Confusion is spelled C-H-I-C-A something.

My first time at the CH, and my first day shift. Just seeing what I see.

Not hard to find, but then again I couldn’t get there without the gps and couldn’t see it from the road until I took that left and it was under my nose. Got there about 3:30 so I missed complimentary lunch. Was actually looking forward to it. Unfortunate, but had a couple meetings so it was unavoidable. Walked in and broke 60 into singles. Obviously there’s no tip walk. Now, I’ve read the reviews so I’m not sure what commanded me to do this. I don’t and didn’t hit the stage, so basically I left at about 6:15 with my pocket filled with singles that I have absolutely no use for… I refuse to pay for dances in singles. I didn’t know that about myself, but here we are.

Upon entry, little room before you hit the main floor. Walked in and gave the girl on the left my ID. No cover, no parking charge. Tip into the jar and walked on by. Weird that the bathrooms are in that ante room on your left right before you exit the building. The main floor is long and two rectangular major satellite stages that act as bars on opposite ends of the club. They’re always in use which is cool. Main stage covers the majority of the wall opposite to the entrance. It was done up with Christmas bows and the like. Up on the stage but tucked away to the left is a secret stripper portal. Where they go from there nobody knows. I remember initially being really annoyed that I had to cross in front of the main stage to reach the opposite end of the club and the secondary bar stage. Didn’t know about the back path until P******A pulled me to the LD room. Good detail to know if you’re like me and want to take an inconspicuous lap before you plant. There’s a really small (fits one girl) satellite stage for a vip area across from the main stage kind of in the middle of the room. All 4 stages visible from most seats in the house unless you’re sitting in the pit in front of the main stage, and then you’re only missing the micro stage as it’s behind and above you. I’m a fan of the design. Long lap dance room on the opposite wall from the main stage. Couches facing eachother. No privacy from other lap dancees, roaming security, and those just walking by. The wall is about 3 feet high.