and headed here. The place was not busy. 6 dancers, maybe 7 customers and not much to interest me until Sally came out of the back. She is short, 5'2" to 5'4" once she takes off her heels. Blond hair below her...

First change quickly noticed is the bar is no longer open at 3, they have eliminated the afternoon shift. Not sure why except for slow business and hassle from cops. They still advertise help wanted signs out side. Went in at about 7:30pm on a Tuesday evening and saw only...

So...I didn't expect this at all. I finally, after a disappointing visit to La Chambre, decided to hit up Chapeau Vert. I only did it out of pure curiosity, mostly due to some of the things I have heard and read on this website. I had this picture in my...

Stopped at the Chapeau Vert Monday afternoon. Saw one of the regular dancers and talked with her a while. She told me that the VIP area had been removed. Now the VIP area was just a couple couches with a screen to separate it from the rest of bar,...

Stopped in last night. Haven't been out this way in a long time. I was pleasantly surprised tonight. They had two white older cougar milf types working and both were very attractive in my book. immediately was approached by one for dances which quickly turned into...

Visited Chappeau Vert on a recent weeknight. Like most, I have driven past many many times. For some reason I decided to have a look. The interior is not too impressive. Does not appear to have been remodeled in quite some time. No problem to me, I like dive bars....

A recent Friday night visit. I don't think I've ever been charged a cover. I think my beer was $6. Three dancers visible, ranging from a 4 to a 6, one on stage, two inseparable from their regulars, one white and two black. I was about to leave when an...

So I have been passing this place for years and finally decided to stop in. Wish I would've kept driving. First I pulled into the Club Venus parking lot and decided I didnt want to pay to park, pay cover and then be out nearly $20 bucks by the time...

This was the first strip club I have ever been to. After researching all the Michigan strip clubs for weeks, I decided Chapeau Vert would be best for a first-timer.

I arrived on a Saturday around 8pm. The parking lot was a little dim but it did not feel sketchy. There...

Second time here. Drawn in again by the $3 beer offer. But be careful, after 7pm the price doubles to $6. For this place, that seems outrageous. Anyway on this night, there were two, count them two dancers. Oh yeah, the bartender would dance as well to fill time. That...

I try to go to the Vert only a couple of times a year because they rarely seem to get any new faces in the bar. I was surprised to see that out of the 6 girls working 4 were dancers that I had not seen before. You would think...