Reviews

When I was here in July - I promised myself that I'd come back some time! I finally made it back to this side of town and stopped in for lunch today around 11:30 and…

Went here on a Thursday night. With a good friend of mine. I must say this place is great. The staff are friendly and were very understanding as I had had a few…

A really homey dive-type strip club. Kind of like your favorite neighborhood bar but with strippers. The strippers themselves are really friendly and range from average to hot. During the day there will probably be about…

I decided to check out Pitiful Princess based on some things that Trixxi said on this site - even though it's on the other side of the city! ( I'd recommend reading Trixxi's discussion on…

This club doesn't usually have "A list" strippers. The girls tend to be Asian, AA, older, or younger but chunkier types. Nonetheless, they're pretty nice and friendly. Lots of hanging out with…

Let me start this review by saying that it appears that some clubs in Portland aren't doing very well. Closed clubs recently include joys and glimmer and tommy too is often closed during otherwise…

The club is pretty small and not a lot of room to move around. They have video poker stashed in one corner next to one of their two stages. Both stages are small.…

First I gotta say that I have never been in a stranger strip club. The good points are that the bartender is friendly and pours a good stiff cheap cocktail, the place is reasonably clean,…

Another trip from Seattle to strip clubs in Portland. Alto6.gh i always visit a number of clubs in any visit i always gravitate to the pitiful princess for a number of crucial strip…

Had a great visit to PP. Came in at lunchtime; there were 7 dancers there (one then left because it was fairly quiet). There were maybe 5 customers, 2 of which were more interested in…

With the imminent demise of my long time favorite place Jiggles, I decided to explore some east side clubs in search of a new hangout. This classic little dive probably won't be it. Four dancers…

The space is just a box-shaped room with a bar a couple of very small stages. It's well-lit. The nicest thing (in the summer) is that it has a patio in back where…

Like others have said, it's a small neighborhood bar type of venue, just off Interstate 205 in Powellhurst. It also happens to be one of the half dozen east side clubs that's had at least…

My first visit in a while. Pretty much the same. This is one of the few clubs that has dancers in the morning. According to their schedule, some start at 9am, some start…

Of the 3 strip clubs to choose from near 122nd and Division (Heat, Spearmint Rhino and PP) Pitiful is the most neighborhood Cheers bar with Strippers. Pitiful seems to have loose standards and will hire…

My first visit to Pitiful Princess and it was OK. I tried it at lunch hour; a half dozen customers there, 5 dancers, though one left fairly soon after I arrived. She was the hottest…

Dancer review: this is a small neighborhood club close off I-205. There are not a lot of other reviews of this club and it needs an honest one. I have danced here for about 6…

Wow, talk about a club that lives up to the name. I went here on a Friday afternoon after work and just DAMN.. The club looks like somebody took an old VFW bar and left…

I decided to stop by one early afternoon since this place is relatively close to my work. When i walked in my first thought was that it didn't look like a strip club. It was…

I made another trip to Portland to visit strip clubs. My last visit had been only 2 weeks before. I had been at the pitiful princess on the first visit and had…

If you've been to any small, kinda run down strip club in east Portland, you've been here. It's not a bad place, it's just not a great place. If you happen to be in the,…

This club is on the way home from work and though the name is somewhat off putting at first, but I have actually come to kinda like it and most of the dancers like it…

I get to Portland to specifically go to strip clubs about every 2 months. My lastvisit included a stop at pitiful princess and i was very glad i did. There were…

I stopped coming to this club several months ago because the dancer quality had gone way downhill since my first visit. This week I decided to give it another try to see if things…

Despite the weird name, I think this club is my new favorite club in Portland. As contrasted with another club up the road, the girls here seemed genuinely friendly, sexually provocative, and didn't seem oppressed…