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review
21 days ago
Lou Turks is Low Key Near the Philly Airport
On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time. Hmmm, maybe...
SalaoLikeSantiago
I know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
review
23 days ago
Thursday Night Fail at Turk's Place
This was my first time at Turks in many years sine they don't open till 4pm and I'm an early afternoon guy. But had a business dinner nearby so decided to stop in....
Rob1115
review
4 months ago
Sunday night in Delco
This was my first visit to this place, gave it a shot because one my favorite dancer at another club had worked here previously. Decent size club, on a Sunday night only the larger stage/bar...
Comments: 2
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3 months ago
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Capnamorica
southie
review
4 months ago
Lou Turks: Closer to the Philadelphia Airport than Turks and Caicos
Was meeting up with a favorite at Cheerleaders and wanted to make sure that I had enough in me to quench her thirst, so I stopped at Lou Turks for a little fluffing. Very convenient...
Comments: 1
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4 months ago
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BigBangBaby646
SalaoLikeSantiago
I know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
review
4 months ago
Saturday Evening Visit
Worked on Saturday and went out to a few clubs afterwards for some me time. Lou Turks is usually on my list of places to visit. Best time is later at night as it...
Ol School
review
5 months ago
A lot of girls not interested
Parked right in the front. Standard id check and $10 cover. Let’s start of by saying.. ITS COLD AS FUCK INSIDE.. FREEZING. Once you walk in, the main is on the left really big....
Comments: 2
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4 months ago
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Grjax
Grjax
review
10 months ago
First of more visits to Lou Turks
Visited Lou Turks for the first time ever this weekend. We chose this spot do to its close location to Harrahs where we just left after a rough night of blackjack. We both wanted...
Bigred1981
Fan of Artistry
review
a year ago
I plan on going back
Nov 3, 2023 I discovered this place 4 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so I decided...
WhoopWhoop
New York
review
a year ago
Deader than dead on Tuesday night
Stopped by on a Tuesday night with a buddy after catching a ball game together. D E A D. Surprised at a $10 cover for a Tuesday, but we paid. Walk...
Comments: 1
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a year ago
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otomac
otomac
review
a year ago
Beautiful Women. Great time.
Recently went to Lou Turks. Security greeted me at the door. Cover charge was only $10 at the time of opening and 20 after 11pm i believe. On Tuesday nights they have all shots/drinks...
nyagodiva
review
a year ago
No Cover Monday
Was in the area on a Monday night and stopped by because on their IG page they promote that there’s no cover on Monday’s. Arrived around 11:30, ample parking against building - well lit...
Fantasyfootballchamp
review
a year ago
Limited time drop in
So after work I decided I had nothing better to do so why not enjoy a good view of a beer or two. Parking lot is as dead to the point I didn’t think...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
2 years ago
Good first time visit.
This was my first visit to Lou Turks. I had arrived to the area late on a Tuesday night and I’ve seen the club many times while driving. I figured I had maybe an...
paco_diu
review
2 years ago
Beauties
I've been to Lou Turk's a handful of times over the last year or two--most recently was a surprisingly quiet Friday night. In most respects, I'd call the club good-not-great, with one exception: the...
Comments: 2
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2 years ago
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thethirdtaco
thethirdtaco
Pennsylvania
review
2 years ago
decent low mileage place but watch the song count
- [ ] ID checked NO - [ ] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector YES - [ ] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $10 Club: building on main street...
Comments: 5
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2 years ago
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Cjersey3540
StripClubXpert
review
2 years ago
Them Lou Turkos
It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian meal strip club reviewerer! Let’s try this again ok!? So this Lou Turkos charges a cover charge. Ten or twenty -...
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2 years ago
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Cjersey3540
Biseggi
review
2 years ago
Turks isn't so bad
I came back from the airport and was parked in a different lot than I usually park. Coming out I noticed Lou Turks and had to stop in. It's in Essington, but in...
Comments: 1
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2 years ago
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MniSte656
RandyHam
New Jersey
review
2 years ago
Not liking it so much lately
This club has typical and atypical elements. You walk in and go through a metal detector and pay cover which is around $10. Then there is a large bar on your left that...
Cjersey3540
review
3 years ago
Ok
Biseggi here! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian strip club goer. Me and my boy Snerzy hit all the best clubs. I went to this Lou Turkos in Essington...
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3 years ago
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59
Biseggi
review
3 years ago
& Lou Armenians
Essington, PA. Saturday night, After midnight. Right by the airport. Next to a WaWa, which NJ and PA people seem to go fucking nuts over, I don't get it personally but whatever. Seemed like...
Comments: 2
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3 years ago
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aussiehinz
Muddy
USA
review
3 years ago
WASTE OF MY TIME
I live not even a mile from Turk’s and have been passing by recently wondering if the gossip that’s been circulating about the club being revamped, with the women being the biggest change?! So...
Comments: 2
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3 years ago
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Mirxxstackz
Millsboro84
review
3 years ago
I plan on going back
I discovered this place 2 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so I decided to...
Comments: 3
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3 years ago
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happylap
WhoopWhoop
New York
review
3 years ago
A New Home Club?
What to do on a fall Sunday with no Eagles? Let the monger out! After a disappointing stop at another (empty) competitor club In South Philly, I decided to stop at Lou Turk's on my...
Comments: 1
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3 years ago
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AGoodWaySJ
AGoodWaySJ
review
4 years ago
Some very very good looking girls at Turks.
Lou Turks always gets a bad rap but it does not deserve it at all. The bartenders are always friendly and the food is great. It is a medium sized...
Comments: 5
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3 years ago
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Adog3742
Adog3742
Pennsylvania
review
4 years ago
My first club visit post COVID
So here in suburban Philly, the crackdown has hit pretty hard. For a while all the bars were shut down, then re-opened with a ton of restrictions, then another shutdown. Now stuff has started to...
Comments: 1
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4 years ago
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cipdevice
AGoodWaySJ