Scarlet Lounge Reviews

I have been going to this dive bar on the SE side of Portland for over a year. With the several month Covid shutdown, all the dancers had to re-audition. Several of my favorites were rehired. Their Instagram site scarletlounge_pdx was down that Monday I went, so I took my...

In the interest of sharing info, here's the basics, as exactly stated in my previous review of Sl: It's a small dive in aworking class neighborhood on the east side, located next door to a medical clinic or rehab center, or
something. Large shared parking lot provides ample parking...

A quiet early afternoon at Scarlet Lounge. 3 dancers working, compared to 5 more often. One heavy AA, two white girls who were just a little heavy. That's better than average for an eastside dive bar. (I think eastside dive bar is redundant.) Coffee was $2.50, dances $20 behind the...

I've been in a slump lately. The strip club scene in Portland kind of sucks these days compared to the golden era. Everytime I try a new place I just kind of hate it. Dance prices are ridiculous. (Sorry fuckers but any of ya'll who pony up $45 for three...

I went on a Wednesday early afternoon, to have a few cheap beers. The location is pretty divey if you're into that, and most of the dancers that I've seen there are pretty lackluster, I do have a few I like though. This visit I had a great dance with...

Went on a Friday afternoon. Only three dancers working at the time and more patrons there than dancers. Only one or two people at the rack at a time but received lots of attention from each of the dancers at the rack. On dancer was a bigger black girl who...

Scarlet is right off Division street, and is a small building with a small parking lot. The building looked better than when it was Pitiful Princess and is no longer tagged with gang graffiti. Place seemed safe in the mid-afternoon. About four customers, none sitting at the stage.

No cover to...

Same old same old.

Prices cheap: no cover afternoons; draft domestic beer $3 or $4 (I don't recall specifically), private dances $20, usual tip at the rack $2 per song.

Talent also cheap. 3 girls. The best had small boobs and belly overhang. Yeah, the best. Then an AA chick was...

I love dive bars so I was worried when I heard they were remodeling Scarlet Lounge. But nothing to worry about, whatever they did was pretty minimal, maybe some new carpet and chairs? The men's room is still one of the nastiest places on the planet. So SL has kept...

I've been to this little east side dive several times over the years, going back to to when it was the Pitiful Princess. It's never been a place where you find top notch, smoking hot dancers. They tend to run to more, ahem.... experienced ladies. You'll typically find a couple...

Too many bohemoths of color. True, I wouldn't care for white or Asians that fat, but I seldom see them. Makes me not want to hang around.

On the positive side, there was a small-titted, fit black woman who was very friendly. Got two dances from her; she said $30 for...

I go to this club a couple of times a month usually in the daytime but occasionally in the evening. A couple of months ago, I entered the club in the afternoon to find one lonely dancer. That's right, just one. Fortunately, she was one of the...

Ok this kind of a multi visit review. I came by on a Tuesday night and saw no one of interest so I left.
I come back the next night and there was girl quite attractive so I stayed. I grabbed a orange juice which was $4 and waited for...

Some of us like fancy gentlemen's clubs and some of us like dive bars. Portland has only a few of the former, but plenty of the latter. Fortunately for me, I like dives. But a disturbing trend in recent years is Portland dive bar strip clubs, have begun to price...

Walked in on lunch hour and saw an obese AA on stage. Got my drink and sat at the bar. The other two gals there were a bit more HWP--but one just a bit. While at the bar, the AA wiggled her finger at me to invite me to the...

I've been to the Scarlet Lounge a few times over the years but was never really impressed with the talent or service however this visit was a nice change of pace. The bartender was fast with the service and very friendly....sure it wasn't busy but I've been to plenty...

This review covers 3 very recent visits, two in the afternoon and one in the evening.

It had been a while since I'd visited but it used to be one of my favorite clubs. I dropped in a few weeks ago in the afternoon and was disappointed. ...

I drive by this place occasionally so I eve tnuakky figured I’d drop in to see what it was like. I went around 10PM on a Saturday. This place was a dive. No cover but I did get a pat down before entering from a guy who was nice enough...

Gave Scarlet a try a bit after noon on a weekday. Last time I was there they had 5 dancers. This time I walked in, saw 5 custies, and zero dancers. Asked the bartender if anyone was dancing and he said one girl was there, but just took a smoke...

I ventured south from Seattle once again to visit my 4 or 5 favorite Portland strip clubs. ( 205, Mystic, Tommy's Two, Shimmers and especially Scarlet Lounge). At the latter club I once again saw the best dancer I have seen in 20 years of strip club hopping in...

I went here on a Friday night around 11 pm. There were 8 girls working. A mix of thick and fit girls ranging from 4 to 7. Got a 3 dollar pbr and sat at the rack. Probably 15 patrons to go along with the 8 dancers. Most people were...

I've been going here off and on for several years. Like most places it has had times when it has been good and times when I stop going because it's not good. I've started going back lately and it has been good. I like that you can still get a...

5 dancers on rotation at lunch hour, which is good. One was an 8; thin chest, but small thin body so it all was proportionalt. Others a bit chunky, but today no gross fatties. None of them had their extra weight go to their boobs. Which I guess is why...

Came here on a Friday around 2:00 PM. The club is kind of in a sketchy neighborhood but there is plenty of of street parking. It is a small club with one stage. On this visit there were 5 dancers on shift. I have seen them all there before. It...

There's no doubt Scarlet Lounge is a dive bar. You can tell from the outside of the building, from the neighborhood, and from the potholes in the parking lot what you're getting into. Inside it's dark, run down, small, and musty. The bar and tap selection is...