O' Canada

The Cheetah Hallandale is one of my favorite spots in South Florida. It lacks private rooms but the $25 friction dances make up for it as they are some of the highest mileage dances in the city IMO.

I arrived at Cheetah Hallandale around 1:30AM Friday Night/early Saturday AM after leaving a weak Tootsies. The cover was only $10 and of course parking was free. The layout of the club was entirely the same way I remember from a couple of years ago. Even the cartoon painting of Dennis Rodman in the corner next to that party room remained. The main bars are on the left and right side of the club with the main stage being in the front of the club. The main action (for mongers concerns) takes place in the back of the club where you can get $25 friction dances behind this open, yet slightly secluded area. Now, they have added these 3 large structures in the middle of the room for whatever reason. On this particular night, this intoxicated guy knocked them down after his LD which probably happens often.

In the friction dance area, Cheetah has their watchdog watching over this open room as he would “make sure nothing exceeded limits”. Like many people have stated on past reviews, I feel he is there ONLY to appease city officials.

The girls here this night wasn’t all that attractive just like the case for Tootsies this evening. Again, it being Valentine’s night might have had something to do with this but I’m not sure. I’ve visited this club in the past during day and mid shift and it had some incredible looking girls. Not so much on this evening. I didn’t get any LDs at Tootsies so I was thirsty for one and I scoured the room like a man on the mission circling the club a few times before settling on a spot on the wall near the open friction area. The first girl that caught my eye was this semi-thick white girl (snow bunny) with a short blonde bob. She had this net dress that stopped right at her ass. She was hot as shit. Every time I tried to get her attention she refused to acknowledge me. That was irritating AF (as fuck). Every time she walked by me she would go back to this section with these 3 black guys that had purchased a section that was in the front of the friction area. They had their bottles and ice and the girls were just chilling over there. I didn’t really see them giving any dances so I decided to wait it out but to no avail, she was pretty much occupied.