Since I'm a Conshohocken local I...

Since I'm a Conshohocken local I come here every once in a while to enjoy some T & A. There is no cover prior to 7:00, it goes up to $6.00 on weekend nights. Beer is comparable in price to the major bars on the other side of town. The bartenders are always female and chesty, and in the past some have been willing to expose their tits to accept large tips in their cleavage, but I haven't seen this lately. On weekday afternoons, the bartender quality frequently exceeds that of the dancers. Snacks are sometimes laid out but there is no kitchen. The place will win no awards for interior decorating.

The stage is rectangular and the bar wraps around it. A load bearing column at one end obstructs the view of the action in one corner of the bar. The girls usually dance for two songs, one "clothed", one topless, but three sometimes happens on busy nights, and two songs without a girl on stage sometimes happen on slow nights. Occasionally two girls will be onstage at a time, but never with interaction. Girl quality varies. Some are a bit on the heavy side, some are a little skanky looking, there are some cute ones though.

At the conclusion of the dance each girl will come around for tips. $2 seems to be the expected amount but I go for $3 or $4. Some girls will only accept tips on their hips but many allow you to place a tip right in the front of their bottoms. They will use this opportunity to hit you up for a dance. You can generally gauge how the mileage will be by how touchy/feely they are at the bar.