Club Tease
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4523 NE 60th Ave
Portland, OR 97218
Reviews
Submit a ReviewWent to Club Skinn again on...
Went to Club Skinn again on a weekday afternoon. It's a real dive, you have to like that kind of thing. As usual, there were about four dancers on shift. You can check their schedule…
tod
Mar 10, 2014, 12:00 AM
It was the middle of the...
It was the middle of the day, but this place was skeezy as hell. I stayed for about 2 minutes before sneaking out. The dancers had bellies and one latched onto me as soon as…
blasto
Feb 20, 2014, 12:00 AM
Super sketchy place, only enhanced by...
Super sketchy place, only enhanced by the fact that it is right next to the area's favorite 7-11 donut stop for on-duty cops. Dancers are generally fairly haggard & rough. But they will get nasty…
bubbletea
Aug 15, 2013, 12:00 AM
So I have been to this...
So I have been to this place before. I only stayed like 5 minutes for a beer, saw a row of ugly women and I left. I happened to be in the neighborhood…
JackHenry
Aug 14, 2013, 12:00 AM
My most recent visit had 5...
My most recent visit had 5 dancers on a weekday afternoon. Variety is the key word for this place.
Dancers can be hot or not. They tend to average a little older than most…
PortlandDave
Jun 16, 2013, 12:00 AM
I have been here a few...
I have been here a few times and it is hit or miss. They can have girls that are a 7 or 8 and have girls that are a 2 or 3. The…
Copy
Jan 24, 2013, 12:00 AM
Stopped by on a Wednesday around...
Stopped by on a Wednesday around 10. 3 girls on duty; but 2 of the ladies seemed like theft would rather be anywhere else. An attractive blonde provides a great stage dance even thought here…
Mark541
Jan 23, 2013, 12:00 AM
Lately things are really picking up...
Lately things are really picking up at Club Skinn, from my point of view. I have a preference for black girls. I've had great dances from Chyna and Honey, a number of times…
tod
Oct 26, 2012, 12:00 AM
Probably one of the tiniest, dive-iest...
Probably one of the tiniest, dive-iest tit bars in a city full of them. Still this is the quintessential definition of the neighborhood strip bar. The stage area is tiny and the bar…
Buzzcock
Jul 30, 2012, 12:00 AM
Holy Smokes! I think I found...
Holy Smokes! I think I found the largest strippers in Portland. If PortlandDave is correct about this place being hit or miss, my trip to Club Skinn was a clean miss.
I dropped in around 7:30…
dtek
May 10, 2012, 12:00 AM
This club is really hit and...
This club is really hit and miss. They frequently have some great looking dancers but also have some not so great looking. They frequently have quite a few dancers on duty, but sometimes…
PortlandDave
Mar 29, 2012, 12:00 AM
Tried the club again because I...
Tried the club again because I was in the neighborhood. The place was cold inside, so the dancers had coats on over their bikinis when not dancing. A couple of decent looking chicks and some…
ArtCollege
Jan 21, 2012, 12:00 AM
CLub Skinn used to go by...
CLub Skinn used to go by JD's. I am not sure if it was a management change or just a new name throw up to get some more business. I never could get a full…
jake11566
Dec 2, 2011, 12:00 AM
Very small neighborhood bar. Five or...
Very small neighborhood bar. Five or six girls dancing, which is very good for early afternoon. Dancers ranged from 3 (generous 3) to 8, with the average about a 5. Plenty of pork even before…
ArtCollege
Nov 17, 2011, 12:00 AM
I normally come in to this...
I normally come in to this bar once to twice a week. So, I decided to come in and check out the dancers and get a steak! Walked up to the door was stopped by…
tuscl
Nov 14, 2011, 12:00 AM
I've been by here a few...
I've been by here a few times in recent months, and always done well. My favorite thing: private booths for dances in the back. I've had good experiences with high-mileage dances here.
This particular…
tod
Sep 27, 2011, 12:00 AM
Stopped by Jd's tonight to see...
Stopped by Jd's tonight to see what it was all about. This place is a straight up biker bar with a couple of dancers. Actually, I'm not even sure they would qualify as dancers. The…
Bootytime
Sep 25, 2011, 12:00 AM
There have been recent changes. ...
There have been recent changes. For the better. More dancers. Pretty high quality dancers for the most part. 4 on duty before 4pm. More came on at 4 and I…
PortlandDave
Aug 23, 2011, 12:00 AM
Basically a neighborhood bar with overweight...
Basically a neighborhood bar with overweight older dancers. Very small inside and a few transient homeless at the bar who need a bath. I was there in June 2011 and each month before for maybe…
tuscl
Jul 5, 2011, 12:00 AM
I just started visiting JD's recently....
I just started visiting JD's recently. After several visits, I have mixed feelings about the place. First of all, I was concerned about safety because of the area it's in compared to most…
hohawk69
Jun 9, 2011, 12:00 AM
I saw a review on another...
I saw a review on another site claiming this place was balls-to-the-wall mileage with "gangsta" clientele. So I came in a couple times, had a couple dances, earlier in the day when the clientele…
tod
Jun 7, 2011, 12:00 AM
I've dropped in from time to...
I've dropped in from time to time over the past couple of years and it's been pretty dismal. Maybe one dancer during the day and not very motivated.
But I stopped in on a Friday…
PortlandDave
Apr 18, 2011, 12:00 AM
Not bad for a middle of...
Not bad for a middle of the day kind of place. Not a lot happening, but the two dancers there were attentive, the bartender did her job and was funny. Quality was so-so, was told…
postman
Dec 9, 2010, 12:00 AM
There's nothing good or even so-so...
There's nothing good or even so-so about this place, so I'll cut to the chase. DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!
The first…
mroo
Oct 14, 2010, 12:00 AM
After reading the previous review stopped...
After reading the previous review stopped by to see how things were. The bartenders were hot but the dancers were not. This is or was a small corner neighborhood bar that at some…
phantom
Apr 3, 2010, 12:00 AM


