The Palace Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Went with my buds for a friends bachelor bachelor. There were many attractive girls but unfortunately many of them had pasties due to San Antonio's prude laws. Honestly though I was pretty buzzed when we got there so I didn't even really notice. Since it was bachelor party we were...

Dances were $20 and VIPs were $200 for 2nd floor and $400 for 3rd floor... highest i've seen in San Antonio. i think this club is also owned by the same folks that run Blush and SAMC.

There are no poles at this venue and none of the girls had...

There is nothing particularly wrong with Palace Mens Club. It just isn't my type of place. It is a little bright with the lighting, unusually bright for a strip club. There is one stage, and it's a really big stage (think high school play) for girls who don't move around...

Every time i go to the Palace i always enjoy my self. The girls will talk with you and they never haggle the prices for $20. The girls look good too and have a little class to them. the drinks are a little pricey but i always pregame before i...

Nice friendly but a little over the hill dancers. Drinks are good waitress friendly but hard to find. Music was nice not to load. Good time for the money. Several Dances from a couple of nice looking ladies. After a couple of very friendly dances they...

I used to enjoy coming here, even thought I am a teetotaler and not a big spender, I came for the gorgeous dancers. In the past year or so, this is simply not a fun place for me. They have become more insistent on having a drink at...

I used to come here as often as work and the wallet allowed in the past. I hadn't been in about 4 months, and now they have done some enhancements both for the downstairs and the upstairs VIP. I've always had the best waitresses here, friendly and not...

After a disappointing trip to Sugar's I came over here and contrast was stark. For one, it's a much classier club. Secondly, the dancers were infinitely hotter. There were over 20 dancers and all of them rated at least a 7, and there were many 8's and...

I stopped by palace after striking out at another spot that evening. Perhaps I should have stayed put. For a Friday it was pretty dead. There were 3 other people there. Of the 7 dancers that evening, 2 were at the table with the other three guys, 4 were at...

Arrived on a Friday afternoon at 2. The club is on 410 loop (Peirrin Beitel exit). Hard to spot during the day because the purple neon sign lights up the place only at night.
They have free self parking and valet parking. I got in free - not sure because...

Nice at night, looks rundown in the day, good drinks ,no poles, I dont like whores, just act natural, I dnt like girls who look like they wna get banged, some are classy. I guess its a hit or miss. over all id consider it overrated. Doesnt stand out from...

This reviews covers successive visits on Thursday & Friday. Typical upscale club, decent crowd. There is a VIP section, did not try that and so cannot comment on that.

Dancers are attractive, not overly so like top clubs in Michigan or Vegas, but okay. Three stages, two-song rotations. Very business-like,...

First time in a San Antonio and based on knowing the city and reading reviews I had high expectations for the girl hotness. Expectations blown negatively. Outside is Ok, $5 entrance but they have a dress code inside trying to make it seem like more than it is. The interior...

This is most likely the best club in San Antonio. On my visit to SA I did a tour of the downtown area and stopped off at the Palace before heading to the airport. I have to admit that I wasn't too impressed with the outside appearance of the...

Decided to visit my first San Antonio strip club on the spur of the moment; and the club I chose was The Palace, a topless club in the NE part of town. If I remember correctly, there is parking around the front of the club and to the sides. I’m...

Was there about 3 pm, only 3 girls on. The were some nice looking girls, talked to one (after getting our waitress to go get her) wanted a table dance and she said she didn't know how much they were. She went and talked to the manager and came back...

This is a review from both a Saturday in the evening till 10 visiit and a Sunday visit from 10:30 to 1. This is a nice club, in pretty good shape both outside and inside. Layout is nice, with good looking bar area (with no seats), and lots of central...

This is my go to Club whenever I'm in San Antonio. I've been to clubs all over the United States and Canada....and Palace is the club that tops the list for me. It is classy....the girls are classy....the girls are true babes...and the girls are friendly and not...

I was there in the middle of the week at about 9 at night. Friendly waitress and typically priced drinks. Something must have happened to the girls. The DJ called a name to the main stage...nothing. About 5 min pass he calls another... Nothing. Another 5...

Good looking and friendly dancers. I talked with a young and beautiful girl and had some lap dances. She was very touchable when she gave a lap dance.

While she was hot and friendly, what really impressed me was that she was fun to chat with! She wasn't pushy and didn't...

This is an upscale club with three stages. The front stage is large and elevated with a full length mirror on the back wall, the right wall has a small elevated stage and there an elevated stage in the center of the room. Each girl performs; front, right side, then...

Lunchtime near the airport, so I decided to eat at the Palace. I had visited in the evening, but this was a first for noontime.

It was pretty slow when I entered at 11:30. No one on stage. No waitresses waiting. I ordered a burger at the...

My first time here. Easy to find on the 410 loop and free parking...area feels totally safe. It is a beautiful club......plush, good sound and music, and very attentive bartenders. There were about 30 ladies dancing when I was there. Many spinners which I enjoyed. One darling brunette sat with...

Had been to the Palace a few times before with mixed results, so decided to check it out on a Friday night. Even with the new SA ordinance, making the girls wear silicone to cover their nipples, I was glad I did. Recent reviews have covered the layout, but let's...

Nice club, one big ornate room. Bar on the left , main stage to the right , two satalite stages. Lower VIP area to the rear, VIP upstairs. Nicely appointed club that is well maintained.
Wait staff, quick to get your order, slow to bring your order and even...