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The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, OR

I’ve been to the The Runway a couple time in the afternoon in the past and never thought much of the place. I found myself in Hillsboro for a birthday on Friday evening and…

The Venue

Portland, OR

I stopped by Mystic late Friday afternoon trying to avoid some of the 205 traffic after dropping off a co-worker at the airport. This was my first time here. First impression from the…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

I reviewed this club a couple years ago and nothing has really changed with the layout of the club. Let me start by saying I haven't been here much in the past year or so, just…

The tight quarters of this place gives it a friendly, dive bar feel. You’re never more than six feet from one of the half-dozen dancers who lounge around, ready to chat. That’s almost better than…

This spot is definitely a bit of a dive. The bar has your typical spirits, mixers, and beers for the area. The prices are average. I've not tried the food. The girls are for the…

Showed up on a Friday afternoon and sat down at the bar. This is a small club with one stage and most of the time the dancers are at the bar or just hanging around…

There are probably 3 main reasons for someone to visit a strip club in Portland. 1. Watch the stage dancing. At Club Tease, it's pretty awkward. The stage is small. About 1-2…