Club Tease Reviews

My girl and I showed up at Club Skinn for the first time on a Thursday afternoon. We had seen an ad in Xoticspot magazine saying that Club Skinn was holding a "Best Ass" contest the following day, and that it was open to anyone to participate. I have no...

Things seem pretty much the same here, but they've lost their lottery license. So things were quite a bit quieter when I dropped by in the afternoon.

Same dancers, same awkward juke box / satellite radio constant switch-over. I didn't see anyone going into the back on this visit...

Showed up in late afternoon and there were like 5 dancers on shift. This place definitely has some thick girls. A good amount of variety. Tipping just a buck at the stage gets the girl into your lap. I ended up getting a dance from one of the thick...

IF you want to roll the dice and see what's there, feel free to drop in. It is more of a neighborhood dive bar that happens to have nude dancers. Quality of the ladies is highly dependent. I have been in 2-3 times recently and the girls...

Well I must be a glutton for punishment. I keep trying this place and maybe it's my bad luck but every time I go, the talent always seems to be sub-par. I heard about the recent change in ownership and thought I'd try again. This time was no different. from...

I used to go here somewhat regularly because of a couple girls that worked there. One had great hands and the other had an amzing mouth and i always left satisfied for a good price. For various reasons i had not been here in awhile so i decided to stop...

Was on vacation and went to this place mid afternoon. Many patrons were playing video poker and not paying attention to the dancers. Took advantage of happy hour drinks and took a seat at perv's row, I got extra attention since I was the only one tipping dancers....

It's one of my favorite clubs in Portland. Not due to the high quality of the girls, and event not necessarily for any crazy milage. It's slow and laid back and that's how I like my clubs. The girls are all a little bigger and not the youngest either. Now...

I'm a somewhat regular here. Some of my favorite dancers started there. I have found afternoons to be a better time than evenings. The girls are friendly and no bouncers. Evenings seem to be more of the "up selling". On a recent visit I noticed...

I've been on the lookout for clubs in PDX that have some black dancers. A couple of TUSCLers alerted me to this club, so I decided to check it out. I arrived at around 5:30 on a Monday, not the best time to check out a strip club, but it...

I had never been in this club before and had heard on a local board that some of the dancers from Jiggles had migrated here when Jiggles closed. Since I've been missing Jiggles and was out on a club search one night I decided to drop in an see...

I had some time to kill while waiting to for an event and found this club for the first time. It is small, intimate, and the bar had friendly service. There was no cove and the place only had about 10 patrons at that time, close to 7PM. There is...

1st trip to Club Skinn and I sorta liked the place. It's much smaller than I expected and the girls were not too enticing, but it had a comfortable, neighborhood watering-hole vibe that I enjoyed. I played a little video poker and chatted with a nice woman for...

Popped into Club Skinn, as I saw a dancer on XS I have wanted to visit was advertising they would be there. This club reminds me a fair amount of Lure, which I have reviewed previously; it is definitely the type of club where you go in to have...

Another visit to Skinn, this time hoping to see a particular dancer whose pictures I had seen and heard good things about. She was there when I arrived, but engaged with what appeared to be a regular so I wasn't able to meet her personally beyond tossing a few bucks...

Been going by this place for long time - finally stopped in Thursday night 11:00 pm!
Not too busy, (altho "Erotic" (a dancer) says it's pretty light for a Thur!) Not a big place. No cover and no I.D. check tonight (at 68 - I look...

First the bad news... They scanned my ID. I've never allowed this to happen before, but I allowed it. Read on to find out why. (Scanning is a sure sign that they got in trouble with the OLCC.)

It was mid-afternoon on a weekday. I...

Visited the club on Memorial Day, a Monday afternoon basically. It's a dive, neighborhood bar with naked women. The club seemed a little crammed - one stage. If you backed up from the stage, it seemed like your chair would hit the bar.
The private dance area is off to...

I've stopped back by Skinn a few times since I last reviewed it. It remains a very friendly place, and the food is pretty decent. Sadly the dancer talent is just not very good, for my tastes. I tend to like youngish spinners with nice tits but the majority of...

I visited the club on a Friday evening; I’ve heard good things about the club from others. From the outside the club looks like a regular bar, much like other clubs in the Portland area. The club is small on the inside. When you walk in the...

Update on this club. Sometimes (actually quite often, now that I think about it) the bartender is hotter than the dancers.... I guess that's a plus or a negative depending on how you think about it.

I thing I just figured out is that this club posts...

Showed up in the late afternoon and there were around 5 dancers on shift. This place definitely has some thick girls, but there are also some small girls. A good amount of variety. Tipping just a buck at the stage got the girl into my lap, which was great. Not...

All my other reviews have been in Kansas, but I was in Portland and had a free night so decided to explore. I picked Club Skinn off of TUSCL and took a cab from my airport hotel. The club is choose enough to the airport that the cab ride...

A typical Portland neighborhood dive. The club is small, with one small stage. A room full of lottery machines in back. Everyone was friendly, a couple of ladies sat with me for a few minutes to chat. Zero pressure to buy drinks or get dances. One said the food was...

Haven't been to this club previously, but was in the neighborhood and stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon. The club is a smaller neighborhood club that is typical of Portland. It wasn't very crowded maybe as I was the only one there besides the bartender, two other customers who...