Reviews

Went to Pitiful Princess for the first time ever the other day around 1:00 pm. I was surprised that at 1 o'clock on a thursday the place was pretty full. There were probably 12 customers…

Although Portland is well known for its numerous strip clubs I have noticed that over the past year or so a number of customer friendly clubs have closed. And the number of dancers at some…

This club is only one of two in Portland that has morning dancers. Most clubs that advertise dancers starting at noon don't really have much going on until about 1pm. Dancers at most…

My second visit to this little outer SE dive was much like the first. It seems like a friendly neighborhood bar that also has strippers. Two stages working on this day but not many folks…

Got here this past Saturday about 5pm. It's a small club with 2 private dance rooms that have curtains, no doors. Not what I'm used to, but it works. Surprisingly, the…

When I was here in July - I promised myself that I'd come back some time!
I finally made it back to this side of town and stopped in for lunch today around 11:30 and…

Went here on a Thursday night. With a good friend of mine. I must say this place is great. The staff are friendly and were very understanding as I had had a few…

A really homey dive-type strip club. Kind of like your favorite neighborhood bar but with strippers.
The strippers themselves are really friendly and range from average to hot. During the day there will probably be about…

I decided to check out Pitiful Princess based on some things that Trixxi said on this site - even though it's on the other side of the city!
( I'd recommend reading Trixxi's discussion on…

This club doesn't usually have "A list" strippers. The girls tend to be Asian, AA, older, or younger but chunkier types. Nonetheless, they're pretty nice and friendly. Lots of hanging out with…

Let me start this review by saying that it appears that some clubs in Portland aren't doing very well. Closed clubs recently include joys and glimmer and tommy too is often closed during otherwise…

The club is pretty small and not a lot of room to move around. They have video poker stashed in one corner next to one of their two stages. Both stages are small.…