Glimmers Reviews

This place reminds me of the show "Bar Rescue". First of all I ordered a beer and it was rancid. The keg must have been 1 year old. Asked for another beer and was charged again. Most clubs would have given it to me for free and apologized for the...

I've dropped by Glimmers a couple of times since the last review. They have an intimidating bouncer in the evenings, not sure exactly which days. Definitely not the kind of thing you go to a dive like Glimmers for, but you have to expect it. I think...

Glimmers has updated, what I once described as a "fishing shack" has morphed over the years. The big new attraction: curtained-off dance areas. But generally it's cleaner than it used to be, back in the day when you had to watch where you put your feet.

I got a...

Stopped in about 10 on a Sat night after leaving Rose City right across the street. I figured what's to lose, right? I had been there once before and it was dead with bad dancers. Much better this time. There were maybe 6 to 8 dancers, and most...

Went to the club in mid-afternoon. Three other guys sitting at bar. No customer at stage despite dancer. One other dancer hanging out at the stage, another dancer talking with one of the customers at the bar.

I enjoyed a dancer at the stage and got private dances...

I'm not sure when it happened, the but club seems to have new ownership. It no longer appears to be affiliated with Shimmers but with Assets, a new club in SE Portland. Most of the dancers seem to move back and forth.

I visited in the afternoon. The...

I was here for about an hour, here's a compilation of what I saw:
Two women chatting behind the bar- they might have been servers, one of them finally stopped chatting long enough to serve me my beer
Four middle aged white guys playing video poker- not even bothering to see what...

Came by late in the evening, I think it was a Sunday. As always, the place is a real dive, even for a strip club, but I come here for the dances, not the environment. Haven't been out for some months.

I was disappointed. The dancers weren't as...

I went to this place on a Saturday night. You would figure it would be hopping. When I walk in, I see like 5 people TOTAL. There was no one woman on stage. I think I saw two strippers gambling. I sat down to gamble...

Went here after work and the women made me feel good and I saw everything and left broke. But it was worth it and I went back again love the titties. I played on the VLT machine making a small sum of money and headed back out for more...

I hate to give a bad review when I could be focusing on places much better, but I thought it was worth noting my experience. I gave a decent review earlier but it seems that things have changed. It is my understanding that glimmers, shimmers and pitiful princess...

Went in on a Friday evening and had a great time.

It being an evening, the bouncer was there and immediately let me know there was a 1-drink minimum. I sat at the rail and got my club soda (I don't come for the drinks). A gorgeous...

I had visited this club a long time and it was not great, but I thought I would give it another chance. From what I understand this is in a chain of other clubs in Portland but over the last year or so have gone through a change in...

Didn't expect much from the look of the building, but was pleasantly surprised once inside. There were 2 dancers that were extremely hot, a couple more that were pretty good looking, and two more that didn't look great but really worked it. There were also a couple that I wasn't...

I've been curious about this club for a long time. Have read some reports indicating fun could be had with the right dancers. So I stopped by for a visit. The previous reviewer pretty much nailed it in his description of the place, a nice enough, neighborhood place, a little...

So having just come from Rose City Strip which is just next door, I felt like I had stepped out of a real strip club into a "bar next door". The place looks bigger than it really is because one of the walls is all mirrored. The center...

Came in on a Tuesday afternoon, there was only one other guy at the bar, but I believe there were six dancers around. I actually like Glimmers environment: it's one smallish room, with the bar at one side and the dressing rooms and private dance cubbies on the other....

My recent visit to Glimmers convinced me that place may be developing into something special.

This is despite, or perhaps because of, the fact that lap dances are basically out in the open. The place is essentially a fishing shack, with a doorless closet for lap dances, and more dances...

Looking at the previous reviews of this place, I am starting to think that I went on a bad night at a bad time. But here's my take on this place.

There were 4 girls in rotation on 2 stages. They were all 3/10. Unless you like chubby, bruised legged women,...

Glimmers does seem to have improved since the new management took over. Well -- it no longer seems like the perfect place to get mugged in Portland anymore, which is an improvement. I've still seen some pretty tough characters hanging around the entrance, but it's not quite as...

Business continues to grow under the new management. Lottery machines are back.

My last couple of visits were straddling the day and swing shifts. Typical day shift (until 4pm) has 4-5 dancers. Swing shift seems to have 8 dancers now and uses two stages. While I like...

Called in at 11 a.m. whilst on a Powell Blvd. run but it was actually my first stop as both Lucky Strike and Rose City turned out to be closed. Glimmers was only just starting up for the day but they were able to offer some food, although both the...

They now have themed nights, thurs being stripper karaoke. $1 lap dances...multiple drink specials and a wide variety of ladies. They have another club that is owned by the same people. Shimmers over on Foster. The people seemed to be having a good time and this place seems to have...

Yes: I spoke with the friendly lady with the overbite that seemed like a fixture at Shimmers. I don't know that the old dump looks any better -- it's basically a fishing shack, hard to imagine anyone spending the money on renovating. If you had money, you'd knock...

This club has closed as "Tommy's" and reopened as "Glimmers." From the same folks as "Shimmers." The new owners has fixed the place up quite a bit. Nice improvement over what it was. Same dancers as Shimmers which is also quite an improvement. New owners...