Chapeau Vert Lounge
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16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219

What a horrible place... old, dirty,...

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stripclubspy
Mar 16, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

What a horrible place... old, dirty, with old machines and equipment piled in the corners. No remodelling since the 1960's. Two or three crazy looking old men sitting at the bar. 3 dancers within view; one is a reasonalby cute AA, the other two are white and too old and overweight to be still doing this. I arrived before six, there was no cover and beer was $3.00. Drank the beer and hit the street.

My review, as written above, was rejected for being "too short". I have to say I disagree... I think it conveys everything a potential patron of this club needs to know. However, I will elaborate:

Club is tiny - just a one store-front rectangle. Stage is on the right as you enter from the front, bar is on the left. Building is so small that the "kitchen" behind the bar had to be carved out by slanting the back of the bar. None of the lights behind or above the bar are on, it doesn't even look like the place has been opened up yet. The so-called "VIP" area is in the front corner on the left. It is nothing more than a few temporary sceens erected to hide what goes on behind them. Since I didn't visit I can't say for sure, but it looks like there isn't room for more than 2 or 3 "couples" behind the screens.

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