Came by late in the evening,...

Came by late in the evening, I think it was a Sunday. As always, the place is a real dive, even for a strip club, but I come here for the dances, not the environment. Haven't been out for some months.

I was disappointed. The dancers weren't as slutty as they used to be, to be honest. The girls weren't getting up close from the stage like they used to. I got a couple dances from "Trouble," a heavily tattooed junkie type with a lot of attitude. She went around with a Russian friend. Trouble appeared permanently intoxicated, and I figured it was my chance for some mileage, but no such luck.

So: a major dive and no mileage. Look elsewhere. At least until the wheel turns again ;)