Cheetah Reviews

Oh man! I have never seen a club like this. Total fun everywhere. As soon as I walked in one dancer came up to me, grabbed my member and asked if she could suck it. I wore very loose running shorts with nothing under so she would have a...

Long story short I walked in and right away looked around and seen a girl eating another girl out sitting in a old guys lap while he was playing with ones nipples. This is my first time here and I had to remind myself that I wasn't at Trapeze.

The...

I realize that only men of a certain age will appreciate the Seinfeld reference. But guys in their 20s and 30s should be out chasing civilian pussy in nightclubs, bars, or Tinder (or whatever it is they do these days) and shouldn't have to pay for it in strip...

Continuing my drive after an absolutely terrible visit to another club, it was now in the 4AM hour, and after some good visits to Cheetah Hallendale during the day shift, I decided to pull off the highway and see what the crowd was like at this time on a Friday...

This is the best club I've found anywhere - far above the Las Vegas clubs, and cozier and more friendly than most miami or Fort Lauderdale places. It has two bars, each U shaped with a dancer in the middle, and one one-sided stage located between the two bars. Not...

As per usual - no entry fee during the afternoon (t'was about 4pm) but tipped the door girl a dollar.

After quite a few visits to this club, my seat of choice is at the back of the central section in front of the main stage (between the two bars)....

I was worried that going to a club so late on a Saturday night would be a mistake because of how many people would be crammed inside. That was not the case. The club was plenty big enough to have a full crowd on a Saturday night without the place...

I have reviewed this club in the past and will not describe the club layout – the club's layout can be a bit tricky; for club layout info refer to my April 19, 2014 Cheetah Hallandale review.

As a general description; Cheetah Hallandale is a pretty-good sized club and decently appointed...

I've been coming to Cheetah's for years but its been a long time since I've been here late on a Saturday night so I think a review is worthwhile. I got to club around 1130 PM and the parking lot was almost full which led to me to wonder...

Based on positive reviews on this site I stopped in at Cheetah Hallandale on a Thursday afternoon at 4 pm. Despite driving past this place on a daily basis, I had never been here before. I was pleasantly surprised with a decent SC experience. This club is...

This is a bit different than one of my usual reviews. Really not much of an update from my previous review, but more of an endorsement. Since my last review I've been hitting this club up around the same time frame on a couple of Mondays. This past Wednesday I...

So. I have never been to a club in Florida before. San Francisco? Of course. NYC? Naturally. North Carolina? Why not. Las Vegas? Duh.

I do my homework using this site, so I had some idea of what I was getting into when I decided to try Cheetah (I was...

The last time I was in Miami. This was by far my favorite club. Then, I went mostly in the daytime. But, on this trip I could only go in the daytime. I arrived at this club around 11:30 on a Saturday night. Cover was $10 and...

It was that time of the day where, I either sat in traffic on my way home, or I stopped, got a beer, saw some ass & titties, and waited out traffic a bit. After some deliberation with some clubs in the area, I decided to make a stop at...

One of my favorite clubs in Miami. I'm usually there on the weekends with the late night crowd. I can't speak on the quality of the day-shift or weekday experience, but I've never been disappointed when I've visited. When you arrive, you park in their huge (and i mean HUGE)...

The club is very spacious. They have two bars and 3-5 strip pole. When I got there it was very busy and it got a little slow slowly. In the mean time I got drinks and food. Drinks were cheap, $6 for imported/domestic beer bottles and $8 for cocktails (I...

I was down in the Hallandale area - was heading over to Playhouse and decided to stop in to Cheetah to give it a shot. My last visit was a day shift - this on a Sunday evening after the playoff games - around 10PM was a little different....

Afternoon visit was very fun. Lots of dancers - mostly Hispanic, a few 8s, no one below 5. Big parking lot and club were very full for an afternoon. I found out that the club was open until 6 AM every night of the week so I was very impressed....

Stopped by cheetah around 2am to check out the scene. Probably 25 girls and it was not too busy. Girls ranged from 4s to 9s but there definitly were a couple spinners.
Took my time, had a couple beers and went to get a few dances from a little spanish hottie....

I was staying in the Best Western hotel across the street, and popped into this club, once during the day when it was quite dead, and once during early evening when it was hopping. I found it to be a pretty good club, dancers ranging from 4 to...

I wouldn't change a word in my October 1 review. Turns out that wasn't an "off" night for this club. If anything, it was even less pleasant the second time around. Same disinterested dancers caught up in their cellphones. The one positive thing is that the club had girls...

Visited on a weekday evening before 5pm so no cover charge. Cover charge is after 8pm i guess and it's around $10. The place is decent not super posh. The girls are okay few are hot. I had a lap dance with a Spanish girl can't remember her name. Lap...

I was in Miami on business and stayed an extra day to enjoy the city. I was told Cheetah's was a chill club and that was a good way to describe it. When you enter theres a bar, then a dance floor/seating area then another bar. Not...

Stopped in on a Tuesday night looking for something more laid back.

$5 cover, as expected, per TUSCL FAQ. Was served fairly quickly, though domestic beer was more than $5 as listed on TUSCL club FAQ. $7 plus tip. Asked a waitress what the stage rotation was (so I...

I tend to go through phases of going to strip clubs... and then won't visit for 6 months plus. I'm currently in my visiting mode and have been trying to find a place that combines attractive, not every pushy girls and good milage.

I popped into Cheetahs last Saturday afternoon...