Reviews

This was my first visit in months, therefore first post-COVID. There definitely have been some changes.

First, I was patted down and my ID was recorded by a camera. It was the afternoon, so…

I have been going to this dive bar on the SE side of Portland for over a year. With the several month Covid shutdown, all the dancers had to re-audition. Several of my favorites were…

In the interest of sharing info, here's the basics, as exactly stated in my previous review of Sl: It's a small dive in aworking class neighborhood on the east side, located next door to a…

A quiet early afternoon at Scarlet Lounge. 3 dancers working, compared to 5 more often. One heavy AA, two white girls who were just a little heavy. That's better than average for an eastside dive…

I've been in a slump lately. The strip club scene in Portland kind of sucks these days compared to the golden era. Everytime I try a new place I just kind of hate it. Dance…

I went on a Wednesday early afternoon, to have a few cheap beers. The location is pretty divey if you're into that, and most of the dancers that I've seen there are pretty lackluster, I…

Went on a Friday afternoon. Only three dancers working at the time and more patrons there than dancers. Only one or two people at the rack at a time but received lots of attention from…

Scarlet is right off Division street, and is a small building with a small parking lot. The building looked better than when it was Pitiful Princess and is no longer tagged with gang graffiti. Place…

Same old same old.

Prices cheap: no cover afternoons; draft domestic beer $3 or $4 (I don't recall specifically), private dances $20, usual tip at the rack $2 per song.

Talent also cheap. 3 girls. The best…

I love dive bars so I was worried when I heard they were remodeling Scarlet Lounge. But nothing to worry about, whatever they did was pretty minimal, maybe some new carpet and chairs? The men's…

I've been to this little east side dive several times over the years, going back to to when it was the Pitiful Princess. It's never been a place where you find top notch, smoking hot…

Too many bohemoths of color. True, I wouldn't care for white or Asians that fat, but I seldom see them. Makes me not want to hang around.

On the positive side, there was a small-titted, fit…