Scarlet Lounge Reviews

I've driven by this place many times when it was Pitiful Princess, it is one of the few clubs I have never been to so I had to break that cherry and check it out. It basically is what you would expect from the looks outside, an old dive bar....

I came here once a couple of years ago when it had the charming name of Pitiful Princess. At the time, it was not impressive and I didn't stay long. This time, I thought I'd give it another try as I saw a really great looking girl on xoticspot that...

This strikes me as the kind of place where you have to know the dancers. I chatted up a girl, and I had the impression that she expected me to take time to get to know her. She gave a decent dance or two, nothing exceptional. The...

Yet another trip south from Seattle to visit fleshland (aka Portland). A day devoted to watching young ladies taking off their sparse attire for dollars (or dollar in my case because I am cheap). My routine has me going to a select few clubs (205, Mystic, Shimmers,...

I went to Scarlett first briefly on Sunday afternoon and then again on Monday. When I walked in Sunday there were only 3 guys - one at the bar, one at the rail and one out in the smoking patio. One girl dancing - a black girl who was curvy...

Club has removed the second stage (away from the door). Main stage has been lengthened so it's now "L" shaped rather than "U" shaped but I don't think there are any additional seats. I think the second stage was largely unnecessary anyway. The pool table in it's...

OK, the hottest girl there was a 6. But all very friendly. Sat at the rack when a fat AA danced, and she certainly is not my first choice for body style, but she was witty, friendly and gave good mileage at the rack. Then got some private dances from...

This club is having a hard time managing its dancers on schedule. At times there will be 9 - 12 girls dancing and at other shifts there will be less than 3. So quality can vary based on the shift. That said there are a variety of girls that work...

Scarlet Lounge continues to be one of Portland's most divey clubs, yet I still find myself stopping in if I happen to be in the area because I frequently find either drunk MILF type dancers who want to have fun, or fresh young spinners who are great to look at...

I stop here every few weeks, more often during than day than at night. Ownership changed but everything stayed about the same. The took out a small stage on the side and put in a pool table. There’s a large outdoor fenced area for smokers.

It’s a casual place with...

I had some good times here a couple beard ago when it was pitiful princess but with turnover of girls and other things it became not as good and I quit going here. Since it changed names now I thought I would give it another chance. I went on a...

This is just a cool place to hang. I went a few times when it was "the pitiful princess" because the name fascinated me. It's also close enough to my house to pop in for a late night cap after a gig but far enough where I don't have to...

I started going to this place about one year ago when it was still the Pitiful Princess, as my close to home happy hour dive bar. I prefer the real grittiness of hole in the wall clubs - while nubile young adult ladies are fun to look at it, I...

I used to visit when it was Pitiful Princess. I've been at least twice since the management change. The first time was quite soon after. But not that it's been a while, I can safely report that there don't seem to be any real changes with new...

Nice friendly dive bar with dancers. The night I was there (Monday evening from about 7:00 to 9:00) there were more dancers than customers, and some of the customers were more focused on Monday Night Football than stage dances. I spent most of the night at the rail, and I...

I hadn't stopped in here since it changed name and ownership, but it appears that not a whole lot has changed since it was the Pit. Thursday evening just a few girls were working - four rotated somewhat unreliably onto the main stage, and there may have been one or...

I visited Pitiful Princess twice, once on the weekend and once on a week day, both during the early evening time. I've been to a few Portland strip clubs now, not all of them, but of all of them this is the one I would have rather not visited again.

Walking...

Not much is changed at this club since it went from being the pitiful Princess to the Scarlet Lounge. Most of the dancers in here are all about their stage time and very few will ask you for a private dance. If you do happen to take a private dance...

I've been going to this club for the last several years. The quality of the dancers is so cyclical. Quality will be up, then really going down, go up again... and it's going back down. Since becoming "Scarlet Lounge," the biggest difference has been the cameras in the private rooms....

Do not be fooled & save yourself the Uber charge. There is nothing new about this club. It is Pitiful Princess, same bartendenders same everything. It's a 1 star club, one of the worst places in Portland. You could never change that place. Yes, burn your clothes if you go....

I went to Scarlet Lounge on the opening night of it's official re-branding from it's awfully named predecessor, Pitiful Princess. I don't know what I would consider the worst named strip club in Portland anymore? Jiggles closed. Soobies closed. Pallas closed. Now Pitiful Princess!

I'd been to Pitiful Princess once. I...

It's still the Pitiful Princess even if the name has changed. Same dancers, same bartender, same decor--except they upgraded the sofas in the private dance areas, a welcome improvement. So it's still a friendly strip club with a local bar attitude. One or two PLs at the rack, one or...

Since this place changed ownership and its name from Pitiful Princess to Scarlet Lounge, it doesn't appear that much else has changed. It still has the same stage layout, same old office chair furniture, and the girls still pick their music from the kiosk in the center of the...

There is a variety of girls here, couple older dancers, various sized dancers, white and African American. Beer prices were about the same as elsewhere. Parking was decent. Seating is a bit limited and oddly laid out inside. Some girls had good stage shows and others just danced in the...

I arrived about 12:15pm and there were 5 dancers working on 2 stages at 2 songs each stage. How nice it is to see so much going on at barely lunchtime.

Pro: (1) Open at 9am. Only one of 2 clubs in Portland that are open in the morning...