OldSalt

I don't club enough for it to make a big difference, but I think CMF ( Current Most Favorite) has a nice ring to it.

The Cutting Edge (1992)With D.B. Sweeney, Moira Kelly Not exactly a hockey movie but I love the line when he tells his Dad what he is going to do instead of hockey..and Dad says "you are going to do finger painting?"

I mostly go to a small sub-urban club and many of the dancers have common names.I'm not sure that makes them mundane but certainly not flashy, and I think it fits well with the low key setting. My favorites are Lilly, Lilith, and Alisa but they also have a Shanon, Mandy, and Maria. No Marys yet...

Escape in Binghamton https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=2962 I've stopped here a few times on my way up 81 but not in a couple years. Sound's like it's had a little upgrade and is in a safe area outside of town. It is definitely a dive and way sleazy, at least it was when the pron/adult toy store as the front, however I cam across one dancer to my liking. She was a petite olive skinned, raven haired spinner, named Katrina. (May have even been her real name as it was tattooed on her back) No extras,so I think it's OK to give her up, but she gave a very enjoyable two way dance. Even did some humming on the outside of my pants, that was a nice turn on. Spent a total of 40$ as I recall for 10-15 min dance. Not sure if you will find a dancer worth your $, but it is only about 5 min off 81, so you can give it a shot with out much to lose.

I look at the reviews and the clubs website as well, but local intel is sometimes still the best. I went to Phoenix a couple years ago and based on my research was confident that the Great Alaskan Bush Co.was the place for me. I was not that impressed with it and asked a cab driver what he recommends, and was told unequivocally that Bourbon St Circus was the place to go. I ended up going there three times over my 5 day stay and was very happy with each visit. The girls were much hotter and more accommodating. So I say do your research but don't be afraid to get input from the locals.