Reviews

This review is from a visit about three weeks ago. I've been to the Pitiful many times, usually during the afternoon or evening. I think the layout of the club has been talked about a…

Once again, my choice was motivated by trying to catch a game. I didn't plan on going here, but I was curious. It's kind of a degrading name, no? Then again, I wasn't really looking…

Visited Pitiful Princess this afternoon. Had intended to get a private with Davina - but she seemed to have her own entourage there today. Watched Sativa enjoying herself on the stage even…

Visited Pitiful Princess for the first time on Saturday night. Went in around 9:30p. The place is small, so it was fairly busy but not overly packed. I'm not sure how many dancers were there,…

Oh how I love Portland strip clubs. But the number of clubs has, sad to say, dropped in the past year or so. Happily the number of good clubs is still high and…

If I were rating dancers strictly on looks, they'd be a little lower. But they are almost all very nice. Good friendly vibe in the whole club. The only girl who wasn't very friendly was…

I keep trying this club and it keeps failing, in spite of better reviews from other guys. A lady I was interested posted her schedule and when I arrived she was on stage, just finishing…

I was back on this side of town on a Monday afternoon and decided to stop in to see what was happening at the Pitiful Princess! - - This is still on my HotList…

Compared to the places I usually hit in Portland (Rose City, DV8, Devils Point) nowhere near as nice inside, much smaller than those, however that is not a bad thing.
Inexpensive drinks and attentive bar staff…

Over all a disappointment. Very few dancers and even fewer of quality. Definitely a less friendly vibe than I would see at many other local clubs. Drinks are well priced and potent…

I visited this club on a Monday afternoon upon my arrival in town. There are two stages and a main bar that appear once you walk in the door. I decided to get…

Props to previous review, as that articulates my experience well. First timer Friday near dinner time. Bar was full of friendly neighborhood types. Most were older gentlemen. One in a wheelchair…