Went in on a Friday evening...

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

This is a reasonably friendly club known for inked dancers and its hipster atmosphere. These days, it's not really for me, I guess I'm too old. The private dance areas are not private, and dances…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, OR

This strikes me as the kind of place where you have to know the dancers. I chatted up a girl, and I had the impression that she expected me to take time to get…

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

Came in on a fairly quiet afternoon during the week. The place is very nice, but I don't come to strip clubs to look at architecture. Actually, I prefer more of a dive…

This place reminds me of the show "Bar Rescue". First of all I ordered a beer and it was rancid. The keg must have been 1 year old. Asked for another beer and was charged…

Stopped in about 10 on a Sat night after leaving Rose City right across the street. I figured what's to lose, right? I had been there once before and it was dead with bad…

Went to the club in mid-afternoon. Three other guys sitting at bar. No customer at stage despite dancer. One other dancer hanging out at the stage, another dancer talking with one of…

I'm not sure when it happened, the but club seems to have new ownership. It no longer appears to be affiliated with Shimmers but with Assets, a new club in SE Portland. Most…