Scarlet Lounge Reviews

Have been to the Pit several times over the years with mixed results. The club is kink of a dive....more like a neighborhood bar with 2 small stages. It has a decent patio that is nice in the sunny weather. The bar staff is pretty good, except for one bartender...

Came down from Seattle and chose this place after TUSCL research. Place was as described. Dancer quality was a a little disappointing as I was expecting 5-7's and it was more like 4-6's. No skinny blonde girls here - but I didn't expect that either. Slow...

I went to the Pitiful Princess at around 21:30 on a Saturday night. There was no cover charge. I grabbed a pint of Blue Ribbon for only $2! The club has two stages. The main stage is to your immediate right as you enter. It has one pole. The second...

I hate to dismiss any club, as they all have something to offer. However, this is Portland, Stripsville USA. There are a ton of options throughout this dirty town, but Pitiful is one club to which I am unlikely to return.

The club was clean, I'll give it that....

I've been a few times in the last month. Club layout is pretty open without much privacy. Be wary of parking in the back as there is always some activity in the parking lot. The dancers here are pretty laid back and their stage time is much more...

I just made another trip to Portland to gaze upon lovely females. After going to other establishment like Club 205 and Mystic I ventured to the Pitiful Princess where I know I will find at least 2 or 3 pretty ladies. This visit there were 5 dancers working...

Once again the lure of naked women has caused me to drive 200 miles south to Portland. I came from Seattle on Monday and the drive, as always, was very much worth the effort. It seems I have developed a regular routine. I hit Mystic about 10...

I've been to this place a few times recently. Shitty part of town, horrible name, but fairly nice on the inside. Talent level is okay, not great but I've seen way worse. Couple white girls and a couple black girls, ranging from a 4 to a 7. It was...

So 13ish months since my last visit here I came back, and was pleasantly surprised. The club looks the same as it did before, inside nothing has changed at all, still the one "main" stage if you can call it that and the one side stage that is damn...

Decided to go out after some B-day drinks with a buddy and give this club a try, what a mistake. As soon as I walked in I was met by a bar full of drunk latinos. There were 2 small stages with a dancer on each. ...

Club is in a horrible part of town and doesn't look like much on the outside. However once you're inside its actually fairly spacious. There is only one smaller stage but it's well lit and easy to see all the action. Has a long bar and the typical video poker...

Another trip down from to visit Portland ' s great strip clubs. Oh that Seattle was so well endowed. I visited the 206 club (great looking dancers, perhaps the best in Portland, but not good for private dances), then on to Mystic ( good rail dances with some...

I visit PP every couple of months, usually enjoying what it is: a dive bar with nudity. Today just two dancers at lunchtime; 4 is the norm. The two were better looking than the PP average, at least dayshift. Neither girl was fat, though one a bit chubby. Neither old...

This is a compilation of two visits. I visited during the day, mid-week. One dancer was cute - Anna I think was her name? - personable, easy to talk to, great body. She'd go over the rail and basically give you a lap dance at the rack with decent grinding....

I usually get down to Portland about once a month for the sole purpose of going to as many of the city's strip clubs as possible. But regardless of which clubs I end up going to I always visit Pitiful Princess at least twice so I can see...

Another midday visit to the Pitiful Princess. Had a few dances with Ronda, very reliable mature dancer with beautiful boobs. A touch of belly, but not fat, and a great personality. Saw a cute blond with big bolt-ons; maybe Bambi. Didn't have any dances with her, but I'd gravitate in...

After reading reviews here and seeing postings from a dancer on one of the stripper sites, I thought I would give this place a second try. I've stopped once before a long time ago and I remember there being at least one dancer worth looking at on stage. Not...

Never have been here. So, I stopped in this afternoon. Hadn't read any reviews so had no preconceived notions. And... it was a laid back place with enough dancers to represent a spectrum of tastes: busty to not, blond and brunette, shaved or with a bush, young to older... all...

I have gotten into a pleasurable, and tantilizing, routine when I venture down from Seattle to visit Portland ' s wonderful variety of strip clubs. I start at the 205 club on Stark. Cheap drinks during the day, usually few patrons at the rail and ALWAYS absolutely stunning...

Wandered into the Pitiful P around 2 on a Tuesday afternoon. Saw 3-4 girls working and about a dozen customers. Bartender was cute and rated about a 7. One of the girls was very cute (about and 8). The other 3 were quite a bit older and...

You've got to love a club that's got dancers going at 10:30 in the morning. Four dancers, two stages. Clearly overkill considering there's maybe one or two customers max at a time.

Dancers tend to be older but sexy. Easy to get along with. I've never...

I stopped in for a random visit last week and was able to check one off my "never seen that before" list. I saddled up the the rack and a blonde dancer, I'd guess mid-late twenties was up for her rotation. She was moderately entertaining but seemed distracted...

I try to cum to Portland at least once a month. I usually try to hit a number of strip clubs and then return later to the ones which had dancers that caught my eye. One club I always return to is Pitiful Princess. It is never...

Portland may be the land of 1000 strip clubs, but the contact here can be lower than what you get in most of the country. You used to be able to get pretty good contact at Sugar Shack and some of the other airport clubs, but they are mostly...

Made a rare weekend visit to Pitiful Princess. They weren't too busy; a few customers at the bar, a couple at video poker, and a couple at the rack. Saw a very good looking blond; one of the hottest I've seen at PP. A guy went with her for a...