Reviews

Sometimes a visit to a dive strip bar can renew your faith in humanity, cause no matter how skanky or worn out a tired old stripper might be, some dude somewhere finds her hot. This…

This is an update to previous reviews. I've been going to this club now off and on for about 6 weeks. There area great number of dancers here that are fun to be around.…

I went to the PP this past Sunday night and I was surprised how busy it was. Much busier than I'd expect for a dive bar on a Sunday night. I ended up getting a…

This was my first visit to this club and I wasn't impressed. The exterior looked pretty rundown; but the interior was actually pretty clean. It had two well lit stages. Like a previous reviewer…

Was bored and I thought I'd try this place for laughs (who names their club pitiful princess). I got exactly what I was expecting. It looked like someone took a diner and stuck a pole…

I just love Portland strip clubs. I head down to Portland every chance I get. I was able to get away last Tuesday and spent about 13 hours going club to club.…

I have danced at this club on and off for the past few years. This is a recent update to my more descriptive reviews of this club. This club has been struggling to keep its…

My first visit. Inside better than the outside and I agree with past reviews on appearance. Was really slow on my visit. 4 customers, 2 dancers. Nice smoking area where 2…

This review is from a visit about three weeks ago. I've been to the Pitiful many times, usually during the afternoon or evening. I think the layout of the club has been talked about a…

Once again, my choice was motivated by trying to catch a game. I didn't plan on going here, but I was curious. It's kind of a degrading name, no? Then again, I wasn't really looking…

Visited Pitiful Princess this afternoon. Had intended to get a private with Davina - but she seemed to have her own entourage there today. Watched Sativa enjoying herself on the stage even…

Visited Pitiful Princess for the first time on Saturday night. Went in around 9:30p. The place is small, so it was fairly busy but not overly packed. I'm not sure how many dancers were there,…

Oh how I love Portland strip clubs. But the number of clubs has, sad to say, dropped in the past year or so. Happily the number of good clubs is still high and…

If I were rating dancers strictly on looks, they'd be a little lower. But they are almost all very nice. Good friendly vibe in the whole club. The only girl who wasn't very friendly was…

I keep trying this club and it keeps failing, in spite of better reviews from other guys. A lady I was interested posted her schedule and when I arrived she was on stage, just finishing…

I was back on this side of town on a Monday afternoon and decided to stop in to see what was happening at the Pitiful Princess! - - This is still on my HotList…

Compared to the places I usually hit in Portland (Rose City, DV8, Devils Point) nowhere near as nice inside, much smaller than those, however that is not a bad thing. Inexpensive drinks and attentive bar staff…

Over all a disappointment. Very few dancers and even fewer of quality. Definitely a less friendly vibe than I would see at many other local clubs. Drinks are well priced and potent…

I visited this club on a Monday afternoon upon my arrival in town. There are two stages and a main bar that appear once you walk in the door. I decided to get…

Props to previous review, as that articulates my experience well. First timer Friday near dinner time. Bar was full of friendly neighborhood types. Most were older gentlemen. One in a wheelchair…

Went to Pitiful Princess for the first time ever the other day around 1:00 pm. I was surprised that at 1 o'clock on a thursday the place was pretty full. There were probably 12 customers…

Although Portland is well known for its numerous strip clubs I have noticed that over the past year or so a number of customer friendly clubs have closed. And the number of dancers at some…

This club is only one of two in Portland that has morning dancers. Most clubs that advertise dancers starting at noon don't really have much going on until about 1pm. Dancers at most…

My second visit to this little outer SE dive was much like the first. It seems like a friendly neighborhood bar that also has strippers. Two stages working on this day but not many folks…

Got here this past Saturday about 5pm. It's a small club with 2 private dance rooms that have curtains, no doors. Not what I'm used to, but it works. Surprisingly, the…