7th Heaven

It lasted through the gentrification of Conshohocken, but could not withstand the force of nature otherwise known as yuppie scum. Apparently, Seventh succumbed to the whims of the marketing team at the…

So this place has reached its end. I wasn't sure entirely until I drove by and saw it pretty much abandoned. Shame, as this used to be in a prime location to…

So not really a review, more of a PSA... 7th Heaven has closed. The owners of the land sold the property and it's about to be bulldozed. I also heard that the…

A group of friends and I decided to checkout seventh heaven when we were in the area. There were approximately 6 dancers on shift ranging in quality from very good to quite…

Note to PLs: It seems hard to believe, but it looks like management is trying to improve the quality and quantity of the dancers at 7th. I went on a whim, expecting to…

This club is a good place to go if you are close by and don't want to travel very far, although there are definitely much nicer clubs in Philadelphia. The club itself…

So, as to not repeat physical attributes of this bar, I will skip those details. I visited this place at 2:00 on a Thursday. Had nothing to do and wanted to…

It has the great feel of a neighborhood bar. The stage was very small and only took up the back half of the inside of the bar. Seating around the…

Went in about 4:30 on a Sunday afternoon. There were no dancers working at all. I was tempted to walk out but Molly the Bartender was hot and there were decent $4…

Visited mid afternoon during the week and thought I would grab a quick drink and let the traffic clear out. Came in and I was the only customer and the one…

The best part of my last visit to Seventh Heaven was the fact that there were four young ladies in attendance celebrating one of their female friends' 27th birthday. They made up in…

Went to 7th heavan for 1st time around 1 pm on Monday..WOC dancer Amber was first up. Tall , nice legs and ass. Standard 3 songs and then she came for…

Went again on a Friday around 5pm. Only 4 dancers working, 2 WOC spinners and 2 older fluffier white dancers. The same 4 that were working last time I was here on…

I came later in the evening on a weeknight. There were a handful of dancers, and they push private dances hard. The place is tiny -- basically a big rectangular bar with…

I read some mixed reviews about this place and decided to give it a try one afternoon. I was on a bit of a time crunch because I had to make a…

well to start this was my third time I visited this club this year hoping it would get better each time, first time was Jan. during playoffs on a Sunday night about…

So I've started swinging by here now and again on my lunch break. I get a dance now and again, but overall just talk to the girls, and tip as they come…

I still can't believe this place makes money. After all, they had three dancers on when I was there on a Friday afternoon. The owner or manager was there who could have…

Checked this out again after many years away and for the most part was pleasantly surprised. One stage that bar wraps around, kind of dark inside but that's nothing new.…

TINY club. Walk in and through metal detector, pay fee or not if in with bouncer. Ladies dance behind bar on tiny TINY stage. I am Always worried they…

I was in the area on business and wanted to check out the Conshohocken Brewing Co, but it did not open until 3, so I had like an hour to kill.…

Good place to go if you don't want a ton of hassle. I went with a few buddies local to the area, think it was about a $10 cover on a Saturday…

I stopped in one afternoon while in the area. There were two other guys there sitting around the the bar. The bar area was clean and the bartender was cute.…

So I decided to give this club a second chance after my last experience, and things turned out a little better. Sat around for awhile just watching and a couple of…

Been to the club intermittently over the last few months. One of the few clubs out in the burbs close to where I live. Club is on the smaller side but not…

I'd been to 7th Heaven a couple times before; it is tucked away in a neighborhood corner of Conshohocken...you definitely won't stumble on it by accident...it had been awhile since I'd…

Visited 7th on a whim, Not really expecting to be wowed. Watched Angela finish stage dance as I entered. There was something about her. She did the trip around the bar after dancing…

Got there and just sat at the bar drinking for a bit, taking in all the girls. At one point a girl starting dancing and being more playful on stage.…

I have been to 7th Heaven before and the best change for me since my last visit is they no longer allow smoking in the club. This is not the best club…

The Conshohocken Ballet used to be a very fun place to visit. The quality of dancers has decreased, The quantity has diminished. They want $40 for a nude dance in a community…

7th Heaven appears to be located in the border between a largely residential area and what looks like office parks. A bit unusual, but better than the warehouse/industrial or seedy areas…

I dropped by on a weeknight looking for some fun. There were 5/6 ladies rotating on the stage 2 at a time. The bar is an oval with the dance…

This club is small and in the middle of a neighborhood but it is super friendly, no one cares if your a regular or not as long as your chill.…

I was in the area and decided to try this relatively out-of-the-way club. It is down near the river and has plenty of parking. The club is pretty standard stuff decor wise,…

This is a great spot if you're not looking for a crazy night dropping insane loot. A nice place to get a few drinks at a reasonable price and stare at…

7th Heaven is a fun little club. Layout is a bit awkward with the big mirrored pillar on one end of the stage. The club is clean and the staff…

I took my friend here for a glimpse at the bar, and both he and I were not only very unimpressed, but pissed for wasting our time traveling to this club.…

Small club, basically a corner bar with a stage inside the bar that takes up most of the main room, bar stools around it. In a mostly residential neighborhood, like a…

Local club with nothing really close by and lots of parking. Girls of all colors, some from dominican republic, south america, mostly american. Lap dances 20 per song topless, 40 nude, where…

I was in the area and I decided to stop by for the first time. It's a small bar with free parking. Paid the cover and went through the metal detector. There…

Stopped by after a trip to the VF Casino and decided to take a little detour off of 76. The place wasn't too hard to find but it's literally right in…

I went for lunch and there were no dancers and no bartender. The brand new manager was there with the DJ we talked for a wile and they served me drinks…

Stopped in when i was in Plymouth Meeting, short trip. Overall not a bad club, nothing exciting, girls 5-7. Club looks like a house when you drive up, parking lot is open and…

This is your typical suburban neighborhood strip club. The parking lot is not that big but usually has a lot of parking spots open. When you go in you go through a…

This will cover the last visit I made to this club at the end of a two week business trip. Parking was getting tight in the lot but there is no…

Went in on a Thursday after happy hour with a couple friends. The place is located in a pretty non-descript part of town. Ample parking both right in front of…

Just flew into town and got a text from an old friend that she was working there this afternoon and was bored. Checked into hotel and headed on over. Since it was…

Great little club - kind of masquerades as a neighborhood bar but once you get inside there's plenty to see. The $8 cover was kind of unexpected considering a lot of…

Had a great time here on a Sunday afternoon into the evening. Dancers were very friendly except for one, who called my skinny tie gay, but whatever, we had a good laugh.…

It's under new management I hear. Its 8 dollars at door which is a little steep if your trying to get locals to come at least 3 times a week.…

I heard that they had cleaned house and fired all the old staff so I went in to see for myself. (This was my first PA club in 2010) Well, they did…

As others have said this is not a glitzy city club. It is what it is without pretentiousness. The dancers were fair with various proportions but if you like BBW this will…

Visited on a slow snowy afternoon. Not very busy. Was here about a year ago and there are definitely some changes going on. The place has been painted and…

Not sure what's going on at this club but apparently my fist visit was in the Middle of some staff changes. When you pull up the club looks like a big house.…

This was my first visit to 7th Heaven. I knew the name but didn't know what to expect because it wasn't on my TUSCL hotlist. Not sure I'll go back…

Moved to the area recently, and have made this my "go to" spot -- mainly because of how close it is to my home, but also for the overall experience (as compared…

I have visited 7th Heaven a few times over the years and have seen dancer quality be it be hit or miss. Some random Tuesday has had smoking hot girls and the…

Went around 9 on a thursday. Small club. Stage in the center of bar, two poles. Girls come around and ask for tips after dancing. Was approached by Sky shortly after sitting…

Stopped in after work to relax. Hadn't been in for 4 months. Not much has changed. Average interior with a big bar area and dancers behind bar. Girls are generally average and…

An oldie but goodie. Stopped by on a Thursday night and had a great time. Bartender was very cute and made great drinks. While at the bar was introduced to Destiny. Was…

One of my favorites to visit on a weekend, mostly because it's fairly easy to get to. I had been wanting to check out the tall, MILFy brunette who I had seen…

This a small suburban club that consists of an oval bar surrounding a center stage. I visited this place on Saturday night and there were 2 dancers on the small center stage.…

unique atmosphere, small bar area with small dance stage on the inside of the bar. most of the seating is at the bar, there are only 1-2 tables separate from the bar…

After sharing about my last trip, my buddy decided we needed to check out the Conshy Ballet to see if we could replicate the last trip. We had been out for some…

Made a visit to 7th Heaven. There were several nice looking ladies there. The club is kind of small and the stage was behind the bar and when they finished their…

Everything about this club is extremely....average. The place is fine, if you want to stop in for a couple beers and watch average looking women dance in the middle of the…

My buddy and I were looking for a place to watch the 49ers/Seahawks game and since he was already in Conshy, figured we'd meet up here. The club doesn't look like much…

Visited this club on a recent Friday after having been away for quite a while. It is still small and dark with a pleasant variety of girls. The small ness…

Last time I went, I wasn't too impressed. The cover seems to vary based on nite in my experience and given the quality of the women, or lack-there-of, I didn't think…

This bar is ok. Having not been there before, I had a hard time finding it because I had to drive through a bunch of residential neighborhoods. Once I found…

If you're not careful, you'll miss this place. A little hole in the wall but great for an unassuming place in a smallish town. Girls are always not too pushy…

This is a nice local club. Previous reviews are fairly unfounded and different from my experience. The club is easy to find and decent parking lot to accosted your mainly…

Haven't been to 7th Heaven in years, but was out to a business dinner near Conshohocken that ended early (around 9pm), and figured I'd stop by and see what 7H is like…

Found myself in the area and it's always nice to check out other clubs. It's your basic bar turned strip club with dancers in the center of the bar. Early…

I like to stop by this place on the way home from work to check out some dancers and unwind. Not the hottest place around (although slim pickings in conshi).…

This was my first time here and I had a pretty good time. The place looks like a shit hole from the outside so I was kinda worried but it is just…

Visited 7th Heaven recently while staying in Conshocken. Definitely map out your route before headed over, it is pretty low key and hard to find if you haven't been there. it is…

This is your typical run of the mill, girls dancing behind the bar type strip club. I went here on a Monday night with a buddy after a round of golf. The…

Since I'm a Conshohocken local I come here every once in a while to enjoy some T & A. There is no cover prior to 7:00, it goes up to $6.00…

I liked it, Im not a big strip club guy, I enjoy the hunt more then the meal. However this place was pretty nice. The strippers were ok, I didnt see any…

Was not expecting much from this local neighborhood club. It is small but was much cleaner than I expected. Definitely not a dive. The girls were also better than…

I was visiting PA on business and wanted to check some of the local clubs. So I open Google map an searched for something local and the 7th came up as the…

I went to Conchohocken for a trade show Thursday evening and stopped in to check out 7Th H, despite the mixed reviews. I arrived about 6 and there was no cover…

Interesting layout to this club. When you walk in there is a bar that wraps around the center of the room and the ladies are dancing behind the bar. After…

I was at 7th heaven this afternoon (for only my second time), around 2:00. When I arrived there were 4 dancers and 4 patrons… Maybe 6 or 7 patrons when I…

well, somtimes exploring a new club can be so so hot. my gf and i visited 7th heaven for the first time and it was soooo much fun. this place…

7th Heaven looks like a hole in the wall from the outside and it barely lives up to that reputation on the inside. The club is small, dark, and smells of…

I worked here as a dancer for one day and it was terrible. The stage was riddled with holes. Management was ok, except I hear now they have a new GM who…

Stopped by the Conshy Ballet after a long period away. None of the dancers were from the old days. Current girls are all new, downhearted,full of despair die to tough mgt. New…

Despite living about 15 minutes from this cover I have never stopped in because the reviews have never been great. I was bored on a friday night a few weeks ago…

Stopped by this local joint on a weekday night. No cover at happy hour. Drink prices for a beer was about $4. The place was not…

Some things never change and seventh is one of them. They continue to provide mediocre quality dancers with very lame dances. Some day the management will realize what an opportunity they have…

I've been here a few times over the years, usually with little to no expectations. My most recent visit was on a Thursday afternoon around 3:00 p.m., there were 3 dancers…

This place gets a bad rap, but its ok considering its in a small town in a location off the beaten path. I was in town visiting a friend and we…

While on a short trip to the Philadelphia area, I decided to check out a couple of clubs I had heard about online. 7th Heaven was one of them, and I…

Visited today for the first time. There were 8 to 10 customers, and 5 dancers (two black, three white). With the small crowd, it was not very smokey, and the bar was…

Visited 7th Heaven on a Friday night. The bar is clean, but the stage is very small. The dancers are average with a couple that could be 7 or 8.…

Stopped by a few nites ago and nothing has changed. The girls are still about a 5-6. The place is extremely smoky and there are very limited extras in the back room.…

I decided to visit one of my convenient stops, 7th Heaven, on a Saturday early evening. About 4 girls on shift - one black, 1 hispanic, and 2 white. None…

I think this place is essentially what I expected. Small, dark with average dancers...maybe a hottie in the group. Sarcastic barmaid, but that is part of the charm. If…