Reviews

I have been going to this dive bar on the SE side of Portland for over a year. With the several month Covid shutdown, all the dancers had to re-audition. Several of my favorites were…

In the interest of sharing info, here's the basics, as exactly stated in my previous review of Sl: It's a small dive in aworking class neighborhood on the east side, located next door to a…

A quiet early afternoon at Scarlet Lounge. 3 dancers working, compared to 5 more often. One heavy AA, two white girls who were just a little heavy. That's better than average for an eastside dive…

I've been in a slump lately. The strip club scene in Portland kind of sucks these days compared to the golden era. Everytime I try a new place I just kind of hate it. Dance…

I went on a Wednesday early afternoon, to have a few cheap beers. The location is pretty divey if you're into that, and most of the dancers that I've seen there are pretty lackluster, I…

Went on a Friday afternoon. Only three dancers working at the time and more patrons there than dancers. Only one or two people at the rack at a time but received lots of attention from…

Scarlet is right off Division street, and is a small building with a small parking lot. The building looked better than when it was Pitiful Princess and is no longer tagged with gang graffiti. Place…

Same old same old. Prices cheap: no cover afternoons; draft domestic beer $3 or $4 (I don't recall specifically), private dances $20, usual tip at the rack $2 per song. Talent also cheap. 3 girls. The best…

I love dive bars so I was worried when I heard they were remodeling Scarlet Lounge. But nothing to worry about, whatever they did was pretty minimal, maybe some new carpet and chairs? The men's…

I've been to this little east side dive several times over the years, going back to to when it was the Pitiful Princess. It's never been a place where you find top notch, smoking hot…

Too many bohemoths of color. True, I wouldn't care for white or Asians that fat, but I seldom see them. Makes me not want to hang around. On the positive side, there was a small-titted, fit…

I go to this club a couple of times a month usually in the daytime but occasionally in the evening. A couple of months ago, I entered the club in the afternoon to find…

Ok this kind of a multi visit review. I came by on a Tuesday night and saw no one of interest so I left. I come back the next night and there was girl quite…

Some of us like fancy gentlemen's clubs and some of us like dive bars. Portland has only a few of the former, but plenty of the latter. Fortunately for me, I like dives. But a…

Walked in on lunch hour and saw an obese AA on stage. Got my drink and sat at the bar. The other two gals there were a bit more HWP--but one just a bit. While…

I've been to the Scarlet Lounge a few times over the years but was never really impressed with the talent or service however this visit was a nice change of pace. The bartender was…

This review covers 3 very recent visits, two in the afternoon and one in the evening. It had been a while since I'd visited but it used to be one of my favorite clubs.…

I drive by this place occasionally so I eve tnuakky figured I’d drop in to see what it was like. I went around 10PM on a Saturday. This place was a dive. No cover but…

Gave Scarlet a try a bit after noon on a weekday. Last time I was there they had 5 dancers. This time I walked in, saw 5 custies, and zero dancers. Asked the bartender if…

I ventured south from Seattle once again to visit my 4 or 5 favorite Portland strip clubs. ( 205, Mystic, Tommy's Two, Shimmers and especially Scarlet Lounge). At the latter club I once again…

I went here on a Friday night around 11 pm. There were 8 girls working. A mix of thick and fit girls ranging from 4 to 7. Got a 3 dollar pbr and sat at…

I've been going here off and on for several years. Like most places it has had times when it has been good and times when I stop going because it's not good. I've started going…

5 dancers on rotation at lunch hour, which is good. One was an 8; thin chest, but small thin body so it all was proportionalt. Others a bit chunky, but today no gross fatties. None…

Came here on a Friday around 2:00 PM. The club is kind of in a sketchy neighborhood but there is plenty of of street parking. It is a small club with one stage. On this…

There's no doubt Scarlet Lounge is a dive bar. You can tell from the outside of the building, from the neighborhood, and from the potholes in the parking lot what you're getting into.…