Lou Turks Reviews

Growing up in Philadelphia, Lou Turks was a legend. As teenagers we wanted to go there because it was the only strip club we'd heard about. I moved from Philly as a young adult and never did go there. However, I was in Philly the day after Christmas and stayed...

Had to work the Sunday after the holiday so I decided to reward myself with a night out. Was in the area so I decided to give this place another try. Definitely more going on than my last visit, the large bar to your left as you enter had probably...

On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time. Hmmm, maybe the PLs have just had an opportunity to drink more and fog up their beer goggles...

This was my first time at Turks in many years sine they don't open till 4pm and I'm an early afternoon guy. But had a business dinner nearby so decided to stop in. I got there about 8pm.

On entering you go through a metal detector I also got...

This was my first visit to this place, gave it a shot because one my favorite dancer at another club had worked here previously.

Decent size club, on a Sunday night only the larger stage/bar (to the left as you enter) was operating. I got spied by a dancer right as...

Was meeting up with a favorite at Cheerleaders and wanted to make sure that I had enough in me to quench her thirst, so I stopped at Lou Turks for a little fluffing.

Very convenient to the airport, between the airport and the river near Tinicum. For some reason, I think...

Worked on Saturday and went out to a few clubs afterwards for some me time. Lou Turks is usually on my list of places to visit. Best time is later at night as it gets crowded. I prefer to go in earlier but like most clubs sometimes the talent is...

Parked right in the front. Standard id check and $10 cover.

Let’s start of by saying..
ITS COLD AS FUCK INSIDE.. FREEZING.

Once you walk in, the main is on the left really big. Two side poles and one main stage in the middle. There were also some tables and...

Visited Lou Turks for the first time ever this weekend. We chose this spot do to its close location to Harrahs where we just left after a rough night of blackjack. We both wanted to get a drink and see a show to take our mind off the bad beats!...

Nov 3, 2023

I discovered this place 4 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so I decided to check it out again a month ago. I got there around 10pm on a Friday....

Stopped by on a Tuesday night with a buddy after catching a ball game together. D E A D. Surprised at a $10 cover for a Tuesday, but we paid. Walk through metal detector, bar and small stage on the left. There was another bar and...

Recently went to Lou Turks. Security greeted me at the door. Cover charge was only $10 at the time of opening and 20 after 11pm i believe. On Tuesday nights they have all shots/drinks for $2. On a regular night any hard liquor drink can range from $10-$15. Wednesdays they...

Was in the area on a Monday night and stopped by because on their IG page they promote that there’s no cover on Monday’s. Arrived around 11:30, ample parking against building - well lit and seems secure. This was a first visit.

Walked in the front door to an empty...

So after work I decided I had nothing better to do so why not enjoy a good view of a beer or two. Parking lot is as dead to the point I didn’t think the place had opened yet but as I walked through the doors music was going and...

This was my first visit to Lou Turks. I had arrived to the area late on a Tuesday night and I’ve seen the club many times while driving. I figured I had maybe an hour to spent so made a quick detour.

Went through the metal detectors, and once inside I...

I've been to Lou Turk's a handful of times over the last year or two--most recently was a surprisingly quiet Friday night. In most respects, I'd call the club good-not-great, with one exception: the women working here are consistently among the most attractive I've seen.

Every time there are at...

- [ ] ID checked NO
- [ ] ID scanned NO
- [x] Metal detector YES
- [ ] Metal detector NO
- [ ] Pat down YES
- [x] Pat down NO
Cover: $10
Club: building on main street No parking lot but so much parking on the street in front of the club it...

It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian meal strip club reviewerer! Let’s try this again ok!?

So this Lou Turkos charges a cover charge. Ten or twenty - dependin on if it’s a weekend. When ya walk into the joint there’s a bar...

I came back from the airport and was parked in a different lot than I usually park. Coming out I noticed Lou Turks and had to stop in. It's in Essington, but in a very different area than Oasis. Where Oasis is in an industrial area near airport...

This club has typical and atypical elements. You walk in and go through a metal detector and pay cover which is around $10. Then there is a large bar on your left that surrounds the stage. There is also a bar further in and to your right surrounding...

Biseggi here! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian strip club goer. Me and my boy Snerzy hit all the best clubs.

I went to this Lou Turkos in Essington PA two Saturdays ago. The place is nice inside an all. You walk in...

Essington, PA. Saturday night, After midnight. Right by the airport. Next to a WaWa, which NJ and PA people seem to go fucking nuts over, I don't get it personally but whatever. Seemed like an alright location. Plenty of parking, in the back of this club. Looks like it shares...

I live not even a mile from Turk’s and have been passing by recently wondering if the gossip that’s been circulating about the club being revamped, with the women being the biggest change?! So Thursday as I was driving by I had time to kill and figured why not
.I...

I discovered this place 2 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so I decided to check it out again a week and a half ago. It was fairly quiet when...

What to do on a fall Sunday with no Eagles? Let the monger out!

After a disappointing stop at another (empty) competitor club In South Philly, I decided to stop at Lou Turk's on my way home. I'm a third generation monger at this place, and the vibe is definitely much...