Safari Show Club Reviews

Safari appears to be closed since it's now surrounded by construction fencing. Too bad, it was a nice place. back in the day I had several good visits, going all the way back to when it was Docs. I'll never forget this one girl wearing one of those schoolgirl skirts...

Well, I stopped by to see a friend at Safari and the place was empty. I thought they were going to be around for another month but it certainly does not look that way. Bartender, some dude and one dancer on shift. One other patron. I...

Made what will probably be my swan song visit to the Safari Club the other night. The parcel of land it sits on has been sold for development into affordable housing, so it will be closing its doors in a couple of weeks. About 8 dancers on shift, 4 AA...

Safari has been in business for quite a few years, and the building used to house Doc's Bar & Grill back in the 90's - mid 2000's. But now the place is closing and will be torn down to make room for affordable housing. There has been construction...

This was fourth club I saw in Portland, in between Lucky Devil and Rose City Strip. It didn’t look all that appealing, but it literally was right off the road I was driving down and it probably wasn’t going to take that much time up. Doesn’t look like much from...

I've visited Safari in the past and was never very impressed. Recently I noticed the new management banner up and thought I would give it another shot.
There was no cover, but the bouncer working the door, I assume was having a bad night. When we walked...

I've had hit or miss times at the Safari before, but over the past few months my visits have improved to the point where this is now my go-to club. As always, cheap drinks, no cover (at least early--I'm rarely out past 10, so I don't know if there is...

I'd stopped into Safari on a couple occasions, usually earlier in the day, and never been terribly impressed. Good place to get a drink and watch a game (with a hope that something pretty might catch your eye), but I'd never found any of the girls particularly to my taste....

I may have indicated in a few other reviews of Portland strip clubs that when I moved here three years ago, it was with ambition to open my own strip club. I'm confident that I could own and operate a club with integrity, ethics, high standards, impeccable service, quality dancers,...

Came in on a Tuesday evening and enjoyed the laid back vibe. A few oldsters just drinking cheap beers at the bar, a few young bros shooting pool over in the corner, and about a half dozen girls rotating through stage dances. ID was checked at the door, but not...

I only stop at Safari occasionally, usually because the dancer quality varies wildly and the place is rarely busy at the times I happen to be in the area. But sometimes after leaving other nearby clubs disappointed with the dancer selection, I'll stop in at Safari. Lately I...

At around 11 PM on a Thursday I had briefly visit at Rose city strep, but hadn't been too impressed so I decided to try this club.

I purchased a beer at the bar, I don't remember exactly what it cost but I know it was relatively cheap for a strip...

I had just left DV8, and I was debating which other club to try out on Powell. Rose City was a option, but I passed this time. It was between Hawtorne Strip and Safari. I decided on Safari because I had not been there in years.

There were a couple of...

My previous visits to Safari made me curious so I found my way back here again.

The quality of the dancers has been inconsistent. Sometimes some diamonds in the rough - other times just rough. This time was the latter. But unattractive girls once in a while won't...

I had not been too excited about this club in the past but since it had been about a year since I had been there, I stopped by. There was no cover in the afternoon and I was 1 of 4 customers in the place so I was not...

This will be my first review for Safari since becoming a Tuscl member! There was a time back in the day that this was one of my most visited clubs from bout 2005-2010 but i have not been here in bout 5 years or so thinking it would be a...

Safari Club seems to have a very schizoid personality. Come back after a couple of years away and no telling what the personality of the club will be.

I recently made 3 very short visits to the club and got a couple of dances each time. I guess I...

Hadn't been here in a long while; stopped in after a less than excellent session at the Rose City Strip. Hung out for a bit and sat at the rail for a few sessions, since I was feeling flush and could lay out some cash. Good action at...

I honestly think this place has the best value in all of Portland. Came on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm. That day there weren't too many good looking girls, but on a weekend night, you'll see some gorgeous girls. There were about 3 girls working. One of them spotted me...

Went here on thursday night. There were around 15 girls working 3 stages. Every once in a while a dancer would go to the stage on the patio and dance. One of the stages had two girls on it. Drinks were a little on the expensive side. PBR was 3.25...

I never visited Safari before the remodel so I walked in without expectations. The club looks nice and clean with VP machines, a back patio and a couple of stages. When I arrived there were 3 girls on shift, a few patrons and a very cute bartender. ...

I went in on Monday last week during the heat. I thought, since Safari has the huge signs talking about the remodeling and such that it would be a great place to escape the heat.

It was still light outside (after 7pm) and apparently the remodel did not include air conditioning....

An older review that I only now bothered to type up.
Made this place the last stop of a night on the town with the boys. Portland has many strip clubs as well as dive bars that also feature some dancers. This one fall in an uncomfortable middle where...

On my way to RCS tonight I noticed there were a lot of cars at Safari so I stopped in to check it out. It looked pretty good inside, much brighter and open floor plan than before the closing/reopen. 2 main stages and the smaller catwalk open. The previous golf...

Went there on a tuesday afternoon around 4. There were only 2 girls there at the time. Drink prices were comparable to other clubs in the area. There now is a golf simulator where the old private dance area was. Not sure if it gets any use but it does...