Reviews

This place reminds me of the show "Bar Rescue". First of all I ordered a beer and it was rancid. The keg must have been 1 year old. Asked for another beer and was charged…

I've dropped by Glimmers a couple of times since the last review. They have an intimidating bouncer in the evenings, not sure exactly which days. Definitely not the kind of thing you go…

Glimmers has updated, what I once described as a "fishing shack" has morphed over the years. The big new attraction: curtained-off dance areas. But generally it's cleaner than it used to be, back…

Stopped in about 10 on a Sat night after leaving Rose City right across the street. I figured what's to lose, right? I had been there once before and it was dead with bad…

Went to the club in mid-afternoon. Three other guys sitting at bar. No customer at stage despite dancer. One other dancer hanging out at the stage, another dancer talking with one of…

I'm not sure when it happened, the but club seems to have new ownership. It no longer appears to be affiliated with Shimmers but with Assets, a new club in SE Portland. Most…

I was here for about an hour, here's a compilation of what I saw:
Two women chatting behind the bar- they might have been servers, one of them finally stopped chatting long enough to serve me…

Came by late in the evening, I think it was a Sunday. As always, the place is a real dive, even for a strip club, but I come here for the dances, not the…

I went to this place on a Saturday night. You would figure it would be hopping. When I walk in, I see like 5 people TOTAL. There was no one woman on…

Went here after work and the women made me feel good and I saw everything and left broke. But it was worth it and I went back again love the titties. I played on…

I hate to give a bad review when I could be focusing on places much better, but I thought it was worth noting my experience. I gave a decent review earlier but it seems…

Went in on a Friday evening and had a great time.

It being an evening, the bouncer was there and immediately let me know there was a 1-drink minimum. I sat at the…