Despite living about 15 minutes from...

Despite living about 15 minutes from this cover I have never stopped in because the reviews have never been great. I was bored on a friday night a few weeks ago and finally decided it was worth a try. I can report that the reviews are right on track. Everything about this place is mediocre. The girls are average looking at best, the lap dances are robotic and weak and the staff are disinterested. There are very few clubs in the Philly suburbs. This place could be a gold mine with a little work. Maybe I should try to buy it?