Lou Turks

500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

Lou Turks Reviews

• review

  a month ago
  Sunday night in Delco

  This was my first visit to this place, gave it a shot because one my favorite dancer at another club had worked here previously. Decent size club, on a Sunday night only the larger stage/bar...
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  a month ago

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  Capnamorica
  southie
• review

  2 months ago
  Lou Turks: Closer to the Philadelphia Airport than Turks and Caicos

  Was meeting up with a favorite at Cheerleaders and wanted to make sure that I had enough in me to quench her thirst, so I stopped at Lou Turks for a little fluffing. Very convenient...
  Comments: 1

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  2 months ago

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  BigBangBaby646
  SalaoLikeSantiago

  I know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
• review

  2 months ago
  Saturday Evening Visit

  Worked on Saturday and went out to a few clubs afterwards for some me time. Lou Turks is usually on my list of places to visit. Best time is later at night as it...
  Ol School
• review

  3 months ago
  A lot of girls not interested

  Parked right in the front. Standard id check and $10 cover. Let’s start of by saying.. ITS COLD AS FUCK INSIDE.. FREEZING. Once you walk in, the main is on the left really big....
  Comments: 2

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  2 months ago

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  Grjax
  Grjax
• review

  8 months ago
  First of more visits to Lou Turks

  Visited Lou Turks for the first time ever this weekend. We chose this spot do to its close location to Harrahs where we just left after a rough night of blackjack. We both wanted...
  Bigred1981

  Fan of Artistry
• review

  9 months ago
  I plan on going back

  Nov 3, 2023 I discovered this place 4 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so I decided...
  WhoopWhoop

  New York
• review

  a year ago
  Deader than dead on Tuesday night

  Stopped by on a Tuesday night with a buddy after catching a ball game together. D E A D. Surprised at a $10 cover for a Tuesday, but we paid. Walk...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  otomac
  otomac
• review

  a year ago
  Beautiful Women. Great time.

  Recently went to Lou Turks. Security greeted me at the door. Cover charge was only $10 at the time of opening and 20 after 11pm i believe. On Tuesday nights they have all shots/drinks...
  nyagodiva
• review

  a year ago
  No Cover Monday

  Was in the area on a Monday night and stopped by because on their IG page they promote that there’s no cover on Monday’s. Arrived around 11:30, ample parking against building - well lit...
  Fantasyfootballchamp
• review

  a year ago
  Limited time drop in

  So after work I decided I had nothing better to do so why not enjoy a good view of a beer or two. Parking lot is as dead to the point I didn’t think...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  a year ago
  Good first time visit.

  This was my first visit to Lou Turks. I had arrived to the area late on a Tuesday night and I’ve seen the club many times while driving. I figured I had maybe an...
  paco_diu
• review

  2 years ago
  Beauties

  I've been to Lou Turk's a handful of times over the last year or two--most recently was a surprisingly quiet Friday night. In most respects, I'd call the club good-not-great, with one exception: the...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  thethirdtaco
  thethirdtaco

  Pennsylvania
• review

  2 years ago
  decent low mileage place but watch the song count

  - [ ] ID checked NO - [ ] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector YES - [ ] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $10 Club: building on main street...
  Comments: 5

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  2 years ago

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  Cjersey3540
  StripClubXpert
• review

  2 years ago
  Them Lou Turkos

  It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian meal strip club reviewerer! Let’s try this again ok!? So this Lou Turkos charges a cover charge. Ten or twenty -...
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  2 years ago

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  Cjersey3540
  Biseggi
• review

  2 years ago
  Turks isn't so bad

  I came back from the airport and was parked in a different lot than I usually park. Coming out I noticed Lou Turks and had to stop in. It's in Essington, but in...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  MniSte656
  RandyHam

  New Jersey
• review

  2 years ago
  Not liking it so much lately

  This club has typical and atypical elements. You walk in and go through a metal detector and pay cover which is around $10. Then there is a large bar on your left that...
  Cjersey3540
• review

  2 years ago
  Ok

  Biseggi here! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian strip club goer. Me and my boy Snerzy hit all the best clubs. I went to this Lou Turkos in Essington...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  59
  Biseggi
• review

  3 years ago
  & Lou Armenians

  Essington, PA. Saturday night, After midnight. Right by the airport. Next to a WaWa, which NJ and PA people seem to go fucking nuts over, I don't get it personally but whatever. Seemed like...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  aussiehinz
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  3 years ago
  WASTE OF MY TIME

  I live not even a mile from Turk’s and have been passing by recently wondering if the gossip that’s been circulating about the club being revamped, with the women being the biggest change?! So...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  Mirxxstackz
  Millsboro84
• review

  3 years ago
  I plan on going back

  I discovered this place 2 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so I decided to...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  happylap
  WhoopWhoop

  New York
• review

  3 years ago
  A New Home Club?

  What to do on a fall Sunday with no Eagles? Let the monger out! After a disappointing stop at another (empty) competitor club In South Philly, I decided to stop at Lou Turk's on my...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  AGoodWaySJ
  AGoodWaySJ
• review

  3 years ago
  Some very very good looking girls at Turks.

  Lou Turks always gets a bad rap but it does not deserve it at all. The bartenders are always friendly and the food is great. It is a medium sized...
  Comments: 5

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  3 years ago

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  Adog3742
  Adog3742

  Pennsylvania
• review

  3 years ago
  My first club visit post COVID

  So here in suburban Philly, the crackdown has hit pretty hard. For a while all the bars were shut down, then re-opened with a ton of restrictions, then another shutdown. Now stuff has started to...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  cipdevice
  AGoodWaySJ
• review

  5 years ago
  A so so week night at Lou's

  Went in on a Thursday evening between 7 -8 and I will only give a brief idea of the layout since it has been discussed here quite a few times. A nice big place,...
  newdude9

  Pennsylvania
• review

  5 years ago
  Turks 2020

  Lou Turks has been around for ages , but since they renovated the club several years ago this place is much more comfortable . At times parking can be a challenge on a Friday...
  Skeets2