Chapeau Vert Lounge
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16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219

I've been here maybe three times...

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Ermita_Nights
Sep 17, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I've been here maybe three times over several months, always weekend nights. The girls are heavy, old, and bored, and some have alcohol or drug problems. They tend to hang out with their boyfriends or regulars rather than talk to the customers. The place is a dive. News of the new smoking ban hasn't reached this place yet. The lap dance area is just a corner divided off with a curtain.

However... it's not as bad as it sounds. It's not in the least pretentious, no coat check, valet parking, bathroom attendant, etc. No cover charge. The girls are not pushy at all. This is the kind of place you could plop down at the bar and have a conversation with one of the regulars. I wouldn't go there for the dances but may stop by on my way home for a last drink.

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I've been here maybe three times...