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review
12 years ago
This was my first time here...
This was my first time here and I had a pretty good time. The place looks like a shit hole from the outside so I was kinda worried but it is just a nice...
Mayallusion
review
12 years ago
Visited 7th Heaven recently while staying...
Visited 7th Heaven recently while staying in Conshocken. Definitely map out your route before headed over, it is pretty low key and hard to find if you haven't been there. it is more of...
dopeydope
Michigan
review
12 years ago
This is your typical run of...
This is your typical run of the mill, girls dancing behind the bar type strip club. I went here on a Monday night with a buddy after a round of golf. The bouncer didn't...
Slade2629
review
12 years ago
Since I'm a Conshohocken local I...
Since I'm a Conshohocken local I come here every once in a while to enjoy some T & A. There is no cover prior to 7:00, it goes up to $6.00 on weekend...
duxl
Pennsylvania
review
12 years ago
I liked it, Im not a...
I liked it, Im not a big strip club guy, I enjoy the hunt more then the meal. However this place was pretty nice. The strippers were ok, I didnt see any track lines...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
13 years ago
Was not expecting much from this...
Was not expecting much from this local neighborhood club. It is small but was much cleaner than I expected. Definitely not a dive. The girls were also better than I thought...
Maxfish
review
13 years ago
I was visiting PA on business...
I was visiting PA on business and wanted to check some of the local clubs. So I open Google map an searched for something local and the 7th came up as the closest. I...
jakemaster
review
13 years ago
I went to Conchohocken for a...
I went to Conchohocken for a trade show Thursday evening and stopped in to check out 7Th H, despite the mixed reviews. I arrived about 6 and there was no cover and I...
OldSalt
review
13 years ago
Interesting layout to this club. ...
Interesting layout to this club. When you walk in there is a bar that wraps around the center of the room and the ladies are dancing behind the bar. After their dance...
fiftyninefender
review
13 years ago
I was at 7th heaven ...
I was at 7th heaven this afternoon (for only my second time), around 2:00. When I arrived there were 4 dancers and 4 patronsâ€¦ Maybe 6 or 7 patrons when I left at...
fishinjay
review
14 years ago
well, somtimes exploring a new club...
well, somtimes exploring a new club can be so so hot. my gf and i visited 7th heaven for the first time and it was soooo much fun. this place was small...
angela1962
review
14 years ago
7th Heaven looks like a hole...
7th Heaven looks like a hole in the wall from the outside and it barely lives up to that reputation on the inside. The club is small, dark, and smells of stale cigarette...
CallMeSamAsh
review
14 years ago
I worked here as a dancer...
I worked here as a dancer for one day and it was terrible. The stage was riddled with holes. Management was ok, except I hear now they have a new GM who is a...
tempest666
Tesla Crowley
review
14 years ago
Stopped by the Conshy Ballet after...
Stopped by the Conshy Ballet after a long period away. None of the dancers were from the old days. Current girls are all new, downhearted,full of despair die to tough mgt. New rules in...
griebnitz
Pennsylvania
review
14 years ago
Despite living about 15 minutes from...
Despite living about 15 minutes from this cover I have never stopped in because the reviews have never been great. I was bored on a friday night a few weeks ago and finally...
stanley
review
14 years ago
Stopped by this local joint on...
Stopped by this local joint on a weekday night. No cover at happy hour. Drink prices for a beer was about $4. The place was not crowded, but...
hdew1
review
14 years ago
Some things never change and seventh...
Some things never change and seventh is one of them. They continue to provide mediocre quality dancers with very lame dances. Some day the management will realize what an opportunity they have to make...
griebnitz
Pennsylvania
review
14 years ago
I've been here a few times...
I've been here a few times over the years, usually with little to no expectations. My most recent visit was on a Thursday afternoon around 3:00 p.m., there were 3 dancers rotating to...
snake_charm_73
review
14 years ago
This place gets a bad rap,...
This place gets a bad rap, but its ok considering its in a small town in a location off the beaten path. I was in town visiting a friend and we went there....
nevadajoe
review
15 years ago
While on a short trip to...
While on a short trip to the Philadelphia area, I decided to check out a couple of clubs I had heard about online. 7th Heaven was one of them, and I decided to...
tcross
Michigan
review
15 years ago
Visited today for the first time....
Visited today for the first time. There were 8 to 10 customers, and 5 dancers (two black, three white). With the small crowd, it was not very smokey, and the bar was cleaner than...
AbingtonJoe
review
15 years ago
Visited 7th Heaven on a Friday...
Visited 7th Heaven on a Friday night. The bar is clean, but the stage is very small. The dancers are average with a couple that could be 7 or 8. One...
TigerDabinsk
review
15 years ago
Stopped by a few nites ago...
Stopped by a few nites ago and nothing has changed. The girls are still about a 5-6. The place is extremely smoky and there are very limited extras in the back room. Depending on...
lolo69
review
15 years ago
I decided to visit one of...
I decided to visit one of my convenient stops, 7th Heaven, on a Saturday early evening. About 4 girls on shift - one black, 1 hispanic, and 2 white. None of them...
rascanban
review
15 years ago
I think this place is essentially...
I think this place is essentially what I expected. Small, dark with average dancers...maybe a hottie in the group. Sarcastic barmaid, but that is part of the charm. If you are...
petey007