Reviews

In Detroit for the week and wanted to hit a couple of clubs. This was my first stop of the night, only because it was the closest club to my hotel. Club is right along…

100% Black club, the music is rap, no cover on the day I went (maybe because it was so slow?). Really disappointed in the women. Almost all of them were large. I…

The club is just as it appears from outside. Not a lot of spectacular talent. No private room and no extras. There were about 7 girls. All of them were AA and there was one…

Last time I tried to give a review I was shot down by 3 people who thought I did not go into enough depth. I wish I remembered there names. What they really meant was…

Had never been to this place before, but drive by it all the time. When I drive by, it is usually never crowded, so I figured it was worth checking out to with a bit…

I feel I must preface this review by revealing that, despite it's previous flaws, I always liked this place. Call me twisted but I have a thing for dancers who are a little older and…

No changes to the exterior or interior. Pretty basic, not fancy. Actually kinda rough. For whatever reason I stop in here from time to time. Drink prices are low for a…

This was my first visit there. I've passed by enumerable amount of times. Tap outs at Bogart's and Henry's (an exceptional horrendous visit there) had me decide on the Vert, while on my…

I decided after my November 2016 visit that I had to give one of my old favorite clubs another shot. Walking in I noticed nothing had changed, the wall that once separated bar area from…

I stopped by this strip club last month when I went to visit Detroit. This is a topless club. I went on a weekday about 7 and stayed for 2 or 3 hours. While I…

It's been sometime since my last visit. Start times have changed (7pm vs 2pm) only one shift. The place is still the same inside except they have reverted the partition wall at the VIP. So…

It's absolutely free to go in this place, but even then, it isn't worth it. You'll walk out smelling like cheap cigarettes and garbage. The owner should sell the place because all he…

This place is definitely a hole in the wall. Good thing there is no cover charge. I arrived sortly after midnight on Sunday. A diet coke was five dollars. What the heck. It semmed like…

First off, I'm a veteran of most of our Detroit clubs so you'll understand this review.. It's not a stunning club, it's a workingman's club, Nothing wrong with that. I've been here before and…

OK, I don't like crowds so I went and headed here. The place was not busy. 6 dancers, maybe 7 customers and not much to interest me until Sally came out of the back. She…

First change quickly noticed is the bar is no longer open at 3, they have eliminated the afternoon shift. Not sure why except for slow business and hassle from cops. They still advertise help wanted…

So...I didn't expect this at all. I finally, after a disappointing visit to La Chambre, decided to hit up Chapeau Vert. I only did it out of pure curiosity, mostly due to some of the…

Stopped at the Chapeau Vert Monday afternoon. Saw one of the regular dancers and talked with her a while. She told me that the VIP area had been removed. Now the VIP area was…

Stopped in last night. Haven't been out this way in a long time. I was pleasantly surprised tonight. They had two white older cougar milf types working and both were very attractive…

Visited Chappeau Vert on a recent weeknight. Like most, I have driven past many many times. For some reason I decided to have a look. The interior is not too impressive. Does not appear to…

A recent Friday night visit. I don't think I've ever been charged a cover. I think my beer was $6. Three dancers visible, ranging from a 4 to a 6, one on stage, two inseparable…

So I have been passing this place for years and finally decided to stop in. Wish I would've kept driving. First I pulled into the Club Venus parking lot and decided I didnt want to…

This was the first strip club I have ever been to. After researching all the Michigan strip clubs for weeks, I decided Chapeau Vert would be best for a first-timer.

I arrived on a Saturday around…

Second time here. Drawn in again by the $3 beer offer. But be careful, after 7pm the price doubles to $6. For this place, that seems outrageous. Anyway on this night, there were two, count…

I try to go to the Vert only a couple of times a year because they rarely seem to get any new faces in the bar. I was surprised to see that out of the…

Well, after driving by this place hundreds of times, curiosity finally got the best of me. A few buddies and I were hanging out at La Chambre and decided it was time to move on.…

This place is rough, like really rough, and the girls are really rough looking too. That being said, I wanted to get my dick sucked and was in the area, so ended up there.…

This is a small bar where a couple of strippers happen to be, as said by one of the dancers. They have a small stage with poles, a VIP room, and about 6 dancers when…

Stopped by after being away for some time now. Most of the dancers remain the same as the last time here and the layout of the place never changes. The single stage still shows off…

Had the chance to visit on consecutive days at my go to place with nothing to do. The nice thing about this bar is there are no pushy bar tenders or dancers. It's palace you…

I decided to visit this club because it is not to far from me since i am in the Redford area. Bad decision. Let me tell you why. First, the club is very small. There…

Club is old, dirty and even though it is banned they allow smoking and have zero ventilation. I smelled like a cigarette when I left and was only there about 20 to 30…

What a horrible place... old, dirty, with old machines and equipment piled in the corners. No remodelling since the 1960's. Two or three crazy looking old men sitting at the bar. 3 dancers within view;…

Had not been to this club in severl months and not much has changed. One of the older clubs for this area and interior looks the same today as it was 20 years ago. Girls…

So after a long Wednesday stopped by the Vert for a beer around 9:30 pm. I know not the best talent but no cover and no VIP charge and I only wanted one beer and…

Place is on the old side that is for sure. Dancers are friendly and didn't seem to try to hook you on the 10$ drink move. The back VIP room was dingy but the…

There were few girls working, most are on the heavy side, but I was able to fine a girl that was appeasing to my taste. There is a vip room but it is just a…

My buddy and I have been going here a lot lately rather than Henrys in Southgate because its just so much closer. The buckets of.beer are 5 for.20 as opposed to 4 for 20 at…

I haven't been to Chapeau Vert in more than 20 years. I had been out with friends at a sports bar watching the Tigers on Wednesday night. Whiledriving home on Telegraph I saw…

I keep thinking this place will change and I get the same result almost every time. I went to this dump around 11pm to see how things were. To the management: If there's 11-15…

Visited my old stomping grounds from years back. The Vert is like a museum piece or a trip through a time machine. Its still the same trashy little bar I went to years…

Went in as I have been to the club in its heyday. Dancers are nice to talk to. Definitley not a high class club if you read the other reviews......I know I would never…

When you walk in to this place, you get that run down, bottom of the barrel feel. It's like this is where dancers go when they know they've failed. The bathrooms look like…

Chapeau Vert is like the call of the Sirens. You know nothing good will result from going closer, yet the eager optimist sometimes prevails and you allow yourself to be drawn in.

The club is…

Went in on a Monday afternoon right after work. 3 girls where working. a tall blonde with huge tits, a tall blonde with no boobs and a shorter girl that liked to flash…

Decided after years of driving by the place to stop in and see what the deal was. Showed up at about 5:30 on a Tuesday and immediately found out that what some of the…

Was traveling through the area and thought I'd check out the clubs on Telegraph. I stopped by the Chapeau Vert first. I walked in and ordered a beer and saw a dancer on…

I used to visit this club often when my ATF Rose was working here. Nice petite girl with perky natural tits and nice asss to grind. She stopped stripping and went to work for Casino.…