Reviews

When you walk up bypass the stripper out front smoking and go in through the apparently optional metal detector (if your a regular it appears you bypass it) pay the 20 bucks cover and your…

Lou Turks is in the Essington Philly airport area. Plenty of parking in front - I took an Uber however. There was a $10 cover charge right after going through a metal detector…

Stopped in on my way to the airport around 6:30 on a tuesday. The club is only 15 minutes away so that makes it very handy. No cover, stepped right inside. The good news…

Growing up in Philadelphia, Lou Turks was a legend. As teenagers we wanted to go there because it was the only strip club we'd heard about. I moved from Philly as a young adult and…

Had to work the Sunday after the holiday so I decided to reward myself with a night out. Was in the area so I decided to give this place another try. Definitely more going on…

On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time. Hmmm, maybe the…

This was my first time at Turks in many years sine they don't open till 4pm and I'm an early afternoon guy. But had a business dinner nearby so decided to stop in.…

This was my first visit to this place, gave it a shot because one my favorite dancer at another club had worked here previously. Decent size club, on a Sunday night only the larger stage/bar (to…

Was meeting up with a favorite at Cheerleaders and wanted to make sure that I had enough in me to quench her thirst, so I stopped at Lou Turks for a little fluffing. Very convenient to…

Worked on Saturday and went out to a few clubs afterwards for some me time. Lou Turks is usually on my list of places to visit. Best time is later at night as it gets…

Parked right in the front. Standard id check and $10 cover. Let’s start of by saying.. ITS COLD AS FUCK INSIDE.. FREEZING. Once you walk in, the main is on the left really big. Two…

Visited Lou Turks for the first time ever this weekend. We chose this spot do to its close location to Harrahs where we just left after a rough night of blackjack. We both wanted to…

Nov 3, 2023 I discovered this place 4 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so I decided to…

Stopped by on a Tuesday night with a buddy after catching a ball game together. D E A D. Surprised at a $10 cover for a Tuesday, but we paid. Walk through…

Recently went to Lou Turks. Security greeted me at the door. Cover charge was only $10 at the time of opening and 20 after 11pm i believe. On Tuesday nights they have all shots/drinks for…

Was in the area on a Monday night and stopped by because on their IG page they promote that there’s no cover on Monday’s. Arrived around 11:30, ample parking against building - well lit and…

So after work I decided I had nothing better to do so why not enjoy a good view of a beer or two. Parking lot is as dead to the point I didn’t think the…

This was my first visit to Lou Turks. I had arrived to the area late on a Tuesday night and I’ve seen the club many times while driving. I figured I had maybe an hour…

I've been to Lou Turk's a handful of times over the last year or two--most recently was a surprisingly quiet Friday night. In most respects, I'd call the club good-not-great, with one exception: the women…

- [ ] ID checked NO - [ ] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector YES - [ ] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $10 Club: building on main street No…

It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian meal strip club reviewerer! Let’s try this again ok!? So this Lou Turkos charges a cover charge. Ten or twenty - dependin…

I came back from the airport and was parked in a different lot than I usually park. Coming out I noticed Lou Turks and had to stop in. It's in Essington, but in a…

This club has typical and atypical elements. You walk in and go through a metal detector and pay cover which is around $10. Then there is a large bar on your left that surrounds…

Biseggi here! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian strip club goer. Me and my boy Snerzy hit all the best clubs. I went to this Lou Turkos in Essington PA…

Essington, PA. Saturday night, After midnight. Right by the airport. Next to a WaWa, which NJ and PA people seem to go fucking nuts over, I don't get it personally but whatever. Seemed like an…