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Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029
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BLckCoffee
reviewed
8 years ago
first timer
I stopped by this place for the first time with a friend who had been there before. He told me nothing before entering so I was a blank slate. Went in at like...
Harley69
reviewed
8 years ago
a little hard to find but worth it!
My GPS put me a little off the path but I called them and they told me they were right across the street from the Wawa and I found them. I went in and...
gmunny
reviewed
8 years ago
worth a shot
This place had a lot to be desired in terms of atmosphere many years back but has improved quite a bit since then. Good DJ, good vibe. Dancers are a bit aggressive...
fredlion
Pennsylvania
reviewed
8 years ago
cool spot to look at
This is a cool spot to get couple drinks and look at pgirls get some dances some touches but nothing more then that so if you want extra dont go here but anyway the...
Phred69
Mid-Atlantic
reviewed
8 years ago
surprise offer
I've always thought of this place as a friendly neighborhood joint. Decent looking girls, not pushy during the dollar parade. Some girls don't even ask for a dance, just hang out with...
scoresmangotatattoo
reviewed
8 years ago
gotta love this place
I love going to this place, it is easily my favorite club in the Philly area. My last few trips have not disappointed. You would never know it from the outside but the...
Bogeymenot
reviewed
8 years ago
quick stop before airport
Stopped in on a Saturday evening grabbed a few beers. Maybe 8-10 girls on. All decent looking. Normal dollar parade after 2 songs. The girls seemed to be sitting with regulars. Had1 girl cozy...
Phred69
Mid-Atlantic
reviewed
8 years ago
lt stop and sighting
The history and legacy of this place is well known. Other than a brief window after the remodeling and before cameras were installed, extras aren't really an option here. Had some fun...
Lowblow33
Pennsylvania
reviewed
9 years ago
first time
I usually go to oasis but decided to change it up and go Lou Turks the other night for some fun. Didn't love the small parking lot but was able to get a...
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
9 years ago
a friday at turks
Me and a few buddies showed up at Lou Turks around 11:30 on a Friday night. It wasn't really that crowded, but there was enough people there that it didn't feel dead. We took...
dickdecker
Pennsylvania
reviewed
9 years ago
good for a neighborhood joint
This place has been here at least 45 years or so, used to be a local legend, back in the day when there were way fewer strip clubs. Many local kids saw their...
Oishii_forever
Seattle
reviewed
9 years ago
first and only visit to this club
Never been to philly clubs before, and definitely wouldn't come back to this one. Club itself seems to be in a safe area of town. You walk in, there is a long...
justanotherguy83
reviewed
9 years ago
okay so long as you don't have high expectations
about 3 girls on rotation when I most went most recently. I've been there with up to 10 girls, as well. Basically, it's a very low key place in which you should expect high...
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
9 years ago
hot bartenders
Wow, was there back in the day but recently was shocked by what a long way this place has come. The cashier when you walk in with brown hair big boobs and a perfect...
BallHammer
reviewed
9 years ago
still love this place
There are two bars here, I set it on the back. There was a very hot dancer there (stripper name Nala) Who was doing something on her phone the whole time. ...
metalek2000
Florida
reviewed
9 years ago
nice place, little action
Haven't been to LT's in years. Stopped by on my way back from the airport after dropping off a friend. The place looks really nice inside, but this is strictly look-y no touch-y....
flipnotic.dave
New Jersey
reviewed
9 years ago
options
I stopped by with some time between meetings. There were a few locals and more dancers than patrons. I didn't expect much of the place coming in. I remember when it seemed like the...
spinner501
Pennsylvania
reviewed
9 years ago
longing for the good ole days
First went to Turk's back aver 30 years ago and it was a lot of fun. You could get a cheese burger and a fur burger during the same lunch break. Stopped...
Persius2
New Jersey
reviewed
9 years ago
pleasant surprise
I was expecting to work late on Wednesday but was pleasantly surprised to be finished early (10pm). Since I had a late night pass for the evening from the wife I decided to...
abesapien
reviewed
9 years ago
middling experience
The club is big and very nice in appearance, on the inside. I wish I could say the dancers were equally impressive, but I was disappointed. There were about six or seven girls on...
licketysplit
Love to Travel
reviewed
10 years ago
i visited this place again on...
I visited this place again on a Friday evening not long ago. Pretty much everything stays the same here. A basic neighborhood bar with topless dancers. Girls do 2-3 songs on...
dancewdcpa
Around
reviewed
10 years ago
staying at one of the nearby...
Staying at one of the nearby hotels so I thought I would give Lou a try. Arrived around 730, easily got a seat at the bar and while I was expecting a great...
BJMills
Pennsylvania
reviewed
10 years ago
not my first trip to lou...
Not my first trip to Lou Turks, and definitely not my last. Turks has been a staple of Delaware County for many many years. I remember a time when the place had one stage,...
ss1931
reviewed
10 years ago
since oasis and purple orchid were...
Since Oasis and Purple Orchid were duds, and Vanity Grand, for whatever reason, wasn't open yet at 7 PM, I decided to give here a try, as I hadn't been here in quite a...
licketysplit
Love to Travel
reviewed
10 years ago
this is a review for a...
This is a review for a couple of visits over the past few months. I've visited on Friday evening and Sunday evening. This is a real neighborhood bar which also has dancers....
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