Reviews

Have been to the Pit several times over the years with mixed results. The club is kink of a dive....more like a neighborhood bar with 2 small stages. It has a decent patio that is…

Came down from Seattle and chose this place after TUSCL research. Place was as described. Dancer quality was a a little disappointing as I was expecting 5-7's and it was more like 4-6's.…

I went to the Pitiful Princess at around 21:30 on a Saturday night. There was no cover charge. I grabbed a pint of Blue Ribbon for only $2! The club has two stages. The main…

I hate to dismiss any club, as they all have something to offer. However, this is Portland, Stripsville USA. There are a ton of options throughout this dirty town, but Pitiful is one…

I've been a few times in the last month. Club layout is pretty open without much privacy. Be wary of parking in the back as there is always some activity in the parking lot.…

I just made another trip to Portland to gaze upon lovely females. After going to other establishment like Club 205 and Mystic I ventured to the Pitiful Princess where I know I will find…

Once again the lure of naked women has caused me to drive 200 miles south to Portland. I came from Seattle on Monday and the drive, as always, was very much worth the effort.…

I've been to this place a few times recently. Shitty part of town, horrible name, but fairly nice on the inside. Talent level is okay, not great but I've seen way worse. Couple white girls…

So 13ish months since my last visit here I came back, and was pleasantly surprised. The club looks the same as it did before, inside nothing has changed at all, still the one "main"…

Decided to go out after some B-day drinks with a buddy and give this club a try, what a mistake. As soon as I walked in I was met by a bar full of…

Club is in a horrible part of town and doesn't look like much on the outside. However once you're inside its actually fairly spacious. There is only one smaller stage but it's well lit and…

Another trip down from to visit Portland ' s great strip clubs. Oh that Seattle was so well endowed. I visited the 206 club (great looking dancers, perhaps the best in Portland, but…

I visit PP every couple of months, usually enjoying what it is: a dive bar with nudity. Today just two dancers at lunchtime; 4 is the norm. The two were better looking than the PP…

This is a compilation of two visits. I visited during the day, mid-week. One dancer was cute - Anna I think was her name? - personable, easy to talk to, great body. She'd go over…

I usually get down to Portland about once a month for the sole purpose of going to as many of the city's strip clubs as possible. But regardless of which clubs I end up…

Another midday visit to the Pitiful Princess. Had a few dances with Ronda, very reliable mature dancer with beautiful boobs. A touch of belly, but not fat, and a great personality. Saw a cute blond…

After reading reviews here and seeing postings from a dancer on one of the stripper sites, I thought I would give this place a second try. I've stopped once before a long time ago…

Never have been here. So, I stopped in this afternoon. Hadn't read any reviews so had no preconceived notions. And... it was a laid back place with enough dancers to represent a spectrum of tastes:…

I have gotten into a pleasurable, and tantilizing, routine when I venture down from Seattle to visit Portland ' s wonderful variety of strip clubs. I start at the 205 club on Stark.…

Wandered into the Pitiful P around 2 on a Tuesday afternoon. Saw 3-4 girls working and about a dozen customers. Bartender was cute and rated about a 7. One of the girls was…

You've got to love a club that's got dancers going at 10:30 in the morning. Four dancers, two stages. Clearly overkill considering there's maybe one or two customers max at a time. Dancers…

I stopped in for a random visit last week and was able to check one off my "never seen that before" list. I saddled up the the rack and a blonde dancer, I'd guess…

I try to cum to Portland at least once a month. I usually try to hit a number of strip clubs and then return later to the ones which had dancers that caught my…

Portland may be the land of 1000 strip clubs, but the contact here can be lower than what you get in most of the country. You used to be able to get pretty good…

Made a rare weekend visit to Pitiful Princess. They weren't too busy; a few customers at the bar, a couple at video poker, and a couple at the rack. Saw a very good looking blond;…